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(Courthouse News Service)   No matter how drunk and obnoxious your buddy is, if he falls off a cliff you have a legal obligation to call authorities for help   (courthousenews.com) divider line 55
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2014-07-15 08:27:56 PM
"The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real
 
2014-07-15 08:47:30 PM
They have an organization that helps you fall off cliffs now?
 
2014-07-15 08:48:44 PM

sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real


Sounds like something from Fallen London.
 
2014-07-15 08:51:31 PM

sprong89: the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry.


www.beachwoodreporter.com
 
2014-07-15 08:52:21 PM

LargeCanine: sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real

Sounds like something from Fallen London.


I was gonna say Harry Potter.


What?!

/may have seen a couple of the movies
//may have read all the books
 
2014-07-15 08:53:35 PM

sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real


wat

http://cultbustersgalactica.yuku.com/topic/678/BETHEL-SCHOOL--SUPERN AT URAL-MINISTRY-CULT-REDDING-CALIFORNIA
 
2014-07-15 08:57:30 PM
At the Bluffs, Koivumaki began taking about her brother, who had fallen off a bridge to his death while he was drunk. When Carlsen laughed, Kovimaki got even more upset.
Carlsen then fell off the cliff. He tried to hang on, but he tumbled to the rocks below.


lol
 
2014-07-15 09:02:57 PM
There's no way this moron's life is worth $51,000,000
 
2014-07-15 09:03:26 PM
 
2014-07-15 09:03:33 PM
Sounds like the douche deserved it.

Falling off the cliff that is.
 
2014-07-15 09:04:28 PM

you are a puppet: At the Bluffs, Koivumaki began taking about her brother, who had fallen off a bridge to his death while he was drunk. When Carlsen laughed, Kovimaki got even more upset.
Carlsen then fell off the cliff. He tried to hang on, but he tumbled to the rocks below.

lol


hahahaha, i lol'd too.
 
2014-07-15 09:07:14 PM
Because California.
 
2014-07-15 09:08:24 PM
* Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?
 
2014-07-15 09:10:40 PM

C18H27NO3: * Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?


Hilarity ensued?
 
2014-07-15 09:11:17 PM
Fell, pushed.  We're just arguing semantics here, the point is that the guy was not wearing non slip shoes.
 
2014-07-15 09:11:32 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real

wat

http://cultbustersgalactica.yuku.com/topic/678/BETHEL-SCHOOL--SUPERN AT URAL-MINISTRY-CULT-REDDING-CALIFORNIA



Wow.
 
2014-07-15 09:11:34 PM

sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real


This was my first reaction upon reading the article.  The drunk moron and useless friends seem like less of a story.
 
2014-07-15 09:12:40 PM

Salmon: you are a puppet: At the Bluffs, Koivumaki began taking about her brother, who had fallen off a bridge to his death while he was drunk. When Carlsen laughed, Kovimaki got even more upset.
Carlsen then fell off the cliff. He tried to hang on, but he tumbled to the rocks below.

lol

hahahaha, i lol'd too.


Instant Karma.
 
2014-07-15 09:21:40 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-15 09:23:21 PM

fusillade762: Salmon: you are a puppet: At the Bluffs, Koivumaki began taking about her brother, who had fallen off a bridge to his death while he was drunk. When Carlsen laughed, Kovimaki got even more upset.
Carlsen then fell off the cliff. He tried to hang on, but he tumbled to the rocks below.

lol

hahahaha, i lol'd too.

Instant Karma.


it's gonna get you
 
2014-07-15 09:32:07 PM
Yes, yes, yes....but time frame. Minutes, hours, days. Use my cell phone or should I find a pay phone, you know, to throw off the authorities.
 
2014-07-15 09:32:28 PM
Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.
 
2014-07-15 09:33:01 PM
How many more people will this girl push off high places before she's stopped?
 
2014-07-15 09:36:36 PM

vudukungfu: Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.


Doesn't sound like much of a pal, guy.
 
2014-07-15 09:39:48 PM

InsaneJelloTroll: vudukungfu: Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.

Doesn't sound like much of a pal, guy.


Hey take it easy buddy.....
 
2014-07-15 09:40:47 PM
Like... Right then? Is there some kind of window? Because, he could be real annoying and I don't have unlimited minutes when I'm roaming.
 
2014-07-15 09:44:20 PM

C18H27NO3: * Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?


Right?
 
2014-07-15 09:45:03 PM
Which is it?
Koivumaki, Kovimaki, Kovumaki
 
2014-07-15 09:47:07 PM
Cult members aren't exactly known for their thinking abilities.
 
2014-07-15 09:47:14 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Fell, pushed.  We're just arguing semantics here, the point is that the guy was not wearing non slip shoes.


Folks. It's time we got serious about cliff legislation. How many more innocent victims do we need to senselessly to cliff violence?
 
2014-07-15 09:53:39 PM

C18H27NO3: * Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?


That

MrEricSir: Cult members aren't exactly known for their thinking abilities.


And they tend to be very reactionary.
 
Oak
2014-07-15 09:56:00 PM
Do not taunt students of the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry.

/or the Dynamite Monkey
//or Happy Fun Ball
 
2014-07-15 10:00:14 PM

ScaryBottles: InsaneJelloTroll: vudukungfu: Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.

Doesn't sound like much of a pal, guy.

Hey take it easy buddy.....


Don't call me buddy, sport.
 
2014-07-15 10:01:16 PM
This story is so great. Tidbit after tidbit of hilarity the more you read. A real-life Coen brothers movie.
 
2014-07-15 10:01:53 PM

Oak: Do not taunt students of the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry.

/or the Dynamite Monkey
//or Happy Fun Ball


They were spelled off the wall.
 
2014-07-15 10:16:33 PM
I think they failed to realize the gravity of the situation.


/pats self on back
 
2014-07-15 10:31:59 PM

C18H27NO3: * Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?


The reason they didn't call 911 was because they were "afraid they would get in trouble."

So you've got a situation where the plaintiff has no idea what happened, and the defendants acted suspiciously. Their story conveniently makes the plaintiff look like an asshole who many people are saying "deserved" to be left to die.

I hope he takes them to the cleaners.
 
2014-07-15 10:33:02 PM

PetuniaPumpkin: Real: http://bssm.net/


good grief, is that a scary thing to actually exist...

They worship feathers of a seagul that got sucked into their aircon.
 
2014-07-15 10:42:07 PM

fusillade762: ScaryBottles: InsaneJelloTroll: vudukungfu: Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.

Doesn't sound like much of a pal, guy.

Hey take it easy buddy.....

Don't call me buddy, sport.


You ain't my friend, Palooka.

umad: This story is so great. Tidbit after tidbit of hilarity the more you read. A real-life Coen brothers movie.


Agreed, really enjoyable read. Nice find,  subby.
 
2014-07-15 10:43:25 PM

Porous Horace: How many more people will this girl push off high places before she's stopped?


I guess don't make fun of her brother if you're ever drinking with her at Niagara Falls/the Sears Tower/a ferris wheel and so forth.
 
2014-07-15 10:44:46 PM

fusillade762: Don't call me buddy, sport.


Don't call me sport, pal.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 10:52:31 PM
FTFH No matter how drunk and obnoxious your buddy is, if he falls off a cliff you have a legal obligation to call authorities for help

No you don't, nor does the article say or imply you do.  Now, if you helped create the situation where your buddy falls off the cliff, THEN you have a legal obligation.  Misfeasance is an exception to the general rule that there is no duty to assist, act, or rescue.  That doesn't mean the general rule is gone in other circumstances.
 
2014-07-15 10:54:42 PM
From the Wikipedia page on Bethel Church:

Johnson showed a video excerpt showing what appeared to be people getting "drunk in the spirit" and laughing uncontrollably, falling down, twitching, and barking like a dog during church services at Bethel Church.

Sounds like they need flea powder.
 
2014-07-15 10:56:51 PM
Or are you, Cliff?
 
2014-07-15 11:00:08 PM

C18H27NO3: * Girl tells dude her brother died from falling.
* Dude thinks that's hysterical.
* Girl gets pissed.
* Dude falls off cliff accidentally.

Know what I think really happened?


Uh...The 2 idiots talked to the police, before getting a lawyer?

My money is on the girl talking *way* to much, while the guy is giving her the "STFU!" look.
 
2014-07-15 11:06:35 PM

Resident Muslim: LargeCanine: sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real

Sounds like something from Fallen London.

I was gonna say Harry Potter.


What?!

/may have seen a couple of the movies
//may have read all the books


Ten points to Gryffindor!
 
2014-07-15 11:14:25 PM
My brother's best friend fell from Raven's Rock. He was drunk and trying to take a leak off the side of the cliff.

Drunk people make bad choices. However, the lawsuit is a bit much.
 
2014-07-15 11:16:48 PM

vudukungfu: Done that.
I landed with a possibly broken back against a tree while my pal wailed on about how how I never could have survived about 59 feet above me. I crawled up and gained ground, walked up behind him and said  "BOO!" and he almost fell off.

Yes. It happened.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-16 12:35:13 AM

sprong89: "The job fell to the friend's roommate, Zachary Gudelunas, and Sarah Koivumaki, a classmate of Gudelunas from the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry."

WTF? This cannot be real


Justice Cole Blease says otherwise.
 
2014-07-16 01:03:39 AM

mike_d85: Like... Right then? Is there some kind of window? Because, he could be real annoying and I don't have unlimited minutes when I'm roaming.


Two old friends go out for a fishing trip late in the season. One of them falls over the side of the boat, and he's too fat, and his friend is too old, to pull him back over the side of the canoe. The water is very cold and the guy in the water is not going to be able to hang on for very long. He looks up at his old friend and says, "So--after I drown, are you going to go right back in and tell my wife, or are you going to keep fishing for a little while?"

/Prairie Home Companion
 
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