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(BBC-US)   Lindsay Lohan threatens England with her permanent residency   (bbc.com) divider line 35
    More: Cool, Speed-the-Plow, David Mamet, Lindsay Lohan, West End, Freaky Friday, tabloids  
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1312 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Jul 2014 at 7:16 AM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-15 01:02:25 AM  
She thinks England has no gossip media? She's completely unaware of newspapers, isn't she?
 
2014-07-15 02:40:00 AM  
If it gets her away from her farked up family, more power to her.  If not, well....at least she'd be out of the US so still more power to her.
 
2014-07-15 07:19:31 AM  
It's kinda early, but what the hell.

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2014-07-15 07:20:13 AM  
What does she "do", exactly? Is she still referred to as the girl from Mean Girls?
 
2014-07-15 07:20:57 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:23:00 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:24:04 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:24:27 AM  
"That's not going to happen.  That's not on the cards. It's not."

Sure sounds like someone read Lindsay the riot act.

Maybe her 10 weeks on the stage in the West End will do her a world of good in terms of her career and approach to life in general.

I make jokes about her a lot on Fark but I sincerely hope she gets her stuff together.
 
2014-07-15 07:25:23 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:26:30 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:29:25 AM  
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2014-07-15 07:41:54 AM  

Mugato: What does she "do", exactly? Is she still referred to as the girl from Mean Girls?


Coke and tequila.
Mostly.
 
2014-07-15 08:08:04 AM  
I saw Speed the Plow on Broadway with Ron Silver, Joe Mantegna, and Madonna.

Well, I saw the show and they starred in it.  But Dan Ackroyd and Donna Dixon sat directly behind me.

That being said, why can't this show get a good lead actress??
 
2014-07-15 08:14:19 AM  
She's yours England. You infected us with Russell Brand well its time for us to complete the trade
 
2014-07-15 08:27:46 AM  

TinyFist: It's kinda early, but what the hell.

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Sigh... the good old days...
 
2014-07-15 08:30:40 AM  
Because she burned out in Hollywood, but compared to British Hot she's got years to be on top. That's what Madonna did.
 
2014-07-15 09:24:18 AM  
Please take Justin Bieber with you.
 
2014-07-15 09:45:16 AM  
This seems like a really good opportunity for her. A good turn here could change things. She seems a bit cavalier about leaving the "lifestyle" behind, if only it were that easy. I wish her the best of luck.
 
2014-07-15 10:06:12 AM  
I look at those photos of a beautiful young girl with boundless potential....and I think of the 2746 miles of pipe that has been layed and the line of coke that would stretch around the equator 12 times.  And I wonder why my stock broker didn't recommend GlaxoSmithKline stock years ago.
 
2014-07-15 10:11:26 AM  

bikerbob59: Please take Justin Bieber with you.


Please o please o please....
 
2014-07-15 10:33:41 AM  

macross87: bikerbob59: Please take Justin Bieber with you.

Please o please o please....


And fly Malaysia Airlines pleeeeez
 
2014-07-15 10:40:19 AM  

litespeed74: macross87: bikerbob59: Please take Justin Bieber with you.

Please o please o please....

And fly Malaysia Airlines pleeeeez


Route 'em through Barcelona.
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2014-07-15 10:44:53 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: This seems like a really good opportunity for her. A good turn here could change things. She seems a bit cavalier about leaving the "lifestyle" behind, if only it were that easy. I wish her the best of luck.


Dude, she'll only lazy fark you if you give her a bag of cocaine and a fifth of vodak, no white knighting necessary.
 
2014-07-15 10:52:35 AM  

quatchi: "That's not going to happen. That's not on the cards. It's not."
Sure sounds like someone read Lindsay the riot act.


Sounds like a pathological liar opened her mouth again. I give her less than a week before she has the whole place in chaos. That's what she "does."
 
2014-07-15 10:59:28 AM  
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2014-07-15 10:59:43 AM  
I suppose being based out of London would put her logistically closer to the "dates" that fund her lifestyle.
 
2014-07-15 11:46:13 AM  
* genital warts
 
2014-07-15 11:49:50 AM  

bikerbob59: Please take Justin Bieber with you.


Say what you will about Lindsay, but Justin Bieber may be one of the reasons she doesn't want to return.
 
2014-07-15 11:52:33 AM  
She'll OD in London and her anus will be "non-brilliant".
 
2014-07-15 01:34:09 PM  
I've no faps for LiLo anymore.  It's like masturbating to someone who's dead - even the wildest fantasy requires at least an infinitesimal chance of happening, and no amount of Mean Girls-era pics can replace the image of her current, tragic husk.  Au revoir, mon tits.
 
2014-07-15 06:01:32 PM  
She's tired of the papparazi? Didn't England's paparazzi kill their princess?
 
2014-07-15 08:02:52 PM  

jaylectricity: She's tired of the papparazi? Didn't England's paparazzi kill their princess?


No, it was the French paparazzi.
 
2014-07-15 09:19:06 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: jaylectricity: She's tired of the papparazi? Didn't England's paparazzi kill their princess?

No, it was the French paparazzi.


I thought it was MI-6 agents.
 
2014-07-15 10:33:22 PM  

Flab: CigaretteSmokingMan: jaylectricity: She's tired of the papparazi? Didn't England's paparazzi kill their princess?

No, it was the French paparazzi.

I thought it was MI-6 agents.


Now I'll have to kill you.
 
2014-07-15 11:58:19 PM  
Will she & Pete Doherty finally become a couple?  I'm dumb enough to think there's still room for a happy end  for her unlike poor Amy.

/intentional
 
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