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(The Journal (Ireland))   Aye, tis fierce close, like a wet dog   (thedailyedge.thejournal.ie) divider line 42
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2014-07-16 02:51:22 AM
what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?
 
2014-07-16 04:11:46 AM
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"That article ... ANGERS AND CONFUSES ME!"
 
2014-07-16 04:15:09 AM

some_beer_drinker: what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?


I'll assume you haven't read much James Joyce then?
 
2014-07-16 04:19:32 AM
Now I know how people feel when they hear Australian slang.
 
2014-07-16 04:21:30 AM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: some_beer_drinker: what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?

I'll assume you haven't read much James Joyce then?


aye, in fact I have. deeply confusing, his writing is. would you care to email me you soiled panties?
 
2014-07-16 04:21:49 AM

spamdog: Now I know how people feel when they hear Australian slang.


Yes, no. You'd be feeling like a right bogan, then, wouldn't you cobber.
 
2014-07-16 04:22:30 AM

some_beer_drinker: what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?


Tried running it through Google Translate. Got nothing.

/Maybe Babelfish? I don't know how teh internets work.
 
2014-07-16 04:27:32 AM
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2014-07-16 04:31:03 AM

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A new keyboard, you owe me. from his nose, came the beer
 
Poe
2014-07-16 04:33:00 AM
The first two Google results for "fierce close" are the article itself... and this thread. Not even Urban Dictionary has a clue.
 
2014-07-16 04:35:40 AM
Poor spell, should doge
 
2014-07-16 04:36:24 AM

Poe: The first two Google results for "fierce close" are the article itself... and this thread. Not even Urban Dictionary has a clue.


wow, well done. subby has confused google. tip o' the hat.
 
2014-07-16 04:40:24 AM

some_beer_drinker: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: some_beer_drinker: what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?

I'll assume you haven't read much James Joyce then?

aye, in fact I have. deeply confusing, his writing is. would you care to email me you soiled panties?


Well, no...

At least, not for free..

I mean, a guys got to make a living, right?

/BTW: 1 day only, free shipping on skidmarked panties and sweaty training bras!
 
Skr
2014-07-16 04:42:40 AM
Unless it was just a 'close' call with a storm, from context I'd gather that 'close' would be akin to 'smothering' or 'oppressive'.
 
2014-07-16 04:52:20 AM
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2014-07-16 04:56:56 AM
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ohhhhhhh...yeAHHHHH
 
2014-07-16 05:00:00 AM
Well that was extraordinarily farking idiotic.
 
2014-07-16 05:24:11 AM
Don't worry.  I've got this one.

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2014-07-16 05:25:04 AM
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2014-07-16 05:25:19 AM

Poe: The first two Google results for "fierce close" are the article itself... and this thread. Not even Urban Dictionary has a clue.


I think the aliens might be trying to contact us.
 
2014-07-16 05:26:11 AM
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2014-07-16 05:29:22 AM
fierce close : : super hot and muggy

/a guess
 
2014-07-16 05:46:51 AM
Weather forecast brought to you by a cockney having a stroke.
 
2014-07-16 05:49:41 AM

spamdog: Now I know how people feel when they hear Australian slang.


Your mother and I are rooting for you, mate.
 
2014-07-16 05:57:23 AM

spamdog: Now I know how people feel when they hear Australian slang.


No more difficult that trying to decode half the headlines in the Sports or Politics tabs.
 
2014-07-16 06:06:11 AM
Shut yer geggy! Et least ets not chankin.
 
2014-07-16 06:06:30 AM

The Repeated Meme: Poe: The first two Google results for "fierce close" are the article itself... and this thread. Not even Urban Dictionary has a clue.

I think the aliens might be trying to contact us.


It's a new numbers station.
 
2014-07-16 06:06:54 AM
I have the wierdest boner right now.
 
2014-07-16 06:10:46 AM

neongoats:


Me with St James' finest, at my desk, when the suds fell

/...out of my nose
 
2014-07-16 06:12:35 AM

kling_klang_bed: Weather forecast brought to you by a cockney having a stroke.


I award you a star, because that made me giggle. A lot.
 
2014-07-16 06:25:20 AM

Poe: The first two Google results for "fierce close" are the article itself... and this thread. Not even Urban Dictionary has a clue.


I've experienced that before. Google something from a tread and get ... the thread.

So, how long does it take after a thread goes green before it's indexed on Goggle?
 
2014-07-16 06:47:35 AM
That article drives me 'round the twist.
 
2014-07-16 06:59:41 AM
I thought it was talking about somebody's body odor. o.O
 
2014-07-16 06:59:58 AM
Bigjobs.
 
2014-07-16 07:02:45 AM
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2014-07-16 07:14:04 AM

maram500: kling_klang_bed: Weather forecast brought to you by a cockney having a stroke.

I award you a star, because that made me giggle. A lot.


*takes a small bow*
 
2014-07-16 07:14:41 AM
"Did you stick one leg out from under the duvet cover?"

I do this when it gets hot but I always end up being awakened by a boner. Something about the pressure between my legs gets me hard even in my sleep. Is that weird?
 
2014-07-16 07:15:49 AM

fusillade762: "Did you stick one leg out from under the duvet cover?"

I do this when it gets hot but I always end up being awakened by a boner. Something about the pressure between my legs gets me hard even in my sleep. Is that weird?


Telling us about it is.
 
2014-07-16 07:17:20 AM

fusillade762: "Did you stick one leg out from under the duvet cover?"

I do this when it gets hot but I always end up being awakened by a boner. Something about the pressure between my legs gets me hard even in my sleep. Is that weird?



Only if you're alone
 
2014-07-16 07:58:32 AM
This is dialogue from A Clockwork Orange, right?

"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. Fierce close."
 
2014-07-16 11:27:14 AM
One good hornswallager, coming down cats-n-dogs, and it'll be tight butthole.
 
2014-07-16 12:00:50 PM

some_beer_drinker: what the bloody hell kind of stupid shiate is this now? do they have some sort of vicious weather over there that needs it's own new bloody language?


... Yes?
 
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