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(Hartford Courant)   Purple monkey dishwasher knife fight   (courant.com) divider line 28
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2014-07-15 04:58:29 PM  
Damnit! Now I have to change my password again.
 
2014-07-15 06:13:28 PM  
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Never bring a lobster to a knife fight.
 
2014-07-15 06:16:29 PM  
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/he ain't pretty no more
 
2014-07-15 06:19:51 PM  
"The two began arguing, and Marquez-Reyes challenged him to go outside and fight, the report says. When the dishwasher refused, Marquez-Reyes reportedly grabbed a 10-inch knife from a magnetic strip and began taunting him, the report reads. The man fled outside and called police, the report said. "

Say what you will about his methods, but they are effective.
 
2014-07-15 06:20:26 PM  
How about Super Karate Monkey Death Car?
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2014-07-15 06:23:57 PM  
When I was a dishwasher in high school any jackass like that would have gotten a handful of grease from the sink tossed in the face and then beaten with frying pans.  Don't fark with the one guy in the joint that has nothing to lose
 
2014-07-15 06:26:43 PM  
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2014-07-15 06:29:06 PM  
NEWINGTON - A New Britain man was accused by police of threatening his co-worker at a Berlin Turnpike restaurant with a 10-inch kitchen knife.

What country did this happen in?
 
2014-07-15 06:32:48 PM  
I'ma call my next restaraunt 'the purple monkey', with the dishwashing post being the highest paid.
 
2014-07-15 06:34:21 PM  

uttertosh: I'ma call my next restaraunt 'the purple monkey', with the dishwashing post being the highest paid.


You'll serve just any old shiat they throw together?
 
2014-07-15 06:35:46 PM  
WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!
 
2014-07-15 06:42:31 PM  

fusillade762: NEWINGTON - A New Britain man was accused by police of threatening his co-worker at a Berlin Turnpike restaurant with a 10-inch kitchen knife.

What country did this happen in?


I'm trying to figure this out myself. I assume it happened in the US, or the knife involved in this donnybrook would have been 25.4 centimetres.
 
2014-07-15 06:44:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: uttertosh: I'ma call my next restaraunt 'the purple monkey', with the dishwashing post being the highest paid.

You'll serve just any old shiat they throw together?


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With the right beer, of course.
 
2014-07-15 06:47:25 PM  

fusillade762: NEWINGTON - A New Britain man was accused by police of threatening his co-worker at a Berlin Turnpike restaurant with a 10-inch kitchen knife.

What country did this happen in?


Connecticut: Blue state paradise
 
2014-07-15 06:47:53 PM  
Marquez-Reyes reportedly grabbed a 10-inch knife from a magnetic strip and began taunting him,
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2014-07-15 06:51:55 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 600x400]

Never bring a lobster to a knife fight.


You know nothing of the power of lobster rage fists!

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2014-07-15 06:54:17 PM  

stirfrybry: fusillade762: NEWINGTON - A New Britain man was accused by police of threatening his co-worker at a Berlin Turnpike restaurant with a 10-inch kitchen knife.

What country did this happen in?

Connecticut: Blue state paradise


So you're saying otherwise the dishwasher would have been shot?
 
2014-07-15 07:05:05 PM  
I thought this was gonna be another NSA key word thread.
 
2014-07-15 07:20:41 PM  
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2014-07-15 07:49:33 PM  
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2014-07-15 08:13:27 PM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Damnit! Now I have to change my password again.


Came to see if this was said. Very pleased
 
2014-07-15 08:15:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: uttertosh: I'ma call my next restaraunt 'the purple monkey', with the dishwashing post being the highest paid.

You'll serve just any old shiat they throw together?


No. That's the jerb of the chefs. (lulz)

But, seriously, I've never been so underappreciated in a job, than being a dishwasher. Yet, the flow of service relies on that specific position to succeed. Good management acknowledges this, whilst Terrible management just keeps on turning over staff in that position until they find a person who is in such a bad social predicament that they can be abused without fear of uprisal. Or, as they're more commonly known: Commis Chef
 
2014-07-15 08:22:16 PM  

fusillade762: stirfrybry: fusillade762: NEWINGTON - A New Britain man was accused by police of threatening his co-worker at a Berlin Turnpike restaurant with a 10-inch kitchen knife.

What country did this happen in?

Connecticut: Blue state paradise

So you're saying otherwise the dishwasher would have been shot?


Eh, if you didn't know any better you'd probably think a shooting would be pretty likely. The Berlin Turnpike is basically strip malls, strip clubs, porn shops, seedy motels, a few bars, a big gun store, big box stores, and liquor stores.
 
2014-07-15 08:42:59 PM  
Was this guy involved?

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2014-07-15 09:15:20 PM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Damnit! Now I have to change my password again.


Hunter2 is always available...
 
2014-07-16 07:26:31 AM  
The Dishwasher you say?
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2014-07-16 08:34:31 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: With the right beer, of course.


For the name only. This is better (and the original):

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2014-07-16 10:42:13 AM  
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Wait, what?
 
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