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(NBC Bay Area)   SJ Sharks fans are upset about A. Lax attitude by team after humiliating playoffs B. No major free agent signed or trade or C. Sharks' ice girls outfits. Down south, LA Kings fans await another ice girls bikini calendar featuring the Stanley Cup   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 39
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1609 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Jul 2014 at 8:53 PM (9 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-14 05:33:06 PM
Your team deserves to move to Seattle, San Jose.
 
2014-07-14 05:34:21 PM
What, are the outfits a choking hazard?
 
2014-07-14 05:54:57 PM
@hundreddollarman #LOLSHARKS
 
2014-07-14 05:55:16 PM

eddievercetti: Your team deserves to move to Seattle, San Jose.


Yeah!  Anything goes for ice girl uniforms there!  In Seattle, misogyny is a core value!
 
2014-07-14 08:24:23 PM

Supercampion: @hundreddollarman #LOLSHARKS


For a team that has a history of comically embarrassing playoff exits, this should be the least of their problems. STOP CHOKING DAMN IT. And it's a co-ed ice team, FFS; there's something for everyone.

What an ice girl might look like.

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www.onlinewagerreview.com

Video (PNSFW?)

What someone who objects to ice girls might look like.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-14 08:59:49 PM
Ummmm those are not "skimpy." I feel like people don't make any effort to find an appropriate word for what they're trying to say anymore.
 
2014-07-14 09:01:42 PM
The woman's voice on that video could peel paint off a wall. Ouch.
 
2014-07-14 09:03:05 PM
Easy solution: Have the guys on the ice squad wear tight pants and the half shirts, too.

Might draw in more hetero women to the games...
 
2014-07-14 09:23:54 PM
The schedule makers at the NHL offices are hilarious trolls. First Kings home game is against San Jose. Bring out the banner! Bring out the rings!
 
2014-07-14 09:31:16 PM
That lady in the video looks like the sort who would give me dirty looks when I'd wear anything oversized jersey and leggings to games.

Also, while I'm not a particular fan of ice girls (the ones in Tampa dance like they're having seizures, and I always get creeped out by the old guys taking pictures with them), the San Jose ice girls are practically dressed like puritans.
 
2014-07-14 09:55:44 PM
Concerned Affluent People Being Concerned on social media is nothing to report on. And I probably could start a Facebook page touting my desire to start a "Puget Sound Hamster Tossing League" and get 700 likes in a couple days.
 
2014-07-14 10:03:03 PM

Killer Cars: Concerned Affluent People Being Concerned on social media is nothing to report on. And I probably could start a Facebook page touting my desire to start a "Puget Sound Hamster Tossing League" and get 700 likes in a couple days.


Fancy name for masturbation, I reckon.
 
2014-07-14 10:18:21 PM
So exposing their midriffs slightly suddenly brings down the wrath of the city...? If they think that's oversexualized, I've got some other public places (not strip joints) they should take a gander at.
 
2014-07-14 10:36:24 PM
I was expecting way worse, those are more modest than what yoga moms wear to coffee shops.

The disparity between the men's and women's ice crew outfits is the annoying part: his says, "I'm here to work" while hers says, "Look at me". She might be a hell of an ice removal technician FFS.

I have no problem with the whole concept of cute ice girls though, maybe let some of the hot players skate around half-dressed for parity's sake.

Sharks have been oddly quiet in the offseason, I predict they'll miss the playoffs.
 
2014-07-14 10:37:08 PM
awfully chilly in those pavilions, wouldn't want to see those little goose bumps on the girls
 
2014-07-14 11:33:01 PM
So much I want to say here.

But I broke out a bottle of Jack Daniels Honey I got the other day for my birthday, so I don't wanna say something too horrible (The honey Jack is bad enough).

All I'm thinking is that those women should be more offended by the team choking than what some silly ice girls wear. Go ahead and call them "whores", but unlike the team their lips can make it to the bottom of the shaft.
 
2014-07-14 11:41:59 PM

Transpogue: Easy solution: Have the guys on the ice squad wear tight pants and the half shirts, too.

Might draw in more hetero women to the games...


Have the players in half shirts and tight pants.

/and Margot Robbie
 
2014-07-14 11:46:16 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-07-14 11:48:09 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

and on Quaker/Amish night

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2014-07-14 11:59:36 PM
Gotta love the Bay Area.
 
2014-07-15 12:36:05 AM

Piizzadude: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 536x750]


I would give them my Peeters, I would inspect LaForest below, I would crash harder than Lindbergh, I would Niittymaaki love so hard, I would make Snow on them, I would not tell a Parent, and I would cast magic to my penis to make it last, called Hextall

/Esche
 
2014-07-15 12:45:52 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Piizzadude: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 536x750]

I would give them my Peeters, I would inspect LaForest below, I would crash harder than Lindbergh, I would Niittymaaki love so hard, I would make Snow on them, I would not tell a Parent, and I would cast magic to my penis to make it last, called Hextall

/Esche


Are you saying that you want to take it hard to the net?
 
2014-07-15 01:21:11 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Piizzadude: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 536x750]

I would give them my Peeters, I would inspect LaForest below, I would crash harder than Lindbergh, I would Niittymaaki love so hard, I would make Snow on them, I would not tell a Parent, and I would cast magic to my penis to make it last, called Hextall

/Esche


Take it easy or you'll end up Zelepukin on the Karpotsev.
 
2014-07-15 02:25:59 AM

eddievercetti: Your team deserves to move to Seattle, San Jose.



Yes!
 
2014-07-15 02:28:20 AM

Killer Cars: Concerned Affluent People Being Concerned on social media is nothing to report on. And I probably could start a Facebook page touting my desire to start a "Puget Sound Hamster Tossing League" and get 700 likes in a couple days.



Do it...I'll be one of those 700 likes.
 
2014-07-15 04:25:45 AM

bingethinker: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Piizzadude: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 536x750]

I would give them my Peeters, I would inspect LaForest below, I would crash harder than Lindbergh, I would Niittymaaki love so hard, I would make Snow on them, I would not tell a Parent, and I would cast magic to my penis to make it last, called Hextall

/Esche

Take it easy or you'll end up Zelepukin on the Karpotsev.


There's an ointment for that.
 
2014-07-15 04:44:52 AM
I would go 5 hole
 
2014-07-15 05:05:15 AM

dstanley: bingethinker: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Piizzadude: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 536x750]

I would give them my Peeters, I would inspect LaForest below, I would crash harder than Lindbergh, I would Niittymaaki love so hard, I would make Snow on them, I would not tell a Parent, and I would cast magic to my penis to make it last, called Hextall

/Esche

Take it easy or you'll end up Zelepukin on the Karpotsev.

There's an ointment for that.


That's what she said!
 
2014-07-15 07:02:07 AM
I'm not big into ice girls - I find the idea tacky and a little creepy - but those outfits are hardly outrageous.

/Love boobs, hate them as a marketing ploy
 
2014-07-15 08:33:33 AM
These aren't Sharks fans, they're busybodies that happen to have the Sharks as the closest professional team.
 
2014-07-15 09:26:39 AM

swahnhennessy: Love boobs, hate them as a marketing ploy


That's 50% of their job.
 
2014-07-15 09:47:17 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Always room for a classic
 
2014-07-15 09:57:54 AM
If they aren't wearing revealing outfits then why are they even ice girls at all?  They aren't being hired for their ability to use a shovel.  This is pretty much the same thing as getting upset that the strip joint is only hiring female strippers without cesarean scars.

Is it sexist? Yes.
Will changing the uniforms make it not sexist? No.

The only thing that will fix the 'problem' is if they just eliminate the job of ice girl altogether.  Why not ask the women themselves which they would prefer?
 
2014-07-15 10:31:17 AM
Transpogue: Easy solution: Have the guys on the ice squad wear tight pants and the half shirts, too.

Might draw in more hetero women gay guys to the games...

FTFY.

/Gay
//Kings fan
///Gay Kings fan
////Buwahahahaha the San Jose Sharks
 
2014-07-15 10:32:29 AM
I would think that most of the skimpy outfits the ice girls wear are that way to keep them comfotable. It must get pretty damn hot out on that......never mind.
 
2014-07-15 11:40:00 AM

The_Sponge: eddievercetti: Your team deserves to move to Seattle, San Jose.


Yes!


On HFBoards some guy did a whole mockup for a team called Seattle Krakken, from uniforms to merch. It's pretty much awesome. I'd part with my money for the Krakken foam squid hat, and it's not even a real team.

I have a both a Whalers and Nordiques touque so I must have a thing for non-existent teams.
 
2014-07-15 02:03:19 PM
"Hey! I'm a chubby uptight biatch and I HATE other girls being noticed for their bodies! Don't you see?!? this degrades all of us!!!"
 
2014-07-15 02:34:30 PM

ytterbium: On HFBoards some guy did a whole mockup for a team called Seattle Krakken, from uniforms to merch. It's pretty much awesome. I'd part with my money for the Krakken foam squid hat, and it's not even a real team.



That would be sweet.
 
2014-07-15 07:47:39 PM

The_Sponge: ytterbium: On HFBoards some guy did a whole mockup for a team called Seattle Krakken, from uniforms to merch. It's pretty much awesome. I'd part with my money for the Krakken foam squid hat, and it's not even a real team.


That would be sweet.


http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1613539

Sorry no hyperlink, and it's Kraken, one k. Three Ks might not be so good.
 
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