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(NBC News)   I'm a shaaaaaaaark. Suck my diiiiiiiiiick. You can't find meeeeeeeee. I'm a shaaaaaaaaaark   (nbcnews.com) divider line 26
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2014-07-15 11:39:32 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-15 11:56:35 PM  

DeaH: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 629x589]


I swear to gawd that cartoon never gets old for me. ^_^

"I named it after my niece," Ebert said.

Cool scientist uncle is cool!
 
2014-07-16 01:00:30 AM  
Shy sharks?

s2.quickmeme.com

That's just sad.
 
2014-07-16 01:04:39 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 01:29:00 AM  
when they get disturbed, they curl up and put their tails over their eyes

Most adorable sharks EVAR.
 
2014-07-16 01:33:48 AM  

fusillade762: when they get disturbed, they curl up and put their tails over their eyes

Most adorable sharks EVAR.


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-16 02:29:24 AM  
Holy crap!

See how many ads in that article???
 
2014-07-16 02:35:13 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Shy sharks?

[s2.quickmeme.com image 625x468]

That's just sad.


They're not shy.
image.blingee.com
They're ninjas.
 
2014-07-16 02:45:47 AM  
Hockey Zombie, who made that comic, has been missing in action for a long time.

Anyone know what happened to it?
 
2014-07-16 03:09:04 AM  
Probably because we keep trying to look for them to go deep in the playoffs.


/*zing*
 
2014-07-16 06:15:16 AM  
No one will ever care about little sharks that won't murder your face.
 
2014-07-16 06:23:31 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: fusillade762: when they get disturbed, they curl up and put their tails over their eyes

Most adorable sharks EVAR.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 403x403]

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser - so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.

cs417116.vk.me

And the shark, it cries tears
And they run from its face
But the shark lives in water
So no one can see the tears

In the deep it is lonely
And so many a tear is shed
And so it happens that the water
In the seas is salty

(Sucky translation, I know... But poetry was never my strong point)
 
2014-07-16 06:31:26 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

He tried to tell us.
 
2014-07-16 06:32:46 AM  
Honeycomb Shark's big,
yeah yeah yeah!
It's not shy,
no no no!
Honeycomb Shark's got
A big, big mouth!
A big, big mouth
For a big, big bite!
 
2014-07-16 06:47:02 AM  
i1024.photobucket.com

i1024.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-16 06:48:04 AM  
And one more, cause I love this one

i1024.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-16 10:08:37 AM  
Uhh, I know scientist guy is all sciency and whatever, but if the shark hasn't been seen in 40 years, I sincerely doubt that in 10 years anyone will be sitting around saying that they used to see these sharks all the time, and now they don't.
 
2014-07-16 10:33:07 AM  
extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2014-07-16 10:37:36 AM  
Honeycomb shark goes missing and no one bats an eye, but the minute a white shark disappears, it's wall to wall CNN coverage.
 
2014-07-16 12:26:12 PM  

alitaki: Honeycomb shark goes missing and no one bats an eye, but the minute a white shark disappears, it's wall to wall CNN coverage.


Especially if it has bigger pectoral fins
 
2014-07-16 12:49:51 PM  
So TFA says we need to think about this shark nobody's seen in 40 years instead of the great white?

How about no?  I mean, a shark that's not been around in that long isn't going to eat anybody.  The great white sometimes does.
 
2014-07-16 02:16:46 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: Holy crap!

See how many ads in that article???


I didn't see any. You don't use AdBlock and FlashBlock?
 
2014-07-16 02:19:27 PM  
Hit the gallery link at the bottom. it is not a slideshow and very cool.
 
2014-07-16 02:20:36 PM  
Fresh scalloped hammerhead steaks + salt, pepper, lemon juice x hot grill = yum-yum.

/good old days
 
2014-07-17 04:27:18 AM  

saturn badger: Colin O'Scopy: Holy crap!

See how many ads in that article???

I didn't see any. You don't use AdBlock and FlashBlock?


With my blocks up, that link is just an empty white page, heh
 
2014-07-17 12:28:41 PM  
There's a species of fish in the Amazon River that actually has been known to swim up your
d*ick and suck on you.  It's called, I think, a "candiru".
 
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