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(Reuters)   How to tell how much your broker makes by analyzing the clues on their business cards   (uk.reuters.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, U.S., electronic components, Ernst & Young, Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, brokerage  
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2331 clicks; posted to Business » on 15 Jul 2014 at 1:07 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-15 10:50:33 AM  
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark. 

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-07-15 01:10:55 PM  
And we're done in one.
 
2014-07-15 01:20:28 PM  
This thread is now pointless.
 
2014-07-15 01:32:38 PM  

whistleridge: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x307]


Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was farking good, because this thread's useless now, isn't it?
 
2014-07-15 01:38:41 PM  
when you are at the top you don't actually need to impress anyone with gold ink
 
2014-07-15 01:39:03 PM  
People still have human brokers?
 
2014-07-15 01:58:41 PM  
So apparently I'm a bit late for the subtle Patrick Bateman reference I was gonna drop...
 
2014-07-15 04:05:29 PM  
Something wrong?

static3.businessinsider.com
 
2014-07-15 05:16:56 PM  

BMFPitt: People still have human brokers?


It's the only way to get in at the opening IPO price v
 
2014-07-15 05:59:31 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: So apparently I'm a bit late for the subtle Patrick Bateman reference I was gonna drop...


So go return your video tapes or something.
 
2014-07-15 07:17:35 PM  
That movie sucked.
 
2014-07-15 10:29:03 PM  
That article gives me an idea for one of those incremental click games that supplies an endless stream of monster names based on templates. Take out a Level II Associate Managing Director and get $3.75M gold plus the Tastefully Embossed Glaive and move forward.
 
2014-07-16 08:19:15 AM  

ajgeek: That movie sucked.


But the book, . . . the book was . . . , the book left a mark.
 
2014-07-16 02:57:44 PM  
Or the Ferrari he drives parked out front...
 
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