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(New York Daily News)   Tracy Morgan speaks to fans for first time since the wreck. He looks good. I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant   (nydailynews.com) divider line 74
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2014-07-14 05:04:17 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-14 05:42:13 PM  
Recover soon funny guy

I can't believe someone already posted my favorite TM character

usatlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-14 06:18:29 PM  
Wow he has lost a lot of weight.  That'll happen though.  He's made me laugh so much over the years I'm glad he's doing ok.
 
2014-07-14 06:23:59 PM  
I hope stays away from his chemicals.
 
2014-07-14 06:25:44 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Recover soon funny guy

I can't believe someone already posted my favorite TM character

[usatlife.files.wordpress.com image 400x301]


Someone did that? That's CRAZY!
 
2014-07-14 06:26:33 PM  
Lame comic is lame
 
2014-07-14 06:27:41 PM  

stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame


On the whole I'd agree with you, but he does have his moments.
 
2014-07-14 06:29:16 PM  

stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame


12 year old on the internet is virgin.
 
2014-07-14 06:30:54 PM  
I need to write a greasemonkey script that automatically appends ", Liz Lemon!" after every post in a Tracy Morgan thread, Liz Lemon!
 
2014-07-14 06:31:38 PM  
YAYYY TRACY!
Break a leg.
 
2014-07-14 06:32:10 PM  
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhhhh, I'm Richard Pryor with the gold shoes, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'ma fingerfark you by the racqetball courts with my gloves with the fingers cut off, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.  Darryl Dawkins is my biological father, yeahhhhhhh.  Jay Mohrs is the truth.  Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.  Jay Mohrs I been watchin you Jay Mohrs.  Lets get arrabody PRENNINT Jay Mohrs!
 
2014-07-14 06:33:23 PM  

stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame


he actually seems to be getting around OK.
 
2014-07-14 06:33:49 PM  
On the bright side, at least now he has an excuse for sounding retarded
 
2014-07-14 06:35:20 PM  
Looks like he's pumped full of pain killers. But hard to tell, since his character on 30 Rock looked the same way most of the time.
 
2014-07-14 06:36:26 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame

On the whole I'd agree with you, but he does have his moments.


THIS
 
2014-07-14 06:36:28 PM  
Looks pretty gay to me.
 
2014-07-14 06:36:53 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame

On the whole I'd agree with you, but he does have his moments.


Shadowtag: stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame

12 year old on the internet is virgin.


Pretty sure it was a joke about him using a walker.


By the way, Tracy Morgan needing a walker is the saddest picture I've seen all day. I hope he recovers well.
 
2014-07-14 06:39:15 PM  
Hope his lawsuit against Walmart isn't settled out of court and the Department of Transporation brings some serious pain if misconduct is proven. Somebody driving THAT sleep deprived is as much a menace as a drunk driver.
 
2014-07-14 06:41:48 PM  
Looks like he got hit by a truck.
 
2014-07-14 06:42:59 PM  
He will never win that lawsuit, because walmart will argue completely correctly that Tracy wouldn't have been hurt at all if he could put on a farking seatbelt.
 
2014-07-14 06:43:57 PM  
Get better soon, Hustle Man.
 
2014-07-14 06:53:31 PM  
Walmart's statement thus far is that they're "deeply sorry" and "cooperating fully."

Those ain't fighting words. Those are "mitigate our losses because we know we're losing" words

The trucker's name IS Mr. Roper, so perhaps they're going to try to blame that insidious Audra Lindley for keeping him awake demanding sex all night.
 
2014-07-14 06:55:36 PM  
Who?

/Has his moments,  98% meh
 
2014-07-14 06:57:32 PM  
I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.
 
2014-07-14 06:58:31 PM  
cdn.hark.com
 
2014-07-14 06:59:09 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.


what's for dinner?
 
2014-07-14 07:00:50 PM  
While I find his previous opinions regarding people in the LGBT community to be unfortunate he seemed to be trying his best to be more accepting, and he certainly didn't deserve this sort of thing to happen to him. I hope he recovers swiftly, and as painlessly as possible.
 
2014-07-14 07:02:07 PM  
You can't force truck drivers to sleep so they won't be a danger on the roads. That's socialism, and anti business.

Take back America from "Obama's regulators!"
 
2014-07-14 07:02:23 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.


Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...
 
2014-07-14 07:06:00 PM  

Boo_Guy: charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.

Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...


Then I see the second "mistake", smack myself, and go sit in the corner.
 
2014-07-14 07:09:25 PM  
Tracy had a wreck?
 
2014-07-14 07:14:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...


Tracy Jordan is Tracy Morgan's character on 30 Rock.

/i don't even watch the show and I know that
 
2014-07-14 07:17:53 PM  
Hey Fark, you know Tracy has other jokes besides middle school one?
 
2014-07-14 07:18:47 PM  
Yeah, looks fairly good, considering he just battled thousands of Yangs.
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
/obscure?
 
2014-07-14 07:22:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Hey Fark, you know Tracy has other jokes besides middle school one?


He does? He should tell them sometime, they might actually be funny
 
2014-07-14 07:23:44 PM  

Roook: Wow he has lost a lot of weight.  That'll happen though.  He's made me laugh so much over the years I'm glad he's doing ok.


The Hospitalised Diet. It really works.
 
2014-07-14 07:24:46 PM  
Moving gingerly and leaning on a walker

He was sober but passed-out drunk.
 
2014-07-14 07:26:14 PM  

uncleacid: Looks like he got hit by a truck.


Snort.
 
2014-07-14 07:27:00 PM  

Roook: Wow he has lost a lot of weight.  That'll happen though.  He's made me laugh so much over the years I'm glad he's doing ok.


I would imagine that having your leg splintered in a few directions acts as an incentive not to load it up.
 
2014-07-14 07:28:13 PM  

That Guy Jeff: IamKaiserSoze!!!: stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame

On the whole I'd agree with you, but he does have his moments.

Shadowtag: stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame

12 year old on the internet is virgin.

Pretty sure it was a joke about him using a walker.


By the way, Tracy Morgan needing a walker is the saddest picture I've seen all day. I hope he recovers well.


Funny, for me that was dead infants in Gaza. But TM on a walker is pretty sad.
 
2014-07-14 07:34:31 PM  

rbuzby: You can't force truck drivers to sleep so they won't be a danger on the roads. That's socialism, and anti business.

Take back America from "Obama's regulators!"


psycho
 
2014-07-14 07:41:20 PM  

Boo_Guy: charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.

Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...


Well I know his real name is Tracy
Morgan but I was referring to the character
 
2014-07-14 07:42:21 PM  

Uncle Pooky: charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.

what's for dinner?


stew but with cheese instead of water
 
2014-07-14 07:47:43 PM  
I was going to write something but I was just thinking....


How weird is it that we eat birds?
 
2014-07-14 07:51:25 PM  

stirfrybry: Lame comic is lame


theimpactnews.com
 
2014-07-14 07:55:33 PM  

phillydrifter: Boo_Guy: Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...

Tracy Jordan is Tracy Morgan's character on 30 Rock.

/i don't even watch the show and I know that


charlesmartel11235: Boo_Guy: charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.

Not sure if spelled wrong on purpose or just fat-fingered mistake...

Well I know his real name is Tracy
Morgan but I was referring to the character


Yea,  I'm from Canada so I'm slow eh.

/Occasionally watch the show,  never heard his last name on it
 
2014-07-14 07:58:55 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I'm in the middle of rewatching all of 30 Rock. That show is brilliant, like family guy for people who went to college, cutaways and all. It's one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud . Tracy Jordan makes the show too. He's farking hilarious.


For me, Jack Donaghy was the best character on that show. Or Kenneth.
 
2014-07-14 07:59:48 PM  

Zombie DJ: I was going to write something but I was just thinking....


How weird is it that we eat birds?


Would you feel better if they were dinosaurs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_birds

/bronto burgers
 
2014-07-14 08:02:33 PM  
Dr. Spaceman!!!
 
2014-07-14 08:05:21 PM  
Meh, bet he shops at Wal-Mart.
 
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