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2014-07-14 07:38:27 PM
I kind of feel sorry for her.  Kind of.

But those kids.....I really feel bad for those kids.
 
2014-07-14 08:50:58 PM
why would you feel sorry for her?
she is a world class attention whore ....

her kids? they should take them away from her .... before she can damage them any more
 
2014-07-14 09:12:46 PM
Tan mom makes octomom look like mary poppins. I follow both on twitter and octomom's tweets are Shakespearean compared to the drunken drivel that tan mom spits out.

That said, you have to respect their talents.
 
2014-07-14 10:03:06 PM
Pathetic
 
2014-07-14 10:52:06 PM
But she's a celebrity?!
 
2014-07-15 12:06:58 AM
Leave Nadya alone!!1!
 
2014-07-15 12:12:16 AM
She should move to Japan and do tentacle porn.
 
2014-07-15 12:12:28 AM
She should just start a website like News Talk WIOD. She'll be rolling in the dough.
 
2014-07-15 12:12:31 AM

namatad: why would you feel sorry for her?
she is a world class attention whore ....


Well, yeah. Compared to her TheDavid is a piker.


her kids? they should take them away from her .... before she can damage them any more

Um, and do what with them? Most kids taken away from their parents don't instantly get to be princesses. A lot are worse off than they'd be with people whose only flaw is being... Nadya Suleman.

Does she molest them? Starve them? Beat them? She doesn't even put them on TV.

All you farkers who'd rather have been starved, molested and beaten than be raised by a neurotic dink please raise your hands.

Then hide your kids before they're taken from you for their own immediate safety.
 
2014-07-15 12:14:13 AM

The One True TheDavid: namatad: why would you feel sorry for her?
she is a world class attention whore ....

Well, yeah. Compared to her TheDavid is a piker.


her kids? they should take them away from her .... before she can damage them any more

Um, and do what with them? Most kids taken away from their parents don't instantly get to be princesses. A lot are worse off than they'd be with people whose only flaw is being... Nadya Suleman.

Does she molest them? Starve them? Beat them? She doesn't even put them on TV.

All you farkers who'd rather have been starved, molested and beaten than be raised by a neurotic dink please raise your hands.

Then hide your kids before they're taken from you for their own immediate safety.


She's not going to fark you... actually she might for $50.
 
2014-07-15 12:15:33 AM
I know tons of biatches who gave birth to at least 8 kids at once and they all turned out fine. Granted they were dogs...
 
2014-07-15 12:16:11 AM
I said, I BET IT'S AS BIG AS A HAT!
 
2014-07-15 12:17:31 AM
I feel sorry for the thousands of moms who actually need welfare and use it right that this clown car is hurting by reinforcing the welfare moocher stereotype.

These people are a blight foremost on the least fortunate, no joke.
 
2014-07-15 12:20:14 AM
Hell, if she can survive all that negative media publicity and still take care of those kids, and not get put in jail, then she deserves a break. Let her fade in to obscurity for all our sake, please.
 
2014-07-15 12:23:55 AM

granolasteak: I kind of feel sorry for her.  Kind of.

But those kids.....I really feel bad for those kids.


I feel incredibly sorry for the kids, and the only reason she should get all the welfare she wants is so those poor kids can have some kind of life.
 
2014-07-15 12:26:06 AM

Degenz: Hell, if she can survive all that negative media publicity and still take care of those kids, and not get put in jail, then she deserves a break. Let her fade in to obscurity for all our sake, please.


I honestly do not see the problem. The state provides the bread. She provides the circus. Seems like win-win to me.
 
2014-07-15 12:26:30 AM
Suleman became famous in 2009 by giving birth to eight children who quickly became the world's longest-surviving octuplets. Like her six older children, they were conceived by in-vitro fertilization.

Octomom is actually fourteenomom?
 
2014-07-15 12:33:30 AM
Hasn't she OD'd yet?
 
2014-07-15 12:34:30 AM
Why not just do all of us a favor and kill them all with fire?
 
2014-07-15 12:36:47 AM
Clearly this is Obama's fault.
 
2014-07-15 12:37:48 AM
I want my money back.

Her porno was like watching construction equipment driving into the Chunnel.
 
2014-07-15 12:37:51 AM
nolo contendere ?

i.imgur.com

More like yolo con tender... amirite? *

* For the record, I am NOT right. (hotdog-down-a-hall.jpg)
 
2014-07-15 12:40:39 AM
Her real mistake was not exploiting the Quiverful-angle. If she had started spouting right wing talking points when she had the kids she'd have her own show and Super PAC by now.

/The Nadye Sulemon Radio Hour
//OctoPac
///see: SE Cupp, Sarah Palin
 
2014-07-15 12:44:27 AM

worlddan: Degenz: Hell, if she can survive all that negative media publicity and still take care of those kids, and not get put in jail, then she deserves a break. Let her fade in to obscurity for all our sake, please.

I honestly do not see the problem. The state provides the bread. She provides the circus. Seems like win-win to me.


That she's gone through all this bullshiat and still managed to avoid DFS taking those kids away is a minor miracle in itself. You'd think the Christian fundy pro-life crowd would be falling all over them themselves to assist her...but then she's a single mom, so go figure.
 
2014-07-15 12:45:05 AM

Dahnkster: nolo contendere ?

[i.imgur.com image 480x480]

More like yolo con tender... amirite? *

* For the record, I am NOT right. (hotdog-down-a-hall.jpg)


A gif works better....

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-15 12:46:44 AM
 
2014-07-15 01:10:39 AM

Dahnkster: nolo contendere ?

[i.imgur.com image 480x480]

More like yolo con tender... amirite? *

* For the record, I am NOT right. (hotdog-down-a-hall.jpg)


Slam1263: I want my money back.

Her porno was like watching construction equipment driving into the Chunnel.



Haven't we covered this? She is asexual. She had the kids by C-Section, and she never had sex to acquire any of them. She doesn't enjoy sex with partners, and her lady-parts are probably tighter than a Conservative politician at a fundraiser for homeless gay kids.

There's just no evidence that her hoo-ha is the gaping maw you try to base your jokes on, which neuters the jokes because they make no sense.

Hotdog-down-a-hallway jokes apply to women who have lots of lovers, not women who have ZERO lovers and a bunch of kids surgically removed from her womb. Save your gigantic cooze jokes for the likes of Lindsey Lohan or any of the Kardashians who don't resemble a Wookiee.
 
2014-07-15 01:11:50 AM

nickdaisy: Tan mom makes octomom look like mary poppins. I follow both on twitter and octomom's tweets are Shakespearean compared to the drunken drivel that tan mom spits out.

That said, you have to respect their talents.


phillbarron.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-15 01:12:24 AM
I set out one boring afternoon to rub one out to this gal.  She was sitting on the side of a bathtub I think, awkwardly working herself over with a vibrator while steadily glancing off camera for instructions.  I guess the director must have told her to lick the vibrator, so she shoves the thing in her mouth while it's still going, and you could hear the thing rattling around on her teeth.  I laughed my farking ass off right then and there.

Honestly you have to watch it.  There's nothing attractive about it whatsoever, but the ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting- ting-ting-ting-ting of that thing bouncing around inside of her maw is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in any form of porn.

/csb
 
2014-07-15 01:20:05 AM

Shrugging Atlas: I set out one boring afternoon to rub one out to this gal.  She was sitting on the side of a bathtub I think, awkwardly working herself over with a vibrator while steadily glancing off camera for instructions.  I guess the director must have told her to lick the vibrator, so she shoves the thing in her mouth while it's still going, and you could hear the thing rattling around on her teeth.  I laughed my farking ass off right then and there.

Honestly you have to watch it.  There's nothing attractive about it whatsoever, but the ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting- ting-ting-ting-ting of that thing bouncing around inside of her maw is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in any form of porn.

/csb


Like I said... She's legitimately asexual. I think the whole video thing was just alien to her.
 
2014-07-15 01:34:04 AM
The One True TheDavid:
All you farkers who'd rather have been starved, molested and beaten than be raised by a neurotic dink please raise your hands.

A  lot of farkers are fat undersexed masochists so you might have some takers.
 
2014-07-15 01:35:29 AM
comment on the site:  I would still do her in a heartbeat.

The internet comes through for me again.
 
2014-07-15 01:37:09 AM
Shrugging Atlas:  Honestly you have to watch it.  There's nothing attractive about it whatsoever, but the ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting- ting-ting-ting-ting of that thing bouncing around inside of her maw is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in any form of porn.

I decided to give this a go, but unfortunately had Googled "tan mom" in a separate tab earlier (not saying it was nickdaisy's fault, but that's why I had that tab open) and thought octamom's name was "Patricia Krentcil".....


dorkshelf.com
 
2014-07-15 01:42:29 AM
What I want to know is who the hell greenlit her for IV fertilization after having 6 already.

Shes a cadse of "too many kids to afford" and knowing folks that want but cant have children, this lady is an insult.
 
2014-07-15 02:01:04 AM

eq2imora: What I want to know is who the hell greenlit her for IV fertilization after having 6 already.

Shes a cadse of "too many kids to afford" and knowing folks that want but cant have children, this lady is an insult.


I hope you're happy.  For asking a question like that, you are instantly worse than Hitler.
 
2014-07-15 02:19:27 AM
First thing I think of when I think of this lard-brained broodmare:

29.media.tumblr.com

Second:

www.metal-archives.com

Third:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-15 02:20:25 AM

nickdaisy: Tan mom makes octomom look like mary poppins. I follow both on twitter and octomom's tweets are Shakespearean compared to the drunken drivel that tan mom spits out.

That said, you have to respect their talents.


you'll somehow be describing said "talents" soon right?

She has no talents. She's an oven. Last disgusting baby factory that wouldn't even work without modern science. She should be made infertile and all those stupid kids sent  to Afghanistan or somewhere that I don't have to endure them.
 
2014-07-15 02:29:28 AM
en·abler
 noun \i-ˈnā-blər, -bəl-ər\

One that enables another to achieve an end; especially :  one who enables another to persist in self-destructive behavior (as substance abuse) by providing excuses or by making it possible to avoid the consequences of such behavior
 
2014-07-15 02:35:18 AM
@Dreamless, typically IVF is not done in women that have a huge arse brood like that. She didnt need more. Especially when she seems to have trouble feeding them.If you cant afford the kids, dont have them. Theres a number of reasons I didnt for years and that was one of them.She disgusts me.
 
2014-07-15 02:44:25 AM
kling_klang_bed:
Third:

[i.imgur.com image 499x263]


(EVERY_WTF_JPG_AND_GIF_IN_THE_WORLD_HERE)
 
2014-07-15 03:12:39 AM

kling_klang_bed: First thing I think of when I think of this lard-brained broodmare:



Second:



Third:


Is that third one from Machine girl? Robogeisha?

It seems like one those, I know I've seen it but I can't recall
 
2014-07-15 03:21:11 AM

eq2imora: @Dreamless, typically IVF is not done in women that have a huge arse brood like that. She didnt need more. Especially when she seems to have trouble feeding them.If you cant afford the kids, dont have them. Theres a number of reasons I didnt for years and that was one of them.She disgusts me.


Sorry.  I guess my sarcasm wasn't readily apparent.  It's just that every time someone says something reasonable like, "Maybe someone like that shouldn't have had those kids," someone else gets all, "SLIPPERY SLOPE EUGENICS!!!!@!@@"
 
2014-07-15 03:23:57 AM

ILoveBurritos: kling_klang_bed: First thing I think of when I think of this lard-brained broodmare:

Second:

Third:

Is that third one from Machine girl? Robogeisha?

It seems like one those, I know I've seen it but I can't recall


Not sure. I just found it while Google searching 'big vagina' images.
 
2014-07-15 06:37:37 AM

kling_klang_bed: ILoveBurritos: kling_klang_bed: First thing I think of when I think of this lard-brained broodmare:

Second:

Third:

Is that third one from Machine girl? Robogeisha?

It seems like one those, I know I've seen it but I can't recall

Not sure. I just found it while Google searching 'big vagina' images.


Dag nabbit, it's from Tokyo Gore Police, I saw those 3 close to each other, now I can't tell them apart.
 
2014-07-15 07:26:50 AM
Fark that stupid biatch.  The doctors the knocked her up with her litter need to pay it back.
 
2014-07-15 07:27:15 AM

granolasteak: I kind of feel sorry for her.  Kind of.

But those kids.....I really feel bad for those kids.


Did that one kid ever have his cleft palate fixed?
Isn't that something that should've been done ASAP?

Methinks it ought to have taken precedence over Mommy's tummy tuck and lip implants...
 
2014-07-15 07:44:20 AM
To go back to a previous thread tan mom and octomom are prime examples of people I cannot respect (they want respect for that?) but if I ever met them I would treat with respect because that is a basic human right in my eyes.

It`s an important difference to be able to understand
 
2014-07-15 07:48:53 AM

Dreamless: eq2imora: What I want to know is who the hell greenlit her for IV fertilization after having 6 already.

Shes a cadse of "too many kids to afford" and knowing folks that want but cant have children, this lady is an insult.

I hope you're happy.  For asking a question like that, you are instantly worse than Hitler.


I received a reply similar to this when I questioned her judgement in choosing to have MORE children when she couldn't care for the ones she'd already produced...except it was serious.

The gist of it was "She wants to HAVE BABIES! There is nothing more important than HAVING BABIES!
How dare you question a woman's choice to HAVE MORE BABIES!"

/ The operative phrase would appear to be 'have(ing) babies'
 
2014-07-15 07:49:02 AM

Nix Nightbird: Hotdog-down-a-hallway jokes apply to women who have lots of lovers, not women who have ZERO lovers and a bunch of kids surgically removed from her womb.


Nope, they apply to women that have had lots of kids, which stretch the vagina into the shape and texture of a supermarket carrier bag.

The amount of lovers makes no difference unless they had a penis the size of a baby. You have a point about the kids being cut out but not with lovers.

Your understanding of the effects of lovers on the female anatomy seems limited.
 
2014-07-15 07:53:44 AM

syzygy whizz: Dreamless: eq2imora: What I want to know is who the hell greenlit her for IV fertilization after having 6 already.

Shes a cadse of "too many kids to afford" and knowing folks that want but cant have children, this lady is an insult.

I hope you're happy.  For asking a question like that, you are instantly worse than Hitler.

I received a reply similar to this when I questioned her judgement in choosing to have MORE children when she couldn't care for the ones she'd already produced...except it was serious.

The gist of it was "She wants to HAVE BABIES! There is nothing more important than HAVING BABIES!
How dare you question a woman's choice to HAVE MORE BABIES!"

/ The operative phrase would appear to be 'have(ing) babies'


Women are not a special case when deciding if someone is just being a twat and should not be allowed to go further in their chosen course of action. There is a modern disease that says that whatever a women chooses to do is `empowering` even if it is stupid and whatever men do is `dominating and controlling` even if it is the same action (which can be stupid).

This is especially true if what they want to do is have more kids. Nobody is allowed to say "maybe it`s not a good idea to have another child because you can`t feed the ones you have now without other people paying for them"
 
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