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(Slate)   Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal   (slate.com) divider line 149
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2014-07-15 07:53:45 AM  
....he doesn't seem to pay any attention to the kids in the pool. He swims a few laps and gets out.....  Perhaps he is, erm, just gifted. Also, as usual, I missed the section which says how many people died or were hurt.
 
2014-07-15 07:57:57 AM  

colinspooky: ....he doesn't seem to pay any attention to the kids in the pool. He swims a few laps and gets out.....  Perhaps he is, erm, just gifted. Also, as usual, I missed the section which says how many people died or were hurt.


Just a couple eye poked out.
 
2014-07-15 08:19:08 AM  
Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.
 
2014-07-15 08:29:03 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.


Why is she checking out his package?
 
2014-07-15 08:45:20 AM  
Q. Re: Pool rules:I question the erection.

OK.  Which if you Farkers is trolling Prudie?
 
2014-07-15 08:55:28 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?


I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.
 
2014-07-15 09:03:09 AM  
Did he have a squirrel shoved down the front of it?
 
2014-07-15 09:09:17 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.


We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.
 
2014-07-15 09:15:40 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.

We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.


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2014-07-15 09:28:01 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.

We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.


THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'.
 
2014-07-15 09:28:24 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: Too late, lady, the kids already know what a penis is.  But by all means you should approach him and comment on the size of his schlong.  Men never misinterpret that kind of attention.

Why is she checking out his package?

I believe it is her inability to NOT check out his package that is bothering her to begin with.

We know she really craves some afternoon delight with that hot swimmer's body and ample tool.


NOW you're channeling your inner Speedo.
 
2014-07-15 09:29:15 AM  
That lady needs to get over it.

Otherwise, what's next?  Banning erect nipples?

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We MUST NOT allow such a thing to happen.
 
2014-07-15 09:37:37 AM  
Could be worse...

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2014-07-15 09:38:37 AM  
Her lady parts began to tingle and she realized that the last time this happened, she ended up pregnant.
 
2014-07-15 09:40:06 AM  
Guys in Speedos are clowns.
 
2014-07-15 09:40:55 AM  
If it's a family friendly pool, then why does she want to kick out the creepy uncle stereotype?
 
2014-07-15 09:42:27 AM  
Does he sing and dance as they glance at his glans on a bright sunshiney day ?
 
2014-07-15 09:44:14 AM  
FTFA: "The original letter writer didn't love the thong, but her big issue was the condition of the shlong."

lol
 
2014-07-15 09:45:42 AM  
Meantime, her kids are pissing in the pool.
 
2014-07-15 09:45:44 AM  
image.img-erento.com
once he finds a wetsuit to put under this  it will be fine for the children
 
2014-07-15 09:46:18 AM  

yakmans_dad: Guys in Speedos are clowns.


www.mendelsonarchives.com
 
2014-07-15 09:48:09 AM  
But breast-feeding moms are still good.
 
2014-07-15 09:48:13 AM  
img.fark.net

Wanted for questioning...
 
2014-07-15 09:51:33 AM  

Grumpy Cat: But breast-feeding moms are still good.


"Still"? When weren't they good?
 
2014-07-15 09:55:24 AM  
Speedon't
 
2014-07-15 09:57:47 AM  
If she's that concerned about it she can just offer to blow him before he goes swimming.
 
2014-07-15 09:58:08 AM  
I know this biatch.  All she had to do was ask.  I'll wear something more appropriate next time.
 
2014-07-15 09:58:13 AM  
Oh, great.  We're defending men in speedos now?  Who will we defend next?  Gum chewers who pop their gum?  Loud cell phone talkers?  People who cough into their sleeves because Obama said so?  For the sweet love of God, people: Think of the children!
 
2014-07-15 09:59:12 AM  
Pics or it didnt happen
 
2014-07-15 09:59:31 AM  
My problem is with one man who wears a thong-style bathing suit. I'm not the bathing suit police...

Please remember that!
 
2014-07-15 09:59:40 AM  
wearing a speedo is fine.

"My problem is with one man who wears a thong-style bathing suit. I'm not the bathing suit police, but now I've seen him walking around on several occasions with a very noticeable erection."

Wearing a thong style bathing suit with a huge erection is another.  Since this lady has two kids, I am assuming she knows the difference.  If this is true, then that is not appropriate.
 
2014-07-15 10:00:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 10:01:24 AM  
He's wearing a thong-speedo with an erection. He's a creepy farker.
 
2014-07-15 10:01:36 AM  
On the other hand...her cameltoe bikini is perfectly acceptable.
 
2014-07-15 10:02:24 AM  
I think it's less about the speedo than the erection.
 
2014-07-15 10:02:59 AM  
But is his real name Mister Earl?
 
2014-07-15 10:03:02 AM  

Diogenes: Q. Re: Pool rules:I question the erection.

OK.  Which if you Farkers is trolling Prudie?


I assume they continued to note that after much introspection, they feel there should be a rejection of the imperfection implied by his predilection for poor circumspection?  Or just that the pool should require genuflection to the affection of the section's misaffectons?

// I think I know too many words.
 
2014-07-15 10:03:09 AM  
Subbys headline: Man Wears a speedo

Article: with an erection.

Nice bait.
 
2014-07-15 10:06:05 AM  

NakedApe: My problem is with one man who wears a thong-style bathing suit. I'm not the bathing suit police...

Please remember that!


Bathing Suit Police:

www.kcet.org
 
2014-07-15 10:06:51 AM  
img.fark.net
Where's this guy when you need him?
 
2014-07-15 10:07:36 AM  
Men's thongs don't have pockets. I usually carry a banana when I swim for a quick blood sugar helper. That lady neglects to say what she's wearing. Not that Wicked Weasel needs to be mentioned.
 
2014-07-15 10:08:02 AM  
Just tell him its not polite to point.
 
2014-07-15 10:08:26 AM  
Knowledge is power.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
 
2014-07-15 10:08:29 AM  
The guy is a creepy douche, if nothing else. One reason why I don't frequent pubic pools.
 
2014-07-15 10:08:39 AM  

Schmerd1948: But is his real name Mister Earl?


The correct spelling is "Earle."

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2014-07-15 10:12:23 AM  
Oops. Vid is NSFW. Didn't realize when posting, apologies.
 
2014-07-15 10:12:53 AM  

rvesco: Oh, great.  We're defending men in speedos now?  Who will we defend next?  Gum chewers who pop their gum?  Loud cell phone talkers?  People who cough into their sleeves because Obama said so?  For the sweet love of God, people: Think of the children!


But every time I think of the children, my banana strains against its hammock.
 
2014-07-15 10:14:01 AM  
She said she recently moved into the neighborhood. Maybe this guy has been swimming there forever and his boner got grandfathered in somehow.
 
2014-07-15 10:15:53 AM  
He was in the pool! Isn't it supposed to get smaller?
 
2014-07-15 10:17:43 AM  
I'm not the biggest fan of the speedo, but if females can wear bikinis at public pools, males can wear the equivalent. Just because you don't think it suits them due to their body type, doesn't mean you get to play clothing police.
 
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