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(Daily Mail)   Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow? A) it had dangerous chemicals, B) it was made in a sweat shop, or C) it was covered in penises   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2014-07-15 10:42:43 AM  
"Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow?"

Dammit, Britain, why do you make English incomprehensible? Oh, I see, it's a product name. And get your mind out of the gutter, it's the velcro so you can change the baby's diaper without stripping them. I'm not even a parent and I recognize what they were going for.
 
2014-07-15 11:35:06 AM  
I hate to seem insensitive to those with delicate sensibilities, but where do you think those babies came from?
 
2014-07-15 11:35:52 AM  
I thought "baby-grow" would be some kind of super baby formula.
 
2014-07-15 11:36:08 AM  
Yeah, they should have yanked these abominations because no parent has never seen a penis and everyone knows that having a tiny penis on baby's snuggy will lead to excessive masturbation and eventual homosexuality.

/had to look three times to see it, but then I'm not obsessed with penises
 
2014-07-15 11:36:10 AM  
Meh, it's a shirt/sweater hanging upside down.
 
2014-07-15 11:36:17 AM  
I had to look pretty hard to see a penis in that. This guy must see penises everywhere.
 
2014-07-15 11:36:37 AM  

nmrsnr: "Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow?"

Dammit, Britain, why do you make English incomprehensible? Oh, I see, it's a product name. And get your mind out of the gutter, it's the velcro so you can change the baby's diaper without stripping them. I'm not even a parent and I recognize what they were going for.


No, it's PENISES! THEY'RE BABY IS COVERED IN PENISES!

/Someone was looking very closely at some ugly baby clothes to even notice it.
 
2014-07-15 11:37:48 AM  
Looks like an upside down shirt with button up collar, not right-side-up pants.with a wang.
 
2014-07-15 11:37:49 AM  
HAHA!.jpeg

/when artists get bored
 
2014-07-15 11:37:53 AM  

Fluid: I had to look pretty hard to see a penis in that. This guy must see penises everywhere.


Precisely.
 
2014-07-15 11:39:25 AM  

buckler: I thought "baby-grow" would be some kind of super baby formula.


I'm glad I'm not the only one....
 
2014-07-15 11:40:17 AM  
I thought it was a candle on a table making a star shaped illumination.   Of course, I'm not entirely sure what the them of that print was in general, so whatever.
 
2014-07-15 11:40:19 AM  
Shane Gallivan, 23, spotted the drawing of a penis in the image of a jumper (above) while he was feeding his twin baby daughters

Notice a lot of dicks, Shane?
 
2014-07-15 11:40:38 AM  

JackieRabbit: Yeah, they should have yanked these abominations because no parent has never seen a penis and everyone knows that having a tiny penis on baby's snuggy will lead to excessive masturbation and eventual homosexuality.

/had to look three times to see it, but then I'm not obsessed with penises


You looked three times because the Daily Fail felt it necessary to show three pictures of the same thing, slightly zoomed in each time. The guy (computer? Lizardman?) who was arranging that article must have just finished watching CSI.

/Computer, is that a penis? Zoom 300%!
 
2014-07-15 11:42:02 AM  
What a prick
 
2014-07-15 11:42:47 AM  

Fluid: I had to look pretty hard to see a penis in that. This guy must see penises everywhere.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-15 11:43:15 AM  
How is babby growed?
 
2014-07-15 11:43:56 AM  

Fluid: I had to look pretty hard to see a penis in that. This guy must see penises everywhere.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 11:44:04 AM  
My father was a penis-keeper, and his father before him. I want to follow in their footsteps, and their footsteps looked like this......
 
2014-07-15 11:47:04 AM  

jxb465: nmrsnr: "Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow?"

Dammit, Britain, why do you make English incomprehensible? Oh, I see, it's a product name. And get your mind out of the gutter, it's the velcro so you can change the baby's diaper without stripping them. I'm not even a parent and I recognize what they were going for.

No, it's PENISES! THEY'RETHEIR BABY IS COVERED IN PENISES!

/Someone was looking very closely at some ugly baby clothes to even notice it.


FTFM
 
2014-07-15 11:50:41 AM  
You know what is mightier than a sword? A pen is.
 
2014-07-15 11:51:32 AM  

buckler: I thought "baby-grow" would be some kind of super baby formula.


Yeah, I was confused as fark. Also couldn't understand why someone would want their kid to be so big. They're easier to carry when they weigh next to nothing.
 
2014-07-15 11:53:03 AM  

mrinfoguy: You know what is mightier than a sword? A pen is.


ct.fra.bz

Suck it, Trebek.
 
2014-07-15 11:53:26 AM  
I was shocked when my son was born. He actually had a penis ATTACHED TO HIM.
I was freaking out until the doctor explained that babies are born with a penis about half the time.
I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised, since I have a penis attached to me as well, so it makes sense that I might have passed this on. When he gets older, I'll explain to him how ashamed he should be about this.
The way I dealt with this shame was to hide it in dark places, over and over.
 
2014-07-15 11:56:21 AM  
Looks like a button down... like on a polo shirt or something. To do a recall on the product because of some random customer's fascination with dicks is absurd.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 11:56:27 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: JackieRabbit: Yeah, they should have yanked these abominations because no parent has never seen a penis and everyone knows that having a tiny penis on baby's snuggy will lead to excessive masturbation and eventual homosexuality.

/had to look three times to see it, but then I'm not obsessed with penises

You looked three times because the Daily Fail felt it necessary to show three pictures of the same thing, slightly zoomed in each time. The guy (computer? Lizardman?) who was arranging that article must have just finished watching CSI.

/Computer, is that a penis? Zoom 300%!


i559.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-15 11:56:39 AM  
"Covered in penises!"

"Hang on, I said BEES!"

teacherposts.com
 
2014-07-15 11:57:55 AM  

Fluid: I had to look pretty hard to see a penis in that. This guy must see penises everywhere.


Penis' are getting to be just like dicks; they show up everywhere, and ruin everything.
 
2014-07-15 11:58:30 AM  
Yeah, I saw it pretty much right away.  Misprint my arse.  That was deliberate on the designer's part, either a pissed-off employee or someone seeing what they could get away with, 'cos that's totally a cock and balls in the place where you'd expect such to be.
 
2014-07-15 11:59:17 AM  
It's ok, guys, it was just drawings of penises. Drawings of drawings of baby penises. When you view them on an actual baby with a penis they all cancel each other out.

/nothing wrong with penises
 
2014-07-15 11:59:31 AM  
FTFA: 'We aren't going to keep it and keep dressing the girls in it,' said Mrs Gallivan. 'I think what makes it all worse is that I have dressed two girls in it, not just that I put it on a baby.'

I just...I...wow.

I realize that misplaced sexual shame is a common thing in the UK (and the US), but it's still disturbing to see.
 
2014-07-15 11:59:56 AM  

buckler: I thought "baby-grow" would be some kind of super baby formula.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
Skr
2014-07-15 12:00:05 PM  
Looking at the picture, it looks like an old school pair of kid pants that open up at the bottom with a button. Could open them up to check or change the diaper i guess. From what I've seen they usually had two buttons.
 
2014-07-15 12:01:56 PM  

Mikey1969: mrinfoguy: You know what is mightier than a sword? A pen is.

[ct.fra.bz image 450x311]

Suck it, Trebek.


I think my favorite was "Japan - US Relations" which he insisted was "Jap Anus Relations"...B^D
 
2014-07-15 12:03:09 PM  
img.fark.net

Or, it could be a t-shirt
 
2014-07-15 12:07:29 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 306x423]

Or, it could be a t-shirt


A shirt with a dick on it, certainly.
 
2014-07-15 12:11:16 PM  
Baby grow?

cathygeagan.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-15 12:19:01 PM  
Babby grows whar?
 
2014-07-15 12:19:23 PM  

Lochsteppe: FTFA: 'We aren't going to keep it and keep dressing the girls in it,' said Mrs Gallivan. 'I think what makes it all worse is that I have dressed two girls in it, not just that I put it on a baby.'

I just...I...wow.

I realize that misplaced sexual shame is a common thing in the UK (and the US), but it's still disturbing to see.


Yes, now her babies are unfortunately cursed. Marked with the sign of the penis.
 
2014-07-15 12:23:01 PM  
Sounds like it's been a while since proud Papa has been out a-foot tappin'.
 
2014-07-15 12:26:19 PM  
The fark's a "baby grow"?

(clicks link)

You mean "pajamas" or "romper"?

(shakes head)

The British ...
 
2014-07-15 12:34:47 PM  
dickbutt?
 
2014-07-15 12:39:04 PM  

mrinfoguy: You know what is mightier than a sword? A pen is.


my old boss at work lost his pen
so i told him you should always know where your pen is
maybe you should writ that down....then he got it
 
2014-07-15 12:41:02 PM  
So, the general consensus is that this guy Spotted Dick?
 
2014-07-15 12:58:29 PM  
English is my first language, and I have no idea what half of that meant.

"You English spawned the farking language, why don't you SPEAK it???"
 
2014-07-15 01:17:09 PM  
"Baby Grow"?

Sounds like a plant food to me....
 
2014-07-15 02:10:06 PM  
Baby Grow?  WT.. oh, I see it's been covered.
 
2014-07-15 02:18:33 PM  

buckler: I thought "baby-grow" would be some kind of super baby formula.


I was thinking plant food, but for babies.

Water them regularly and set them in a sunny window.
 
2014-07-15 02:29:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 306x423]

Or, it could be a t-shirt


I thought those exact words when looking at the picture. I doubt you get many renowned Artists drawing up clip art level graphics for a baby clothes manufacturer.

Non-talented wanna be "~Artist~" draws badly...I'M SHOCKED, shocked I tell you!

Outraged penis-seeing parent is a boob.
 
2014-07-15 02:40:37 PM  
A few years back Crocs introduced a bag pattern, this one to be exact:

i.shoebuy.com

The artist that originally created it managed to slip 'fark me' onto it and they manufactured hundreds of thousands of them.
 
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