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(7 Deadly)   Lifehack: Turn your butt plug into a citrus juicer   (7deadlymag.com) divider line 19
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2014-07-15 09:33:50 AM  
8 votes:
"This orange juice tastes like shiat"
2014-07-15 10:06:03 AM  
3 votes:
No need, I already turned my citrus juicer into a butt plug.
2014-07-15 10:39:52 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-07-15 10:26:59 AM  
2 votes:
lewismarktwo:

Way back when photoshop contests weren't total shiat I got in trouble to posting an image with a purple dildo in it.


Repurposed to a dildo

www.shopthermos.com

/How much for the plaid dildo?
//that's my thermos, lady
2014-07-15 10:01:38 AM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


he eats pieces of shiat like you for breakfast.
2014-07-15 09:56:53 AM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


Subby's mom was involved.....
2014-07-15 02:52:58 AM  
2 votes:
Bah. I've been doing that for years.
Shove a few grape fruit up your ass and you're good to go.
2014-07-15 11:16:59 AM  
1 votes:
That should help clean up both the kitchen and living room clutter
2014-07-15 11:08:20 AM  
1 votes:

LemSkroob: jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.

he eats pieces of shiat like you for breakfast.


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2014-07-15 10:25:49 AM  
1 votes:
I can see the advantages of the butt plug citrus juicer.
It's better exercise and no one will ever ask to borrow it.
2014-07-15 10:22:43 AM  
1 votes:

MooseBayou: My first thought.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x376]

/what do you call a gay vegetarian?


A vegetarian?
2014-07-15 10:21:25 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, Bob, you're really reaming that orange.
2014-07-15 10:10:17 AM  
1 votes:

jxb465: No need, I already turned my citrus juicer into a butt plug.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Ouch
2014-07-15 09:59:49 AM  
1 votes:
This really should have been a photoshop thread. Alternate uses for sex toys.
2014-07-15 09:56:15 AM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.

Have you ever eaten truly "organic" vegetables?  Then you probably have eaten shiat.


I wash them off instead of pausing during dinner to ask "Does this look like a turd?"
2014-07-15 09:43:52 AM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"


I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.
2014-07-15 09:38:08 AM  
1 votes:
10 weird tips god doesn't want you to know about!
2014-07-15 08:36:57 AM  
1 votes:

xanadian: "BRB, gonna ...'juice the lemon.'  If ya know what I mean.  *wink*"


Does this mean you're going to squeeze 'til the juice runs down your leg, perhaps fall out of bed?
2014-07-15 07:19:56 AM  
1 votes:
"BRB, gonna ...'juice the lemon.'  If ya know what I mean.  *wink*"
 
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