kxs401: "Is that poop or chocolate?.... Okay, chocolate."
RexTalionis: Wait, will these suggested things make it into the book?And if they do, doesn't Fark's Term of Service mean that we are giving you a license to create derivative works with it, meaning we'll likely get no compensation for it anyway?/I'm just asking questions.
DonWrite: This makes me wish I'd written down these things. Seems like every few days I have a "huh. never thought I'd ever have to say that to someone" moment.
Ponzholio: How long do you think I could leave my kid in the car seat while I'm at work?/too soon?
MIAppologia: My dad just recently had to tell his grandkid "Aedan! If you wrap the dog up in the blanket, she'll roll away! Now unwrap her!"
KingKauff: Oh lawd! I read that in his German accent
Drew: Nobody pees on ANYONEYou
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