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(7 Deadly)   Lifehack: Turn your butt plug into a citrus juicer   (7deadlymag.com) divider line 48
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2014-07-15 02:52:58 AM
Bah. I've been doing that for years.
Shove a few grape fruit up your ass and you're good to go.
 
2014-07-15 07:19:56 AM
"BRB, gonna ...'juice the lemon.'  If ya know what I mean.  *wink*"
 
2014-07-15 08:36:57 AM

xanadian: "BRB, gonna ...'juice the lemon.'  If ya know what I mean.  *wink*"


Does this mean you're going to squeeze 'til the juice runs down your leg, perhaps fall out of bed?
 
2014-07-15 09:33:50 AM
"This orange juice tastes like shiat"
 
2014-07-15 09:38:08 AM
10 weird tips god doesn't want you to know about!
 
2014-07-15 09:43:02 AM
Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.
 
2014-07-15 09:43:52 AM

SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"


I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.
 
2014-07-15 09:45:57 AM
Lifehack: Turn your butt plug into a citrus juicer

So, when people say that ARod was juicing . . . ?
 
2014-07-15 09:47:45 AM

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


Have you ever eaten truly "organic" vegetables?  Then you probably have eaten shiat.
 
2014-07-15 09:52:39 AM

Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.


Thread over.  Other terms which need to die:

Maker Faire
Artisanal
 
2014-07-15 09:55:02 AM

GoldDude: jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.

Have you ever eaten truly "organic" vegetables?  Then you probably have eaten shiat.


when ya think about it, we are all shiat.
 
2014-07-15 09:56:15 AM

GoldDude: jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.

Have you ever eaten truly "organic" vegetables?  Then you probably have eaten shiat.


I wash them off instead of pausing during dinner to ask "Does this look like a turd?"
 
2014-07-15 09:56:53 AM

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


Subby's mom was involved.....
 
2014-07-15 09:59:17 AM
Why didn't they just use a steel buttplug as a juicer? You could even cut some grooves into it.

/Also, under the bed restraints for exorcisms.
//And I'm sure a vibrator would make a bowl of Jell-O fun for everyone.
 
2014-07-15 09:59:49 AM
This really should have been a photoshop thread. Alternate uses for sex toys.
 
2014-07-15 10:01:38 AM

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


he eats pieces of shiat like you for breakfast.
 
2014-07-15 10:05:53 AM

MemeSlave: Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.

Thread over.  Other terms which need to die:

Maker Faire
Artisanal


Hackerspace
Maker or Hacker (used as a catch all for someone who tinkers with anything)

/DNRTFA because link appears to be NSF(my)W.
 
2014-07-15 10:06:03 AM
No need, I already turned my citrus juicer into a butt plug.
 
2014-07-15 10:08:45 AM
wow. can we add to the headline: 'entire article NSFL (not safe for life).'?
 
2014-07-15 10:10:17 AM

jxb465: No need, I already turned my citrus juicer into a butt plug.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Ouch
 
2014-07-15 10:14:33 AM

Odoriferous Queef: This really should have been a photoshop thread. Alternate uses for sex toys.


Way back when photoshop contests weren't total shiat I got in trouble to posting an image with a purple dildo in it.

/it didn't matter, it wasn't a meme shoop so it couldn't have won
 
2014-07-15 10:17:30 AM
My first thought.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/what do you call a gay vegetarian?
 
2014-07-15 10:17:48 AM

MemeSlave: Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.

Thread over.  Other terms which need to die:

Maker Faire
Artisanal


during an episode of Stephen Fry in America he visited a renaissance fair (or some such place people dress up like idiots from centuries ago and play 'non-genocidal pilgrim' for the afternoon), and the overly plump, wide-thighed tour guide used the word 'artisinal,' in the middle of discussing some homemade crap they were proud of.

upon hearing the word one can tell that Fry's brain has just had a small orgasm (in a way that only a brit could have or comprehend after hearing an unfamiliar word), and ignoring etiquette he immediately compliments her outright, saying something like, 'oh, what a wonderful word to describe it!'

long story short - if it gives stephen fry a wordgasm, it stays.

sorry, those are the rules.  i hate the word, too.
 
2014-07-15 10:19:26 AM
That is definitely the start of a kinky backroom juice bar somewhere

/try the Shirley Temple!
//Seriously, she's the best squeezer of the whole staff!
 
2014-07-15 10:19:38 AM

Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.


slowclap.jpg
 
2014-07-15 10:21:25 AM
Wow, Bob, you're really reaming that orange.
 
2014-07-15 10:22:26 AM
I guess I should have expected that link was going to be blocked at work...
 
2014-07-15 10:22:43 AM

MooseBayou: My first thought.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x376]

/what do you call a gay vegetarian?


A vegetarian?
 
2014-07-15 10:24:16 AM
I don't have a butt-plug. But I DO have a juicer...
 
2014-07-15 10:25:49 AM
I can see the advantages of the butt plug citrus juicer.
It's better exercise and no one will ever ask to borrow it.
 
2014-07-15 10:26:59 AM
lewismarktwo:

Way back when photoshop contests weren't total shiat I got in trouble to posting an image with a purple dildo in it.


Repurposed to a dildo

www.shopthermos.com

/How much for the plaid dildo?
//that's my thermos, lady
 
2014-07-15 10:28:57 AM
Erm, I thought nipple clamps were photo clamps that already been "repurposed."
 
2014-07-15 10:31:56 AM

MooseBayou: lewismarktwo:

Way back when photoshop contests weren't total shiat I got in trouble to posting an image with a purple dildo in it.


Repurposed to a dildo

[www.shopthermos.com image 450x450]

/How much for the plaid dildo?
//that's my thermos, lady

///ill give you twice what you paid for it
 
2014-07-15 10:32:57 AM

MooseBayou: lewismarktwo:

Way back when photoshop contests weren't total shiat I got in trouble to posting an image with a purple dildo in it.


Repurposed to a dildo

[www.shopthermos.com image 450x450]

/How much for the plaid dildo?
//that's my thermos, lady


blogs.citypages.com

♪ I'm gonna stick a thermos in you. Not an ordinary thermos, in you. ♪
 
2014-07-15 10:39:52 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-15 10:47:06 AM
Was ho-hum list till the lamp, lost it.
 
2014-07-15 10:50:27 AM
"It  is shiat, Austin..."
 
2014-07-15 11:08:20 AM

LemSkroob: jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.

he eats pieces of shiat like you for breakfast.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 11:09:21 AM
Then when you get anal leakage, you run around in circles screaming, "The juice is loose! The juice is loose!"
 
2014-07-15 11:16:59 AM
That should help clean up both the kitchen and living room clutter
 
2014-07-15 11:33:11 AM

MemeSlave: Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.

Thread over.  Other terms which need to die:

Maker Faire
Artisanal


Cyberspace (cyber anything)
Swag
Twerk
Aw Snap
Selfie
Hella
Cray Cray
Hashtag
Bromance
Bistro
Awesome sauce
Totes
Tuscan (fark the country-fried Italians anyway)
Solution (it's a product or service, not a solution)
Doorbuster (WTF?  This used to be things on sale on Black Friday, now it seems to mean anything on sale)
Come to think of it, I hate Black Friday, so add it to the list
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Small Business Friday
And the #1 death row candidate: Fashionista

Fark all of the above!  Kill them with fire!
 
2014-07-15 12:15:02 PM
That's not a "large" butt plug
 
2014-07-15 12:29:45 PM

MemeSlave: Bawdy George: Here's an idea: let's hack the hackneyed term "lifehack" the hell out of our vocabulary.

Thread over.  Other terms which need to die:

Maker Faire
Artisanal


Gamer
 
2014-07-15 02:42:41 PM
I totally want the dildo lamp.
 
2014-07-15 03:21:01 PM
Subby should have linked to the site his link got its shiat from.

It's got 29 uses.

/NSFW, dur.
 
2014-07-15 07:50:34 PM

jehovahs witness protection: SmackLT: "This orange juice tastes like shiat"

I want to know how you know what shiat tastes like.


Obvious. He ate the orange.
 
2014-07-15 07:54:51 PM

Badafuco: Then when you get anal leakage, you run around in circles screaming, "The juice is loose! The juice is loose!"


OJ is out of prison?
 
2014-07-15 07:55:44 PM

MooseBayou: My first thought.



/what do you call a gay vegetarian?


Cliff?
 
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