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2014-07-15 07:19:34 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 10:17:06 AM
I was wondering where that gif had come from. Now I wish I could forget.
 
2014-07-15 10:19:42 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-15 10:25:17 AM
She's a squirter.
 
2014-07-15 11:07:08 AM
Pure, unmitigated nightmare fuel.

/But I thought he'd found a way to fark his showerhead, so could be worse, I guess.
 
2014-07-15 11:25:23 AM
www.illuminatiagenda.com
 
2014-07-15 01:18:49 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Pure, unmitigated nightmare fuel.

/But I thought he'd found a way to fark his showerhead, so could be worse, I guess.


That would make some sense, at least.

This...this makes no sense. And is horrifying.
 
2014-07-15 03:25:41 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Pure, unmitigated nightmare fuel.

/But I thought he'd found a way to fark his showerhead, so could be worse, I guess.


All of the screenshots are from the waist up for good reason...
 
2014-07-15 03:26:05 PM
www.playbill.com
 
2014-07-15 03:26:48 PM
Wondering if the next step is getting his vacuum involved in the fun.
 
2014-07-15 03:27:22 PM
Why is he having her vomit on himself?   He should lower the shower head down to vag level and at least get a golden shower.
 
2014-07-15 03:28:06 PM
Oh I'll bet he'll be glad that this stays on the internet...forever.
 
2014-07-15 03:29:59 PM
i.huffpost.com

My sadness is because you touch yourself. And you don't repeat with the shampoo. It's WASH RINSE REPEAT

and/or

This would be a great prank if someone got drunk and passed out.
 
2014-07-15 03:30:22 PM
Is there a golden shower equivalent for barf?
 
2014-07-15 03:31:26 PM
He working hard on his kink.  I wonder how that convo will go when he does get a steady g/f.  "hey can you drink a bunch of water and vomit all over me?'
 
2014-07-15 03:31:36 PM
He created this only after he had some problems creating a tubgirl.
 
2014-07-15 03:31:50 PM
Kwame??
 
2014-07-15 03:32:06 PM
can totally relate to being lonely...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-15 03:33:19 PM
Ho Lee Crap
 
2014-07-15 03:33:33 PM
Kesha
 
2014-07-15 03:33:44 PM
Lost me at, "But he does have a shower."  More like a hose in an off-sided sink....
 
2014-07-15 03:34:26 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Is there a golden shower equivalent for barf?


Yes...

And I wouldn't recommend a Google Image Search.
 
2014-07-15 03:34:49 PM
Wonder if he's ever seen 'The Exorcist'
 
2014-07-15 03:34:51 PM
Now...imagine being an unwarned house guest and walking into the bathroom to find that staring at you...
 
2014-07-15 03:35:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 03:35:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 03:36:09 PM
Serial killer in 3..2..1..
 
2014-07-15 03:36:35 PM
 i.imgur.com

hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-15 03:37:29 PM

LoneDoggie: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


fap...?
 
2014-07-15 03:37:34 PM

LoneDoggie: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


All it needs is some red food coloring. And for the water to also be shooting out of the eyes.
 
2014-07-15 03:38:43 PM
his inspiration...

motionographer.com
 
2014-07-15 03:40:07 PM
jpmorgains.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-15 03:42:18 PM
A very lronelry guy finds a way to make his shower orgasm every time he sneezes

FTFY Subby
 
2014-07-15 03:43:41 PM

RatMaster999: Now...imagine being an unwarned house guest and walking into the bathroom to find that staring at you...


House guest?

Do you really think that's much of a problem for this guy?
 
2014-07-15 03:44:03 PM
 
2014-07-15 03:45:48 PM

Sofa King Smart: his inspiration...

[motionographer.com image 468x187]


I'll never understand Joshua.
 
2014-07-15 03:49:03 PM
At last, he's found his creepy, creepy Queen:

img.fark.net 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-15 03:49:58 PM
submag.co.uk
 
2014-07-15 03:56:41 PM
wow...just...wow
 
2014-07-15 03:57:56 PM
Meh, shower-lady still seems like she has more personality than my ex wife.
 
2014-07-15 04:00:26 PM

Ghastly: [i.imgur.com image 500x275]


First thing I thought of, too. That is damn creepy.
 
2014-07-15 04:01:21 PM
Well, thats it. No more internet for me.
 
2014-07-15 04:03:31 PM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-07-15 04:08:12 PM
Yeah ... I'm stealing those gifs ...

 i560.photobucket.com

/too bad the other one is too big for fark
 
2014-07-15 04:08:51 PM
The fleshy tube-arms and the curtain style way he's tied up her bottom, lead me to believe(hope) this is fake. I woulda left the bottom part loose and tried to steal some mannequin arms for MY creation. Lazy kids.
 
2014-07-15 04:10:43 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Is there a golden shower equivalent for barf?


I will not sully your innocence.
 
2014-07-15 04:17:12 PM
www.hercampus.com
omg, it's her!
 
2014-07-15 04:19:03 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Is there a golden shower equivalent for barf?


See Max Hardcore
 
2014-07-15 04:20:41 PM
That is the most wrong thing I have ever seen.

And I've seen a lot of wrong things.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Furries naked from the waist down in a hotel ballroom.   I've seen the Goatse pic on the giant screens in Times Square.  All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..
 
2014-07-15 04:21:13 PM

Lando Lincoln: thisisyourbrainonFark: Pure, unmitigated nightmare fuel.

/But I thought he'd found a way to fark his showerhead, so could be worse, I guess.

That would make some sense, at least.

This...this makes no sense. And is horrifying.


I was expecting a Fleshlight hooked up to the hose...

/this is much, much worse
 
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