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(The Raw Story)   Pat Robertson's rationale for why a woman's son's stomach hurt when she prayed to Jesus? "Witches, man. Witches"   (rawstory.com) divider line 100
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2014-07-14 05:36:44 PM
So, I had Pat Robertson and Pat Buchanan confused in my mind when I first saw this headline.

Not really that big of a difference.
 
2014-07-14 05:49:04 PM
She was supposed to swallow.
 
2014-07-14 06:00:10 PM
Isn't everyone who gives a shiat about what Pat Robertson has to say dead by now?
 
2014-07-14 07:01:58 PM
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2014-07-14 07:37:54 PM
nice to see the evangelicals still find time to work in a bit of religious bigotry towards pagans and witches.   I guess they can't spend all their time hating gays.
 
2014-07-14 07:43:36 PM
He went on to add ♫ You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' up... ♫
 
2014-07-14 07:49:34 PM
My kids are doomed.  I love playing with tarot cards even though I know they're irrational crap.

/admit to being a witchy person in my younger years.   But then, I was a vegan at one point, too.

//I got better.
 
2014-07-14 07:53:38 PM

Weaver95: nice to see the evangelicals still find time to work in a bit of religious bigotry towards pagans and witches.   I guess they can't spend all their time hating gays.


On the upside, if you ever get any asspains while doing the Fivefold Kiss, you'll know its probably from a Christian ancestor.
 
2014-07-14 08:09:32 PM
I got better.
 
2014-07-14 08:09:35 PM
She just needed a little prayer assault.

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2014-07-14 08:10:11 PM

Mugato: Isn't everyone who gives a shiat about what Pat Robertson has to say dead by now?


Everyone except Pat Robertson.

/soon, very soon
 
2014-07-14 08:11:18 PM
*sigh* What?
 
2014-07-14 08:12:08 PM
Main?  Really?
 
2014-07-14 08:13:05 PM
Religion.

/lulz
 
2014-07-14 08:14:25 PM

Peter von Nostrand: She was supposed to swallow.


She did.
She made $7865.25 for the collection plate.

Who gave her a quarter?

They all did!

Thus, the tummy-ache.
 
2014-07-14 08:15:42 PM

Mugato: Isn't everyone who gives a shiat about what Pat Robertson has to say dead by now?


Isn't Pat Robertson dead by now?
 
2014-07-14 08:16:08 PM
RawStory is starting to put me on Pat's side, which is ridiculous.  He says enough ludicrous things, they don't have to make up outrageous headlines over nothing every few days.
 
2014-07-14 08:16:11 PM
He's a better performance artist/comedian than Andy Kaufman ever was.
 
2014-07-14 08:16:43 PM
Ruptured appendix. Dead witches. Whatev's.
 
2014-07-14 08:16:59 PM

Weaver95: nice to see the evangelicals still find time to work in a bit of religious bigotry towards pagans and witches.   I guess they can't spend all their time hating gays.


Since there are no and never were any witches, I don't see the problem.
 
2014-07-14 08:20:03 PM

PapaChester: Ruptured appendix. Dead witches. Whatev's.


Best to stop the laying of hands and get to an ER.
 
2014-07-14 08:21:13 PM

"And in conclusion, if you're having stomach problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one."


www.rawstory.com

 
2014-07-14 08:22:05 PM

CruJones: RawStory is starting to put me on Pat's side, which is ridiculous.  He says enough ludicrous things, they don't have to make up outrageous headlines over nothing every few days.


What's made up about the headline?

"If I were you, I would look back in your family. What in your family - do you have anybody involved in the occult, somebody in witchcraft or tarot cards or psychic things?"

Though seriously, anybody who turns to a televangelist for medical advice should probably not be allowed to have children.
 
2014-07-14 08:23:04 PM
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Was she turned into a newt?
 
2014-07-14 08:24:29 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I got better.


Sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes, they might work here.
 
2014-07-14 08:26:20 PM
Pat Robertson has a net worth of $100 million.
 
2014-07-14 08:28:06 PM
Dig through the ditches and
Burn through the witches
An' slam in the back of my
Dragula

   www.netanimations.net
 
2014-07-14 08:28:27 PM
It's watching a case of dementia worsen...but on tv.

This is great!
 
2014-07-14 08:29:59 PM
Everyone knows that killing the witch lifts the curse,  so this is bullshiat.

/Pat Robertson spewing BS?
//world view shattered
///pieces everywhere
 
2014-07-14 08:31:23 PM
*scans headline*

.............

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2014-07-14 08:31:45 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Weaver95: nice to see the evangelicals still find time to work in a bit of religious bigotry towards pagans and witches.   I guess they can't spend all their time hating gays.

Since there are no and never were any witches, I don't see the problem.


I beg to differ because just last week my friends and I built a bridge out of one.
 
2014-07-14 08:32:28 PM
Those witches be crazy, amiright Pat?
 
2014-07-14 08:33:08 PM

Precision Boobery: Pat Robertson has a net worth of $100 million.



That's a lot of fools parting way with their money.
 
2014-07-14 08:33:10 PM

Precision Boobery: Pat Robertson has a net worth of $100 million.


The wages of sin are tax exempt!

blaknissan.files.wordpress.com Sinners have a terrible union.
 
2014-07-14 08:33:35 PM
Cults and their imaginary friends that are so powerful and benevolent that a man has to write and speak for them.

But it's their right and if genius Mom thinks of Pat "Big Money" Robertson at the first signs of a potential medical issue instead of a doctor, more power to her. She just might be doing the species a favor and be culling her brood. Which is just dandy.
 
2014-07-14 08:34:06 PM
God provides abortions for the faithful.
 
2014-07-14 08:36:11 PM

sandbar67: Mugato: Isn't everyone who gives a shiat about what Pat Robertson has to say dead by now?

Everyone except Pat Robertson.

/soon, very soon


Not farking soon enough. He's like a Sith Lord with dementia.
 
2014-07-14 08:37:14 PM
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2014-07-14 08:37:14 PM
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2014-07-14 08:38:37 PM
Televangelist Pat Robertson advised a mother on Monday that she could cure her son's stomach pains by finding someone to cast out demons that were possibly caused by an ancestor who practiced witchcraft.

/Seriously? Is the dumbass tag for robertson or the stupid biatch who called in to ask advise from this cheap hack? I wouldn't ask him the time of day if he was wearing big ben on his wrist. The man has either totally lost his mind (which was questionably balanced to begin with), or he's so deep in his own bullshiat about God that he's just pulling ideas out of his ass.
 
2014-07-14 08:41:43 PM
I just finished two hours of dance class - y'know, Pat, that heathen movement of bodies - so I don't have the energy for a properly condescending denunciation of your idoicy. Just consider it done here, mmkay?
 
2014-07-14 08:42:57 PM
*idiocy

/hands don't work well, arms tired from tribal "relaxed" position, now there's a laugh
 
2014-07-14 08:45:28 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: ArcadianRefugee: Weaver95: nice to see the evangelicals still find time to work in a bit of religious bigotry towards pagans and witches.   I guess they can't spend all their time hating gays.

Since there are no and never were any witches, I don't see the problem.

I beg to differ because just last week my friends and I built a bridge out of one.


Did you run out of stone?
 
2014-07-14 08:47:56 PM
He's not wrong, per se, he's just a bit behind on the latest medical advances.  You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time.  Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like her son's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.  But nowadays we know that he is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or small dwarf living in his stomach.
 
2014-07-14 08:48:48 PM
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2014-07-14 08:49:19 PM
Witches are to blame for my sinful, four-hour erection.

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2014-07-14 08:50:26 PM

JesseL: He's a better performance artist/comedian than Andy Kaufman ever was.


/I'm wrestling with your grammar
// Pat Can't Play The Accordion Like Andy
/// And Yes ... There Is A Man On The Moon
 
2014-07-14 08:53:25 PM
Witches get stitches
 
2014-07-14 08:53:31 PM
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2014-07-14 08:54:42 PM

Dahnkster: Dig through the ditches and
Burn through the witches
An' slam in the back of my
Dragula

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I was thinking more along like this:

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But that's fine too.
 
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