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(Jalopnik)   Guy robs bank to pay for girlfriend's engagement ring. Hopes to propose in 7 to 10   (detroit.jalopnik.com) divider line 21
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2014-07-16 12:08:25 AM
So romance isn't dead per se just brain dead?
 
2014-07-16 01:08:20 AM
If she waits for him, it's true love. I feel confident that their marriage will be strong.
 
2014-07-16 01:13:51 AM
The good news is the wedding will have an open bar. All the toilet wine you can drink.
 
2014-07-16 01:14:31 AM
Hope she has some lube for when he gets out...after 7-10 years without sex, he's gonna be eager for action.
 
2014-07-16 01:15:13 AM

farkingismybusiness: The good news is the wedding will have an open bar. All the toilet wine you can drink.


If there are open bars, why doesn't the guy just walk out?
 
2014-07-16 01:19:00 AM

Prof. Frink: Hope she has some lube for when he gets out...after 7-10 years without sex, he's gonna be eager for action.


Crisco thread trifecta in play?
 
2014-07-16 01:25:05 AM
Troy resident Ramsey Fakhouri met his girlfriend in Bible college,

Robbing a bank is what Jesus would have done.
 
2014-07-16 01:28:25 AM
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At least it was just for a ring.
 
2014-07-16 01:28:52 AM

fusillade762: Troy resident Ramsey Fakhouri met his girlfriend in Bible college,

Robbing a bank is what Jesus would have done.


They never did say what happened to the money that was on the gambling table he flipped in the temple that one time.
 
2014-07-16 01:29:19 AM
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Charles Bronson: I gave you farking magic in there!

Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of farking nowhere...
 
2014-07-16 01:32:09 AM
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2014-07-16 01:32:24 AM
FTA: "Troy resident Ramsey Fakhouri met his girlfriend in Bible college"...


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-16 01:34:36 AM
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"I'm walkin' here on my knees, Ed. A free man proposin'. Howdy, Kurt."

"Don't worry; I paid fer it."
 
2014-07-16 01:37:21 AM

cryinoutloud: If she waits for him, it's true love. I feel confident that their marriage will be strong.


He should ask her to tie something distinctive to an oak tree.
 
2014-07-16 03:40:11 AM
Plenty of crazy, lonely, desperate women become attached to prisoners. This might not be a bad strategy given some outcomes.
 
2014-07-16 07:38:46 AM
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2014-07-16 09:49:02 AM
He could afford a 2008 Mustang, but not an engagement ring?

Bonus points for being turned in by her.
 
2014-07-16 12:01:57 PM
Why didn't he just rob a jewelry store?
 
2014-07-16 03:26:19 PM

wiredroach: [www.sconefest.com image 600x329]


"I'm walkin' here on my knees, Ed. A free man proposin'. Howdy, Kurt."


"Don't worry; I paid fer it."



You done went and took all the good comments with your comment.   phoey
 
2014-07-16 03:59:54 PM

cryinoutloud: If she waits for him, it's true love. I feel confident that their marriage will be strong.

She could go ahead and marry him and be a prison wife.
 
2014-07-16 05:45:19 PM
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