phlegmmo: Mom was struck by lighteningJust the tips?
Iczer: "Kimberly is unable to sit up, crawl or digest food because of neurological damage from lightening strike, yet her parents are still so relieved to still have her with them."So your wife gave birth to a Cabbage Patch doll...?
calbert: lightning crashes.a new mother cries.her placenta falls to the floor.
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InterruptingQuirk: iwantamonkey: skinbleaching-cream.comPeople got a right to mess with their appearance all they want, but it is seriously farked up that they would want to do that in particular.
baronbloodbath: Mother struck by lightning when you're born?
jehovahs witness protection: How is babby charged?
Boo_Guy: "Everybody we've seen says it's a miracle she's alive.""Somebody's definitely watching out for us."Eyes rolling.. so hard.. they went a full 360'.If "someone" was really watching out for you, you wouldn't have been zapped by lightning to begin with./Your god is a dick!
Boo_Guy: "Everybody we've seen says it's a miracle she's alive." "Somebody's definitely watching out for us."Eyes rolling.. so hard.. they went a full 360'. If "someone" was really watching out for you, you wouldn't have been zapped by lightning to begin with.
Khazar-Khum: If she can't digest food, how is she living?
Abaddon The Despoiler: FTFA: "Dad Ian, who has nicknamed Kimberly 'Flash Gordon'"Nobody is going to have fun with this immobile fugly vegetable being nicknamed after the nemesis of Ming Mong the Merciless?I am disappoint.
Abaddon The Despoiler: I was going to say fugly little disgusting brat, but then I realized all I had to say is one word.British.
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