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(Huffington Post)   George W. Bush undergoes surgery to partially replace his left knee. Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 74
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2014-07-15 01:58:45 PM
Unfortunately, they amputated his arm instead.
 
2014-07-15 03:03:43 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Unfortunately, they amputated his arm instead.


So close ...
 
2014-07-15 03:08:20 PM
I thought he was in for a brain transplant?
 
2014-07-15 03:09:57 PM

Another Government Employee: I thought he was in for a brain transplant?


The brain rejected Dubya.
 
2014-07-15 03:10:18 PM
The replacement knee is made from leftover chads.
 
2014-07-15 03:11:50 PM
They should have used a banner that said "Tacos Rule."
 
2014-07-15 03:12:17 PM

Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess


Probably so they could posture a bit, f*ck thing up royally, claim victory, posture a bit more, and leave to play golf.
 
2014-07-15 03:16:46 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Hey, Dims....I got something for you here.
 
2014-07-15 03:16:51 PM
He just can't stand *anything* "left," can he?
 
2014-07-15 03:17:01 PM
They replaced it with a far right knee.
 
2014-07-15 03:17:54 PM
I'm sure he'll be in therapy for the next 10 years, dealing with unforeseen side effects, random inflammations, & his new knee being rejected by his MCL & ACL, with his doctors telling him all along that all is well.
 
2014-07-15 03:18:49 PM
9/11
Weapons of Mass Destruction
It's Obama's Fault
Miss Me Yet??
 
2014-07-15 03:19:47 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess


Probably so they could posture a bit, f*ck thing up royally, claim victory, posture a bit more, and leave to play golf.


media.giphy.com
 
2014-07-15 03:20:15 PM
Hope they didn't use any or Dick Cheney's parts.
 
2014-07-15 03:22:04 PM
Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.
 
2014-07-15 03:22:35 PM
Fark that asshole.
they should send him to Iraq for treatment.
 
2014-07-15 03:24:02 PM

ChipNASA: 9/11
Weapons of Mass Destruction
It's Obama's Fault
Miss Me Yet??


Still ignoring all the quotes about Iraq's WMD from noted conservatives: bill and Hillary clinton, al gore, Albright, Pelosi, etc.
 
2014-07-15 03:25:19 PM

MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.


edge.liveleak.com
 
2014-07-15 03:25:39 PM
Obama said to have wanted to come visit, but he was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, Saudi Arabia and The Congo strongarming the press not to publish his 'Mission Accomplished' signs.
 
2014-07-15 03:26:31 PM
To be fair, knee replacement is a serious surgery, and it's remarkable they performed it on GW given his age.

Even worse for a patient with reduced mental capabilities.

/yah I couldn't stop myself
 
2014-07-15 03:26:51 PM

MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.


Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?
 
2014-07-15 03:30:08 PM
Silly libs and their schoolyard sputterings
 
2014-07-15 03:32:12 PM

AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?


About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.
 
2014-07-15 03:32:56 PM

vudukungfu: Fark that asshole.
they should send him to Iraq for treatment.

media.giphy.com

 
2014-07-15 03:33:36 PM

AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?


No. They don't. This is what makes talking to them bearable. They have no idea that George W Bush screwed up so bad, a white man can no longer be President. It makes me so happy to envision the transgender Haitian with the nipple rings that will be elected after Hillary.
 
2014-07-15 03:34:19 PM

AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?


His fellow Chicagoans claim Obama is the worst.
slammed
....and they should know.
 
2014-07-15 03:40:05 PM

russsssman: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.



I'm biting, but why, specifically?

Also: what Bush knees might look like:

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 03:40:52 PM

AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?


Interesting since the polls put Obama far below George "Mission Accomplished" Bush, and rightly so, I believe it was 28%  vs 33% of Bush. I guess there is change after all.
 
2014-07-15 03:42:20 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com

Although I don't particularly care for the man I don't begrudge him having his knees replaced. He probably ruined them dodging shoes. It was his finest moment as an American. Can you imagine how horrible it would have been if he tried to finish that press conference with a big red welt across his face?  Or even worse, if he had cut and run after getting shoed in the face?
 
2014-07-15 03:42:43 PM

karnal: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

His fellow Chicagoans claim Obama is the worst.
slammed
....and they should know.


Hah, "Bill Clinton was the African American President". The same 4 Farkers that still support him and comment everywhere will never get it.
 
2014-07-15 03:45:02 PM

rustypouch: russsssman: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.


I'm biting, but why, specifically?

Also: what Bush knees might look like:

[img.fark.net image 600x810]


If you can't see why, your eyes aren't open. Or they are open and all they see is his charisma and smiles and only believe what CNN and MSNBC tell you. The vast majority of Americans are waking up from their slumber, your just hittin snooze.
 
2014-07-15 03:47:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 03:51:39 PM

russsssman: rustypouch: russsssman: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.


I'm biting, but why, specifically?

Also: what Bush knees might look like:

[img.fark.net image 600x810]

If you can't see why, your eyes aren't open. Or they are open and all they see is his charisma and smiles and only believe what CNN and MSNBC tell you. The vast majority of Americans are waking up from their slumber, your just hittin snooze.


So no complaint in particular. You're either unwilling or unable to explain.

I get it. You don't like that the President is a nigge Democrat.
 
2014-07-15 03:54:07 PM
And I bet the US taxpayer had to pay for that operation.

Thanks Obama.
 
2014-07-15 03:54:07 PM
Must be a slow news day. Do the media outlets actually think anybody gives a shiat that the goofball had a minor operation? I mean seriously, so farking what?
 
2014-07-15 03:55:11 PM

MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.


Shhhh...

Don't interrupt their regularly scheduled lefty circle jerk. It's the only thing on their agenda today.
 
2014-07-15 03:58:37 PM

C18H27NO3: Must be a slow news day. Do the media outlets actually think anybody gives a shiat that the goofball had a minor operation? I mean seriously, so farking what?



Yeah but you probably go all ga-ga over lindsay lohan news...
 
2014-07-15 04:04:56 PM
He got it from kissing too much Neo-con butt, hope he gets a staph infection.
 
2014-07-15 04:07:49 PM

shlabotnik: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Shhhh...

Don't interrupt their regularly scheduled lefty circle jerk. It's the only thing on their agenda today.


Or they can start a hashtag campaign: #hatebushknee which will release those girls in Nigeria.
 
2014-07-15 04:14:11 PM

C18H27NO3: Must be a slow news day. Do the media outlets actually think anybody gives a shiat that the goofball had a minor operation? I mean seriously, so farking what?



I like to know so that I can pray harder he gets an infection.
 
2014-07-15 04:15:47 PM
People with diminished mental capacity can't give informed consent for a major operation. So who signed for Dubya?
 
2014-07-15 04:15:51 PM

shlabotnik: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Shhhh...

Don't interrupt their regularly scheduled lefty circle jerk. It's the only thing on their agenda today.



Are Republicans capable of having a conversation without mentioning rape, genitals, or semen?
 
2014-07-15 04:36:20 PM

Misconduc: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

Interesting since the polls put Obama far below George "Mission Accomplished" Bush, and rightly so, I believe it was 28%  vs 33% of Bush. I guess there is change after all.


Polls measure opinion, not fact.
 
2014-07-15 04:36:46 PM
Well then I guess it's true that the first thing to go on a cocksucker is the knees.
 
2014-07-15 04:47:33 PM

karnal: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

[edge.liveleak.com image 400x318]


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 04:50:03 PM

rustypouch: russsssman: rustypouch: russsssman: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.


I'm biting, but why, specifically?

Also: what Bush knees might look like:

[img.fark.net image 600x810]

If you can't see why, your eyes aren't open. Or they are open and all they see is his charisma and smiles and only believe what CNN and MSNBC tell you. The vast majority of Americans are waking up from their slumber, your just hittin snooze.

So no complaint in particular. You're either unwilling or unable to explain.

I get it. You don't like that the President is a nigge Democrat.


Shocked.. Absolutely shocked another Democrat would equate recklessness and incompetence with a skin issue.. I work in Kenya teaching locals how to build sustainable lives. Trying to pin me as racist is your own ignorance.
 
2014-07-15 05:13:12 PM

russsssman: rustypouch: russsssman: rustypouch: russsssman: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

About as much as silly Libtards can't see through a fake smile that the current one is the worst, hands down.


I'm biting, but why, specifically?

Also: what Bush knees might look like:

[img.fark.net image 600x810]

If you can't see why, your eyes aren't open. Or they are open and all they see is his charisma and smiles and only believe what CNN and MSNBC tell you. The vast majority of Americans are waking up from their slumber, your just hittin snooze.

So no complaint in particular. You're either unwilling or unable to explain.

I get it. You don't like that the President is a nigge Democrat.

Shocked.. Absolutely shocked another Democrat would equate recklessness and incompetence with a skin issue.. I work in Kenya teaching locals how to build sustainable lives. Trying to pin me as racist is your own ignorance.


You're implying I'm a Democrat. Cute.

And you still haven't given an answer.
 
2014-07-15 05:16:05 PM
Gonna be awesome when he is remembered as such a great president and Obama is remembered as the worst in the history of the country.
 
2014-07-15 05:20:33 PM

iron de havilland: Misconduc: AspectRatio: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Do conservatives not understand that George W "Homunculus" Bush was the worst president in a generation, and possibly the least intelligent US president in history?

Interesting since the polls put Obama far below George "Mission Accomplished" Bush, and rightly so, I believe it was 28%  vs 33% of Bush. I guess there is change after all.

Polls measure opinion, not fact.


Tell that to the AGW crowd.
 
2014-07-15 05:26:37 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: shlabotnik: MyRandomName: Do liberals still not understand that wars have many many missions? That a successful mission does not mean a successful war?

I still dont get this bout of ignorance from the left.

Shhhh...

Don't interrupt their regularly scheduled lefty circle jerk. It's the only thing on their agenda today.


Are Republicans capable of having a conversation without mentioning rape, genitals, or semen?


Lefty comments from this benign thread so far:

...icanfaptothis.gif
...transgender Haitian with the nipple rings ...
... kissing too much Neo-con butt...
...the first thing to go on a cocksucker is the knees.

However, in your defense, conversations on Fark don't exist anymore.
 
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