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(CTV News)   Smell, eye test could be early warning system for Alzheimer's. Because if you can smell your eyes, you may just have a problem   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 14
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2014-07-15 08:10:48 PM
Since there is no effective treatment, how is knowing going to help you? Gives you time to sell off your stuff?
 
2014-07-15 09:39:08 PM
I don't know "ctvnews.ca" very well, so I don't know if they think this is science reporting or what, but this line bugs the shiat out of me:  "Alzheimer's is still a disease that leads to death 100 per cent of the time."

NO, you stupid farkers!  LIFE is a disease that leads to death 100 per cent of the time!

Alzheimer's is a disease that leads to a really shiatty end of life 100 per cent of the time.

Now that we have that cleared up... we may proceed.
 
2014-07-15 09:43:01 PM

KarmicDisaster: Since there is no effective treatment, how is knowing going to help you? Gives you time to sell off your stuff?


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2014-07-15 09:50:28 PM
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2014-07-15 10:11:56 PM

KarmicDisaster: Since there is no effective treatment, how is knowing going to help you? Gives you time to sell off your stuff?


Yes, for one thing.  Settle any outstanding affairs.  If I was afflicted, I would really like to know when I was approaching the "point of no return" so that I could off myself in a proper way.
 
2014-07-15 11:01:38 PM
I don't know about you, submitter, but I can smell the colors.......
 
2014-07-15 11:12:10 PM
Or if you can taste your eyes.

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2014-07-15 11:25:47 PM
Oh my God Now I can't stop smelling my eyes!!! WHY DO THEY SMELL LIKE CHEESE??? I >> oh, I just have some cheese on my shirt.
 
2014-07-15 11:35:15 PM

KarmicDisaster: Since there is no effective treatment, how is knowing going to help you? Gives you time to sell off your stuff?


But while the disease has no cure, simple eye tests and smell tests could be used to catch the risks early, according to new research.
Other research also shows exercising both body and mind can work to prevent the disease, although the cause of this most common form of dementia is still mostly unknown.


Second and third sentences.
 
2014-07-16 07:27:09 AM
If you can smell your eyes you may just have bought some good acid.
 
2014-07-16 07:59:07 PM

xanadian: I don't know about you, submitter, but I can smell the colors.......


I can see temperatures as a flavor of contrast when tasted, but smelling the snappy shots of contrast textures? Wouldn't you be better off smelling the heat coming off of the noise your eyes make?
 
2014-07-16 08:11:38 PM
alzheimers is a plaque they say, teeth need regularly descaled they say, you need tricks and tips to figure out how to remember things ordinarily they imply, your typical human phenotype is greater than 99% identical to impulse-driven vertebrate animals or a warm blooded invertebrate without training for wheels they assume, they spy on us for our own good we are told, we assume its normal to be constantly watched, and slowly try to slide out of frame. We somehow see ourselves stopping such retreats, as we learned about the fights and the flights. We figure out more thats wrong with us that we know we cant fix, we write it down for later.
 
2014-07-16 09:39:25 PM
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2014-07-17 08:49:46 AM
This is one problem you may want to try and tell your doctor about early on.
 
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