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(Slate)   Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Prudi, Emily Yoffe  
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10805 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2014 at 9:33 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-15 08:45:20 AM  
5 votes:
Q. Re: Pool rules:I question the erection.

OK.  Which if you Farkers is trolling Prudie?
2014-07-15 09:58:08 AM  
3 votes:
I know this biatch.  All she had to do was ask.  I'll wear something more appropriate next time.
2014-07-15 09:28:01 AM  
3 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.

We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.


THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'.
2014-07-15 07:57:57 AM  
3 votes:

colinspooky: ....he doesn't seem to pay any attention to the kids in the pool. He swims a few laps and gets out.....  Perhaps he is, erm, just gifted. Also, as usual, I missed the section which says how many people died or were hurt.


Just a couple eye poked out.
2014-07-15 02:46:40 PM  
2 votes:
I'll just leave this here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI
2014-07-15 01:35:07 PM  
2 votes:
How did it take this long?


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2014-07-15 10:27:41 AM  
2 votes:
Ermagerd, stop slut shaming men! Teach your daughters not to stare at our junk!
2014-07-15 10:27:08 AM  
2 votes:
She was hypnotized by his size and she got a quivering in her thighs.

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2014-07-15 09:55:24 AM  
2 votes:
Speedon't
2014-07-15 09:38:37 AM  
2 votes:
Her lady parts began to tingle and she realized that the last time this happened, she ended up pregnant.
2014-07-15 09:15:40 AM  
2 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.

We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.


missdemurerestraint.files.wordpress.com
2014-07-15 07:53:45 AM  
2 votes:
....he doesn't seem to pay any attention to the kids in the pool. He swims a few laps and gets out.....  Perhaps he is, erm, just gifted. Also, as usual, I missed the section which says how many people died or were hurt.
2014-07-15 06:05:44 PM  
1 vote:

monoski: Smeggy Smurf: Many states have laws against visible erections.

How do guys go to middle school?


It was hard

Junior high in '89 banned guys from wearing spandex shorts because as students we were dicks and our dicks were always hard.  What can I say, big hair and skin tight stonewashed jeans were hot back then
2014-07-15 05:40:15 PM  
1 vote:

Tonto's Expanding Headband: powhound: The guy is a creepy douche, if nothing else. One reason why I don't frequent pubic pools.

The reason I don't frequent them is that the pool is mostly kid's urine.


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biggator5.net
2014-07-15 11:29:09 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name: I'm sure bikinis are still fine. Because women can do whatever they want, but when men do exactly the same thing, it's creepy. That's equality. Soon there will be a rule governing what kind of bathing suits men are allowed to wear at that pool. Women, of course, will get a free pass. As usual. If you're not the bathing suit police, stop farking acting like them.


irldefender.files.wordpress.com
2014-07-15 10:58:47 AM  
1 vote:
Yet fat chicks in bikinis are "empowering".
2014-07-15 10:41:59 AM  
1 vote:

LemSkroob: Subbys headline: Man Wears a speedo

Article: with an erection.

Nice bait.


Nah, he wouldn't have the hard-on if he'd already had a nice bait.
2014-07-15 10:28:09 AM  
1 vote:

rvesco: Think of the children!


I bet you do.
2014-07-15 10:19:46 AM  
1 vote:
Uncontrollable physiological responses are shameful!  ...though, I bet this woman is a complete hypocrite -- she probably even gets goosebumps & shivers when she gets cold, the perv.
2014-07-15 10:18:56 AM  
1 vote:
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Janitor: Todd if you try and get in here with that, I'm going to wedgie you off the roof.

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2014-07-15 10:14:01 AM  
1 vote:
She said she recently moved into the neighborhood. Maybe this guy has been swimming there forever and his boner got grandfathered in somehow.
2014-07-15 10:08:26 AM  
1 vote:
Knowledge is power.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
2014-07-15 10:07:36 AM  
1 vote:
Men's thongs don't have pockets. I usually carry a banana when I swim for a quick blood sugar helper. That lady neglects to say what she's wearing. Not that Wicked Weasel needs to be mentioned.
2014-07-15 10:06:05 AM  
1 vote:

NakedApe: My problem is with one man who wears a thong-style bathing suit. I'm not the bathing suit police...

Please remember that!


Bathing Suit Police:

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2014-07-15 10:03:02 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Q. Re: Pool rules:I question the erection.

OK.  Which if you Farkers is trolling Prudie?


I assume they continued to note that after much introspection, they feel there should be a rejection of the imperfection implied by his predilection for poor circumspection?  Or just that the pool should require genuflection to the affection of the section's misaffectons?

// I think I know too many words.
2014-07-15 10:02:59 AM  
1 vote:
But is his real name Mister Earl?
2014-07-15 10:01:36 AM  
1 vote:
On the other hand...her cameltoe bikini is perfectly acceptable.
2014-07-15 10:00:18 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-15 09:59:12 AM  
1 vote:
Pics or it didnt happen
2014-07-15 09:48:13 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

Wanted for questioning...
2014-07-15 09:48:09 AM  
1 vote:
But breast-feeding moms are still good.
2014-07-15 09:46:18 AM  
1 vote:

yakmans_dad: Guys in Speedos are clowns.


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2014-07-15 09:45:44 AM  
1 vote:
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once he finds a wetsuit to put under this  it will be fine for the children
2014-07-15 09:45:42 AM  
1 vote:
Meantime, her kids are pissing in the pool.
2014-07-15 09:42:27 AM  
1 vote:
Does he sing and dance as they glance at his glans on a bright sunshiney day ?
2014-07-15 09:40:55 AM  
1 vote:
If it's a family friendly pool, then why does she want to kick out the creepy uncle stereotype?
2014-07-15 09:37:37 AM  
1 vote:
Could be worse...

img.fark.net
2014-07-15 09:03:09 AM  
1 vote:
Did he have a squirrel shoved down the front of it?
2014-07-15 08:55:28 AM  
1 vote:

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?


I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.
2014-07-15 08:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.
 
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