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(Shepton Mallet Journal)   This is a bag of cannabis? Are you sure, officer? I think it's a bag of legal high 'cause it's too weak to be cannabis   (sheptonmalletjournal.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-07-15 11:13:57 PM
This guy just sounds like a dude with visible neck tattoos
 
2014-07-16 12:27:06 AM
They were gonna balance the load,
but then they got high.
They're serving 404's,
and they know why.
Because they got high (x3)
 
2014-07-16 12:29:42 AM
"He was arrested and taken to Wells police station and when interviewed was told that substance had been identified as 642mg of cannabis.

Egads! That must be worth millions!  Lock this kingpin away for life!

The magistrates fined Wood £73 for possession of cannabis

Never mind.
 
2014-07-16 12:30:02 AM
He misunderstood the sign that said "Fine for possessing weed here".
 
2014-07-16 12:30:59 AM
It's O'Dweeds, mon.

comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-07-16 12:31:56 AM
"This baggie?  This ain't cannabis, it's too weak"

*opens baggie, birds drop from the sky*

"seriously, do you think somebody would attempt to smoke something this smelly?  no way is this cannabis."

/hope I never have to try this
 
2014-07-16 12:34:13 AM

fusillade762: "He was arrested and taken to Wells police station and when interviewed was told that substance had been identified as 642mg of cannabis.

Egads! That must be worth millions!  Lock this kingpin away for life!

The magistrates fined Wood £73 for possession of cannabis

Never mind.


There are 28 grams in an ounce. This was about 2/3s of a gram. So he had about one forty-second of an ounce.

¡42!
 
2014-07-16 12:36:51 AM
Meanwhile, in Seattle:

Cop: 'Is that cannabis I smell?'

MFAWG: 'Yes. Yes it is.'

'Well, you have a nice day when you get home'
 
2014-07-16 12:39:40 AM
I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope
 
2014-07-16 12:40:04 AM

mcmnky: fusillade762: "He was arrested and taken to Wells police station and when interviewed was told that substance had been identified as 642mg of cannabis.

Egads! That must be worth millions!  Lock this kingpin away for life!

The magistrates fined Wood £73 for possession of cannabis

Never mind.

There are 28 grams in an ounce. This was about 2/3s of a gram. So he had about one forty-second of an ounce.

¡42!


Yada yada yada out of weed.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2014-07-16 12:40:23 AM
This is why I keep a bag of hops in my car. I get pulled over and I'm farking rich.
 
2014-07-16 12:41:25 AM
So he got a ~$300ish fine and was let go. Like what, a hundred thousand plus other people, and this is news?

/blabla fark.com yadda yadda
 
2014-07-16 12:41:55 AM
a Shepton Mallet man

What a tool!
 
2014-07-16 12:43:14 AM
Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?
 
2014-07-16 12:45:09 AM
Charlie Treman Wood, 20, of Town Street, was brought before Somerset Magistrates at Yeovil in custody after he failed to turn up for a previous court hearing saying he had been drunk that day.

When that ceases to be an acceptable reason for missing court, all of Farkdom is in serious jeopardy. Don't let this happen, people.
 
2014-07-16 12:59:36 AM
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Lieutenant Dave Spradling: I'm going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty I recommend 30 days in the brig with loss of rank and pay.
Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave. It was 10 dollars worth of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana.
Kaffee: My client's a moron that's not against the law.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee, I have people to answer to just like you do. I'm going to charge him.
Kaffee: With what? Possession of a condiment?
 
2014-07-16 01:01:36 AM
www.thcfinder.com


libertyinmedia.com
 
2014-07-16 01:05:02 AM

Clemkadidlefark: I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope


I don't understand how you perceive any of this as a "desperate need for dope".

Here's a thought: just think of it as no different than anyone wanting or having a drink.

For God's sake man, it's only weed.
 
2014-07-16 01:09:26 AM

neongoats: So he got a ~$300ish fine and was let go. Like what, a hundred thousand plus other people, and this is news?

/blabla fark.com yadda yadda


The news to me is that there are European countries where it's still illegal.

(Yeah, yeah, the U.K. is not technically part of Europe, sue me.)

Actually, I was curious, so I looked it up...

upload.wikimedia.org

...and there's a LOT more red in the so-called "civilized world" (in lib speak: Canada and Western Europe) than I was expecting.
 
2014-07-16 01:15:38 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: neongoats: So he got a ~$300ish fine and was let go. Like what, a hundred thousand plus other people, and this is news?

/blabla fark.com yadda yadda

The news to me is that there are European countries where it's still illegal.

(Yeah, yeah, the U.K. is not technically part of Europe, sue me.)

Actually, I was curious, so I looked it up...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x374]

...and there's a LOT more red in the so-called "civilized world" (in lib speak: Canada and Western Europe) than I was expecting.


I suspect 90% of the african nations where it's "illegal" it's only illegal "wink wink" and that lipservice towards illegality is to pretty much just to appease their colonial masters(IE: American/european aid sources).
 
2014-07-16 01:33:10 AM

neongoats: I suspect 90% of the african nations where it's "illegal" it's only illegal "wink wink" and that lipservice towards illegality is to pretty much just to appease their colonial masters(IE: American/european aid sources).


More likely you're going to one of those open cesspits that they call prisons but you can avoid that outcome with a bit of baksheesh.
 
2014-07-16 01:35:01 AM
They also ordered him to pay a £20 victim surcharge

War on Civil Liberties Drugs FTL.  Who exactly is the victim?
 
2014-07-16 01:54:46 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: They also ordered him to pay a £20 victim surcharge

War on Civil Liberties Drugs FTL.  Who exactly is the victim?


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Won't somebody think of the Cheetos!?!?!
 
2014-07-16 02:13:54 AM
A 300 dollar ticket for .6 grams?? That's less than one doobie...
 
2014-07-16 02:15:07 AM
creeper weed, man

watch out. it's creeper
 
2014-07-16 02:54:06 AM

nardman: A 300 dollar ticket for .6 grams?? That's less than one doobie...


Where did you get that number? 75 pounds is only 128 dollars, American.
 
2014-07-16 03:45:00 AM

fusillade762: nardman: A 300 dollar ticket for .6 grams?? That's less than one doobie...

Where did you get that number? 75 pounds is only 128 dollars, American.


Cop math.
 
2014-07-16 04:41:49 AM

neongoats: So he got a ~$300ish fine and was let go. Like what, a hundred thousand plus other people, and this is news?

/blabla fark.com yadda yadda


No, this is Fark.  Perhaps you have us confused with someone else.

mcmnky: There are 28 grams in an ounce. This was about 2/3s of a gram. So he had about one forty-second of an ounce.

¡42!


I didn't even notice those numbers until you pointed it out - not gonna check your math.

I bought 2 legal bags of state-legal marijuana today - er, yesterday - so I'm really getting a kick out of this.  Is that how I'm supposed to do it?

And there are slightly MORE than 28 grams in an ounce!!!!!!  1 ounce == 28.3495 grams.  If you added up all those 0.3495 grams I've been ripped off for over the decades, I could stone a town the size of Abilene.

It's like 1.75 liters is supposed to be a "half gallon".  Here's a clue.  It's NOT!  1.75 liters == 0.4623011 gallons.

Thanks Obama.
 
2014-07-16 06:31:55 AM
Well, at least we know that a career criminal is feeling the long arm of the law, and society is better because of it.
 
2014-07-16 06:54:28 AM

sprong89: This guy just sounds like a dude with visible neck tattoos


Nope, this is a Glastonbury case being dealt with at Shepton Mallet. He`ll either be a low quality chav or a hippie.
 
2014-07-16 07:32:40 AM

lindalouwho: Clemkadidlefark: I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope

I don't understand how you perceive any of this as a "desperate need for dope".

Here's a thought: just think of it as no different than anyone wanting or having a drink.

For God's sake man, it's only weed.


I agree with you 100%, it's just weed.

That being said, when you are willing to break the law to get it, you are desperate for it.
 
2014-07-16 07:48:06 AM

jaybeezey: lindalouwho: Clemkadidlefark: I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope

I don't understand how you perceive any of this as a "desperate need for dope".

Here's a thought: just think of it as no different than anyone wanting or having a drink.

For God's sake man, it's only weed.

I agree with you 100%, it's just weed.

That being said, when you are willing to break the law to get it, you are desperate for it.


*facepalm*
 
2014-07-16 09:17:55 AM

Clemkadidlefark: I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope


How else am I supposed to chill out while on cocaine?
 
2014-07-16 01:34:37 PM
Users are losers.
 
2014-07-16 05:14:26 PM

Clemkadidlefark: I don't get eveyone's desperate need for dope


my siblings who drink say this.
/not everyone can drink, sibs.
 
2014-07-16 05:50:01 PM

IRQ12: Users are losers.


Only users lose drugs.
 
2014-07-16 08:27:44 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-16 09:22:33 PM
This one time I did alcohol it was like my brain was in a frying pan. I mean shiat, I cooked pancakes on my scalp!
 
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