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(AZCentral)   In his quest to get elected, former Arizona State quarterback Andrew Walter is hosting an "Evening of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms"   (azcentral.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-15 09:13:07 AM
Despite the attention-grabbing title, no alcohol will be served at the range, he said. Instead, participants will repair to a nearby restaurant for cocktails and cigars once the shooting is over.

Not even elected yet and he's already lying.

But it's still better than Obama's gimmicky fundraisers:  An Evening of Arugula, Mom Jeans, and Tyranny.
 
2014-07-15 12:16:18 PM
What could go wrong? If there's no booze at the range, just "tank up" before. Problem solved.
 
2014-07-15 12:17:11 PM

Diogenes: Despite the attention-grabbing title, no alcohol will be served at the range, he said. Instead, participants will repair to a nearby restaurant for cocktails and cigars once the shooting is over.

Not even elected yet and he's already lying.

But it's still better than Obama's gimmicky fundraisers:   An Evening of Arugula, Mom Jeans, and Tyranny.


/Joan Rivers said so.
 
2014-07-15 12:21:34 PM
I know nothing about his opponent and already I hope she wins.

Although if he wins, there's a good chance we'll end up with an *Arizona* tag yet.
 
2014-07-15 12:24:25 PM
You forgot about explosives. Maybe some Tannerite to to liven things up?
 
2014-07-15 12:25:28 PM
Oh boy. This should be fun.

*looks up-thread*

4 posts in & it already is! Y'all never fail to deliver!
 
2014-07-15 12:27:04 PM
Throw in some weed and I'm there.
 
2014-07-15 12:28:29 PM
ATF = The governmental organization that has all the good parties.
 
2014-07-15 12:31:43 PM
Oakland Raider QBs will say just about anything to get the starting job.


/heh
 
2014-07-15 12:40:09 PM
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Just be sure to ready to apologize to Mr. Walter in case he shoots you in the face
 
2014-07-15 12:40:33 PM
soooooo... republican, then?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-15 12:49:11 PM

Rapmaster2000: Throw in some weed and I'm there.


Old monk rum yo ho, still hung over from Sunday getting old it ain't for sissies
 
2014-07-15 12:49:17 PM
WHAT. COULD. GO. WRONG?
 
2014-07-15 12:49:30 PM

Ex-Texan: What could go wrong? If there's no booze at the range, just "tank up" before. Problem solved.


Ehhh he should stop being a pansy and  recreate the "Death takes a Holiday" weekends my buddies used to hold:  Get a shiatload of booze, several large gun collections and spend all weekend creating famous scenes from various John Woo-style action movies.   What could possibly go wrong?


(one of them clearly bribed Darwin since they all lived to see more or less responsible adulthood)
 
2014-07-15 12:49:46 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Just be sure to ready to apologize to Mr. Walter in case he shoots you in the face


Hey now, he needed shooting
 
2014-07-15 12:53:05 PM
"Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms," should be the name of a convenience mart, not a government agency.
 
2014-07-15 01:01:35 PM
You know what other athlete hosted evenings of alcohol, tobacco and firearms?

s1.ibtimes.com

This will not end well.
 
2014-07-15 01:03:02 PM
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
 
2014-07-15 01:30:24 PM
So his strategy is to thin out the local population and leave his fate in the hands of a smarter electorate?
 
2014-07-15 01:45:51 PM
Who's bringing the chips?

rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-07-15 01:48:45 PM
I can't see a single thing wrong with this, though tobacco isn't my thing.
 
2014-07-15 02:37:14 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: WHAT. COULD. GO. WRONG?


I think you mean, what could go right!

Throw some tannerite, black powder, and sovereign citizens in that mix and Darwin could post a new high score!
 
2014-07-15 03:38:49 PM
Is Courtney Simpson invited?

There's highway miles, and then there's city miles.
 
2014-07-15 05:16:59 PM

JesseL: I can't see a single thing wrong with this, though tobacco isn't my thing.


I was just having fun with it.  I guess it's OK.  Just seems a little on the nose.  Obvious pandering is obvious.
 
2014-07-15 08:51:10 PM
I know that you want to play up to the electorate, but he was an NFL QB for Oakland....or do I have a different guy and Google is failing me.

Just another GOP "candidate" playing lose with things to get elected.
 
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