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2014-07-15 09:35:27 AM
We can still have fun - but we can also save ourselves.

She's talking about oral, right?
 
2014-07-15 09:37:35 AM

Sybarite: We can still have fun - but we can also save ourselves.

She's talking about oral, right?


Maybe anal.  If it's not PinV it's not sex.
 
2014-07-15 10:16:50 AM
You know, of all the consistent memes, the idea that a geek convention is a pile of celibacy suggests only that those spreading the meme have never been to one.

The thing about subcultures, is that they exist in part to make farking easier.  Subcultures are all about farking. Terrifying, unattractive, stinky, socially awkward farking.  Anyone who has been at a con has come to the unsettling realization of just how much unappetizing humping is going on in the venue hotel.
 
2014-07-15 10:16:57 AM

BizarreMan: Sybarite: We can still have fun - but we can also save ourselves.

She's talking about oral, right?

Maybe anal.  If it's not PinV it's not sex.


Yup.

NSFW language
 
2014-07-15 10:25:57 AM
Time to channel Family Guy:

He stuck it in my ear....i'm still a virgin
 
2014-07-15 10:26:35 AM
Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.
 
2014-07-15 10:27:07 AM
They are all going to be screwing each other, drinking and doing drugs. Half will be in rehab within a year.

/cynical?
 
2014-07-15 10:31:53 AM
The behyman aint safe.
 
2014-07-15 10:32:55 AM
20-something. Pfft.
 
2014-07-15 10:36:20 AM

Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.


This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?
 
2014-07-15 10:36:23 AM
Please don't make "vicenarian" a thing.
 
2014-07-15 10:38:39 AM

DrunkenYodaZen: They are all going to be screwing each other, drinking and doing drugs. Half will be in rehab within a year.

/cynical?


Your first sentence describes a lot of people's 20s, especially in college. Not new.

And the word vicenarian does contain the word vice.
*shrug*
 
2014-07-15 10:39:03 AM

BizarreMan: Sybarite: We can still have fun - but we can also save ourselves.

She's talking about oral, right?

Maybe anal.  If it's not PinV it's not sex.


catholic like typing detected.
 
2014-07-15 10:41:26 AM
Actually, announcing on television that you're a virgin is probably a good way to get laid.

SOMEONE is probably going to see you, and figure, "All right. Fine. I'll fark him."

That's how I got laid for the first time -- by simply admitting I'd never gotten any. I was about 20, and this chick I knew just up and said to be, "Do you want to do it with me?"

I went for it, and all was right from that point forward.

Of course, the people on this show are apparently virgins on purpose, so...uh, forget I said anything.
 
2014-07-15 10:50:34 AM
Um... statistically, aren't something like 10-20% of twenty to thirty year olds virgins?  I'm not sure what the implication here is supposed to be that it's uncommon or special in any way.


Arkanaut: Please don't make "vicenarian" a thing.


Does one have to "make" grade-school Latin a thing?  That shiat dates back to the middle ages.
 
2014-07-15 10:52:25 AM
I've never spooned chocolate ice cream into my butt and farted it all out into a waffle cone. I guess you could say I'm a chocolate ice cream / waffle-cone / butt fart virgin.

But that's absolutely by choice. I'm saving myself for the sacred moment when "Talk Like a Pirate Day" falls in a month with a supermoon. My God demands this of the faithful.

Why can't I have a TV show?
 
2014-07-15 10:57:08 AM
Teiritzamna:... The thing about subcultures, is that they exist in part to make farking easier.  Subcultures are all about farking ...

^this
 
2014-07-15 10:58:20 AM

The Larch: I've never spooned chocolate ice cream into my butt and farted it all out into a waffle cone. I guess you could say I'm a chocolate ice cream / waffle-cone / butt fart virgin.

But that's absolutely by choice. I'm saving myself for the sacred moment when "Talk Like a Pirate Day" falls in a month with a supermoon. My God demands this of the faithful.

Why can't I have a TV show?


*blinks*

That's waaaaay more interesting than what MTV is pitching.
 
2014-07-15 11:00:48 AM

mongbiohazard: Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.

This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?


Not everyone who doesn't have sex abstains because of religion.  Some people just aren't minded that way.  I know someone who is in their 40s and has never had sex, not because they're a hardcore Christian or anything, they just don't want to have sex.  I don't think I'm better or more normal than that person just because I want to have sex (and do), and they don't.
 
2014-07-15 11:19:05 AM
My wife and I just had vicenarian sex. It was awesome!

/and it felt soo good...
 
2014-07-15 11:23:05 AM

macross87: My wife and I just had vicenarian sex. It was awesome!

/and it felt soo good...


Is that sort of anti-Tantric? You go off right away and she is too drunk to remember?
 
2014-07-15 11:26:07 AM

GameSprocket: macross87: My wife and I just had vicenarian sex. It was awesome!

/and it felt soo good...

Is that sort of anti-Tantric? You go off right away and she is too drunk to remember?


Shhhh
 
2014-07-15 11:29:56 AM

Jim_Callahan: Arkanaut: Please don't make "vicenarian" a thing.


Does one have to "make" grade-school Latin a thing?  That shiat dates back to the middle ages.


We don't speak Latin here! Go back to Latin America!
 
2014-07-15 11:33:00 AM

Arkanaut: Jim_Callahan: Arkanaut: Please don't make "vicenarian" a thing.


Does one have to "make" grade-school Latin a thing?  That shiat dates back to the middle ages.

We don't speak Latin here! Go back to Latin America!



Agrees.
www.esquire.com
 
2014-07-15 11:34:29 AM

Coco LaFemme: mongbiohazard: Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.

This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?

Not everyone who doesn't have sex abstains because of religion.  Some people just aren't minded that way.  I know someone who is in their 40s and has never had sex, not because they're a hardcore Christian or anything, they just don't want to have sex.  I don't think I'm better or more normal than that person just because I want to have sex (and do), and they don't.


I think I am better and more normal than someone who doesn't want sex. And I'd bet most people in this thread feel the same.
 
2014-07-15 11:54:54 AM

Skarekrough: The Larch: I've never spooned chocolate ice cream into my butt and farted it all out into a waffle cone. I guess you could say I'm a chocolate ice cream / waffle-cone / butt fart virgin.

But that's absolutely by choice. I'm saving myself for the sacred moment when "Talk Like a Pirate Day" falls in a month with a supermoon. My God demands this of the faithful.

Why can't I have a TV show?

*blinks*

That's waaaaay more interesting than what MTV is pitching.


Kickstarter!
 
2014-07-15 12:08:12 PM
I worked with a hardcore religious virgin for a year good god she was planing her wedding had binders full of everything wedding related and her virginity was going to be her present to her husband on their wedding night. All she needed was the guy. But one day she was yapping to one of the other ladies I worked with about her dream guy. She might as well wished up a Disney prince for all the qualities she was listing and if he was missing one off the list. She got all mad at me one day because one of the drivers asked her out and she said yes then got on me about why I let him ask her out. I told her it was none of my business and I'm not her dad. But she didnt want to date him because she didnt want to marry him. I had to explain to her a date does not equal marriage and told her it probably would be good practice for her since she was 25 and never been on a date before. Kids today!
 
2014-07-15 12:27:11 PM

groppet: I worked with a hardcore religious virgin for a year good god she was planing her wedding had binders full of everything wedding related and her virginity was going to be her present to her husband on their wedding night. All she needed was the guy. But one day she was yapping to one of the other ladies I worked with about her dream guy. She might as well wished up a Disney prince for all the qualities she was listing and if he was missing one off the list. She got all mad at me one day because one of the drivers asked her out and she said yes then got on me about why I let him ask her out. I told her it was none of my business and I'm not her dad. But she didnt want to date him because she didnt want to marry him. I had to explain to her a date does not equal marriage and told her it probably would be good practice for her since she was 25 and never been on a date before. Kids today!


Religion causes someone to be completely irrational when making life choices? The hell you say!
 
2014-07-15 12:32:49 PM

Coco LaFemme: mongbiohazard: Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.

This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?

Not everyone who doesn't have sex abstains because of religion.  Some people just aren't minded that way.  I know someone who is in their 40s and has never had sex, not because they're a hardcore Christian or anything, they just don't want to have sex.  I don't think I'm better or more normal than that person just because I want to have sex (and do), and they don't.


Don't try and pretend like that person isn't unusual, because they are. Abstinence in to adulthood is overwhelmingly a religious thing in America. And even if your friend isn't religious the idiotic idea of abstinence as any kind of virtue - instead of the tragedy it actually is - is also one with its roots in religion.

I hope your friend gets the psychological help he needs. It's not that I think I'm "better" it's that I feel pity for people who harm their lives like that for no good reason. He needs help, not enabling.
 
2014-07-15 12:41:32 PM

Teiritzamna: You know, of all the consistent memes, the idea that a geek convention is a pile of celibacy suggests only that those spreading the meme have never been to one.

The thing about subcultures, is that they exist in part to make farking easier.  Subcultures are all about farking. Terrifying, unattractive, stinky, socially awkward farking.  Anyone who has been at a con has come to the unsettling realization of just how much unappetizing humping is going on in the venue hotel.


That may be true for some subcultures, but I have been to many geek conventions and the stereotype is accurate. There's a reason the ratio of men to women at these things is something like 1000 to 1. Women that go to these things generally aren't going alone. They are going with their boyfriends and / or husbands, and they aren't looking to hook up with you.
 
2014-07-15 12:55:49 PM
One of them is 21 and a virgin. Oh, the horror. Last I checked it really isn't a huge deal to be a virgin in your early twenties.
 
2014-07-15 06:25:30 PM

mongbiohazard: Coco LaFemme: mongbiohazard: Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.

This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?

Not everyone who doesn't have sex abstains because of religion.  Some people just aren't minded that way.  I know someone who is in their 40s and has never had sex, not because they're a hardcore Christian or anything, they just don't want to have sex.  I don't think I'm better or more normal than that person just because I want to have sex (and do), and they don't.

Don't try and pretend like that person isn't unusual, because they are. Abstinence in to adulthood is overwhelmingly a religious thing in America. And even if your friend isn't religious the idiotic idea of abstinence as any kind of virtue - instead of the tragedy it actually is - is also one with its roots in religion.

I hope your friend gets the psychological help he needs. It's not that I think I'm "better" it's that I feel pity for people who harm their lives like that for no good reason. He needs help, not enabling.


Who made you lord judge of all that is sexual? Because someone chooses to NOT have sex you decree that it HAS to have some religious backing and is a tragedy even if you don't know them? Wow! Talk about arrogance!
 
2014-07-15 08:06:12 PM

spman: Teiritzamna: You know, of all the consistent memes, the idea that a geek convention is a pile of celibacy suggests only that those spreading the meme have never been to one.

The thing about subcultures, is that they exist in part to make farking easier.  Subcultures are all about farking. Terrifying, unattractive, stinky, socially awkward farking.  Anyone who has been at a con has come to the unsettling realization of just how much unappetizing humping is going on in the venue hotel.

That may be true for some subcultures, but I have been to many geek conventions and the stereotype is accurate. There's a reason the ratio of men to women at these things is something like 1000 to 1. Women that go to these things generally aren't going alone. They are going with their boyfriends and / or husbands, and they aren't looking to hook up with you.


The ratios aren't nearly that bad these days. It's closer to 2:1 or even 3:2 at the bigger cons, in my experience.

That said, hooking up isn't done much. Frankly, after running around from 8 til 2, I usually just pass out, next to the girl I brought with me. We can fark when we get home. I guess I might try harder if I was there alone.
 
2014-07-15 08:26:30 PM

mongbiohazard: Coco LaFemme: mongbiohazard: Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.

This. It's entirely sad that religion has tricked so many people in to having awful attitudes towards perfectly normal human sexuality. They're not "saving" anything, they're wasting it. Wasting some of the primetime sex years of their lives. Once those years are gone you can't get them back. We should all be farking as much as we can while we can.

Depriving themselves of healthy fun because some bronze age jackasses made up some bullahiat. Ain't that a biatch?

Not everyone who doesn't have sex abstains because of religion.  Some people just aren't minded that way.  I know someone who is in their 40s and has never had sex, not because they're a hardcore Christian or anything, they just don't want to have sex.  I don't think I'm better or more normal than that person just because I want to have sex (and do), and they don't.

Don't try and pretend like that person isn't unusual, because they are. Abstinence in to adulthood is overwhelmingly a religious thing in America. And even if your friend isn't religious the idiotic idea of abstinence as any kind of virtue - instead of the tragedy it actually is - is also one with its roots in religion.

I hope your friend gets the psychological help he needs. It's not that I think I'm "better" it's that I feel pity for people who harm their lives like that for no good reason. He needs help, not enabling.


My friend is an atheist.  So, there's no religious motivation.  I know you find this hard to believe, but you really shouldn't - some people have no desire to have sex.  They're called asexuals, and much like everyone else, they come in different flavors, from asexual aromantics to asexual romantics.  Rather than absurdly insulting an entire group of people, demanding that they get psychological help, why don't you do a little research on the topic before spouting off a stream of nonsense.

Not having sex does not harm one's life.  Sex is a wonderful thing, and it's fun, but it's not the be all and end all of life.  Some people get on very well without it, the same as some people get on very well with it.

TL;DR - You're an ignorant tool, and you should read more.
 
2014-07-15 08:41:12 PM

Miss5280: Ugh. When will people learn that being a virgin just isn't that interesting. So you haven't done something. I'll bet you haven't done a lot of things. And as soon as you do that one thing, what will your claim to fame be? Stop talking and thinking about sex so much, virgins.


Sounds like you haven't had any in a while.  Don't project on others whose choices are different from yours.
 
2014-07-15 10:15:20 PM

thefatbasturd: Who made you lord judge of all that is sexual? Because someone chooses to NOT have sex you decree that it HAS to have some religious backing and is a tragedy even if you don't know them? Wow! Talk about arrogance!


Coco LaFemme: My friend is an atheist.  So, there's no religious motivation.  I know you find this hard to believe, but you really shouldn't - some people have no desire to have sex.  They're called asexuals, and much like everyone else, they come in different flavors, from asexual aromantics to asexual romantics.  Rather than absurdly insulting an entire group of people, demanding that they get psychological help, why don't you do a little research on the topic before spouting off a stream of nonsense.

Not having sex does not harm one's life.  Sex is a wonderful thing, and it's fun, but it's not the be all and end all of life.  Some people get on very well without it, the same as some people get on very well with it.

TL;DR - You're an ignorant tool, and you should read more.



Sex is a basic physiological need. You two want to argue that point then argue with science, not me.

Abstinence is, and has been, something religious demagogues have been pushing for pretty much all of our history. Who the fark do you think it is clamoring for abstinence only "education" in this country? Atheist basket weavers? Get farking real. Your friend (who no doubt lives in Canada down the street from your GF) can certainly be an atheist and have the same stupid idea, sure. That still doesn't change the reality of that fact that your anecdotal friend is an outlier. An atypical example. A choice for abstinence is usually a religious choice, or at very least based around the unjustified assumption from religious teachings that such self-denial is in any way morally virtuous rather than the sad, simple-self denial it actually is.

Sex is not the be all and end all of life? No shiat! I never argued that it was, and in fact that's part of the problem with those numbskulls who promote abstinence. They end up putting it on an unhealthy pedestal - which can hurt a lot of people. There have been a lot of women who have suffered unnecessarily over the years because that abstinence bullshiat convinced them that they were essentially worthless once they no longer had a virginity. It shouldn't be that big of a deal.

It's an awesome thing that everyone should be enjoying as much of as they can during their one pass through life - but that's all it is. Not the only thing in life, just one of the perfectly normal and healthy things...
 
2014-07-16 08:50:58 AM

mongbiohazard: thefatbasturd: Who made you lord judge of all that is sexual? Because someone chooses to NOT have sex you decree that it HAS to have some religious backing and is a tragedy even if you don't know them? Wow! Talk about arrogance!

Coco LaFemme: My friend is an atheist.  So, there's no religious motivation.  I know you find this hard to believe, but you really shouldn't - some people have no desire to have sex.  They're called asexuals, and much like everyone else, they come in different flavors, from asexual aromantics to asexual romantics.  Rather than absurdly insulting an entire group of people, demanding that they get psychological help, why don't you do a little research on the topic before spouting off a stream of nonsense.

Not having sex does not harm one's life.  Sex is a wonderful thing, and it's fun, but it's not the be all and end all of life.  Some people get on very well without it, the same as some people get on very well with it.

TL;DR - You're an ignorant tool, and you should read more.


Your friend (who no doubt lives in Canada down the street from your GF)



Actually, he lives in Manhattan, and I don't have a girlfriend, because I'm not a lesbian.  I do have a boyfriend, however, but he lives with me, and we definitely don't live in Canada.
 
2014-07-16 06:05:43 PM

mongbiohazard: thefatbasturd: Who made you lord judge of all that is sexual? Because someone chooses to NOT have sex you decree that it HAS to have some religious backing and is a tragedy even if you don't know them? Wow! Talk about arrogance!

Coco LaFemme: My friend is an atheist.  So, there's no religious motivation.  I know you find this hard to believe, but you really shouldn't - some people have no desire to have sex.  They're called asexuals, and much like everyone else, they come in different flavors, from asexual aromantics to asexual romantics.  Rather than absurdly insulting an entire group of people, demanding that they get psychological help, why don't you do a little research on the topic before spouting off a stream of nonsense.

Not having sex does not harm one's life.  Sex is a wonderful thing, and it's fun, but it's not the be all and end all of life.  Some people get on very well without it, the same as some people get on very well with it.

TL;DR - You're an ignorant tool, and you should read more.


Sex is a basic physiological need. You two want to argue that point then argue with science, not me.

Abstinence is, and has been, something religious demagogues have been pushing for pretty much all of our history. Who the fark do you think it is clamoring for abstinence only "education" in this country? Atheist basket weavers? Get farking real. Your friend (who no doubt lives in Canada down the street from your GF) can certainly be an atheist and have the same stupid idea, sure. That still doesn't change the reality of that fact that your anecdotal friend is an outlier. An atypical example. A choice for abstinence is usually a religious choice, or at very least based around the unjustified assumption from religious teachings that such self-denial is in any way morally virtuous rather than the sad, simple-self denial it actually is.

Sex is not the be all and end all of life? No shiat! I never argued that it was, and in fact that's part of the problem with those numbskulls who promote abstinence. They end up putting it on an unhealthy pedestal - which can hurt a lot of people. There have been a lot of women who have suffered unnecessarily over the years because that abstinence bullshiat convinced them that they were essentially worthless once they no longer had a virginity. It shouldn't be that big of a deal.

It's an awesome thing that everyone should be enjoying as much of as they can during their one pass through life - but that's all it is. Not the only thing in life, just one of the perfectly normal and healthy things...


Yeah no. NOT a need. You do not die for lack of sex. Nobody argued with you about religious fundies promoting abstinence. Just pointed out how stupid you were for claiming you KNOW it was the reason for someone you've never met.
 
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