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(Fark)   I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?   (fark.com) divider line 27
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2014-07-15 02:54:41 AM  
If there's an open window or other similar opening in the car, you can try to give the mice tiny pitchforks, axes, and chainsaws to fight to the finish.

/tiny chainsaws
 
2014-07-15 03:21:59 AM  
Is that a euphamism for something?  You might want to let the hotel management know.
 
2014-07-15 10:30:55 AM  
Don't worry, they're just food for the snakes currently relaxing under the seats.
 
2014-07-15 11:07:34 AM  
Is it beramok or amok ?
If it's beramok , I'd let it slide.
 
2014-07-15 11:46:09 AM  
If it's in the hotel's parking lot, I'd let the front desk know about it and let them handle it. Otherwise, local PD's non-emergency number would be appropriate to call.
 
2014-07-15 12:39:56 PM  
How far away is the car? Is it a danger to you or anyone else as it sits?  Are there children in the car?

Meh, I guess you could tell hotel management, but me, fark it, not my car, not my issue, not hurting me, so I won't go farking around with someone else for no good reason.

And without immediate threat to health/welfare of someone other than the owner, it's not my business.
 
2014-07-15 12:45:28 PM  
Could be a time traveler  i would leave it alone.. you might change history or the future or something
 
2014-07-15 12:56:21 PM  
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Amok, amok, amok...
 
2014-07-15 01:07:42 PM  
How do you know the car belongs to a hoarder?
 
2014-07-15 01:23:22 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: How do you know the car belongs to a hoarder?


Well, who else would go to the trouble of owning a whole car?
 
2014-07-15 02:34:05 PM  
A farker who left their mom's basement? Some wonders never cease.
 
2014-07-15 02:44:22 PM  
Are the windows rolled up? It can get so hot in the car that the mice could die a painful and agonizing death.

It's your duty to break the window and rescue those poor creatures, or better yet. call the local PETA chapter and get them on the case.
 
2014-07-15 02:45:06 PM  
No. It's just mice FFS. If you're not gonna mind your own business at MOST tell the hoarder.
 
2014-07-15 03:08:11 PM  
John Buck 41: No. It's just mice FFS. If you're not gonna mind your own business at MOST tell  laugh atthe hoarder.
 
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2014-07-15 03:57:11 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: How do you know the car belongs to a hoarder?


Have you never seen a hoarder's car? You can tell.

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2014-07-15 04:53:29 PM  
I wish I was a travelling farker, sounds like a great way to make a living. Do you get to choose your clients?
 
2014-07-15 05:12:17 PM  
who's this in little rock??
 
2014-07-15 06:09:21 PM  
If one of the mice gets its testicles stuck in a wooden slated chair (and why wouldn't a hoarder have one of these in his car?), this thread will be become epic!
 
2014-07-15 07:19:54 PM  
Yes, call the front desk at minimum or the local authorities.  That could spread disease.
 
2014-07-15 07:49:38 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Yes, call the front desk at minimum or the local authorities.  That could spread disease.



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2014-07-15 09:34:06 PM  

Lochsteppe: unfarkingbelievable: How do you know the car belongs to a hoarder?

Well, who else would go to the trouble of owning a whole car?


There must a flaw in the logic here, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
 
2014-07-15 09:43:19 PM  
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Well, my friends are worried that I'm showing signs of... "hoarding."
Mr. Mackey:Hoarding? M'kay, what's that?
Stan:Well, apparently, it's when you... don't throw anything away and soon you find yourself, living with a, bunch of... junk?
Mr. Mackey:Hmmm, I haven't heard of that, but it- it definitely sounds bad, m'kay?
Stan:[looks around again] Mr. Mackey, is there, maybe anything you wanna talk about?
Mr. Mackey:Me? ...Like, like what?
Stan:[looks around and picks up an empty milk carton from a box] Well like, you've got an old milk carton here from a month ago that's like-
Mr. Mackey:DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO THROW AWAY! IF YOU THROW THAT AWAY I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH! M'KAY?! I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR farkIN' MOUTH! M'KAY?!
 
2014-07-15 09:43:26 PM  
Those are car-mice, they're a thing down in Arkansas, car-mice, yeah, they keep the cars free of cheese, which is, for some reason, a problem down there. Something to do with some historical nuts who revive the French tradition of throwing cheese into the noble's carriages in order to protest the rising cost of 19th-century crawfish or something.
 
2014-07-15 09:48:46 PM  
Are the Travelling Farkers a supergroup, like the Wilburys?
 
2014-07-15 10:08:06 PM  
If it's Arkansas, it's probably the Hotel's Presidential Suite.
 
2014-07-16 07:03:07 AM  
Drinking beer off a balcony seems to be the greater personal health risk.
 
2014-07-16 01:53:21 PM  
Hotel entertainment is evidently a DIY thingy.

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Target practice.  Don't call the poilice, though.
 
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