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(The Smoking Gun)   It's a Kodak Moment and tongues are wagging in this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 71
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2014-07-14 12:27:04 PM  
♫ She's got Elvis Presly thighs... ♫
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2014-07-14 12:30:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ She's got Elvis Presly thighs... ♫
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x651]


Hahaha :-D
 
2014-07-14 12:35:41 PM  
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Penis goes where?


www.thesmokinggun.com
Oh yes it does!
 
2014-07-14 12:39:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-14 12:40:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-14 01:26:21 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com
www.thehollywoodnews.comYa mad bastard
 
2014-07-14 03:16:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 04:14:44 PM  
#6 is underage I think.
 
2014-07-14 04:14:58 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

But WAIT! There's MORE!

 
2014-07-14 04:15:26 PM  
Eli Manning?
 
2014-07-14 04:16:59 PM  
Good Eli:

cdn.splitsider.com

Bad Eli:

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-07-14 04:17:13 PM  

WTFDYW: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

But WAIT! There's MORE!


Penis can go there and there too!
 
2014-07-14 04:19:33 PM  

little big man: Good Eli:

[cdn.splitsider.com image 375x281]

Bad Eli:

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]


Beat me to it.
 
2014-07-14 04:20:28 PM  
Tongues wagging...

You mean like this?

gifsoup.com
 
2014-07-14 04:25:28 PM  
Jail seems like a really good place to have huge gauges in your ears.  I'm not a violent criminal and I still get the occasional urge to yank those things out.
 
2014-07-14 04:28:15 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Tongues wagging...

You mean like this?

[gifsoup.com image 320x180]


Still better than this

www.eonline.com
 
2014-07-14 04:28:37 PM  

for good or for awesome: Jail seems like a really good place to have huge gauges in your ears.  I'm not a violent criminal and I still get the occasional urge to yank those things out.


Pretty sure they make you take out all jewelery, so if you were in the clink, you'd be yanking on skin flaps that resemble a stretched butthole dangling off an ear.
 
2014-07-14 04:29:17 PM  
Hey, sailor, I found that coil of rope you were looking for.
www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-07-14 04:30:24 PM  
Charges not specified.

www.thesmokinggun.com

Perhaps not crazy.
/Yes, I would.
 
2014-07-14 04:31:11 PM  
Hopefully #2 will find out her mugshot was in a SG roundup, take a look at the other entries, and do some serious thinking about her choices in life.
 
2014-07-14 04:35:30 PM  
No charges listed.


So we're just taking the tour!  No arrest.  Just driving around.
 
2014-07-14 04:39:01 PM  
Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of rope line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry
 
2014-07-14 04:45:34 PM  
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ANDY ROONEY IS ALIVE AFTER ALL!!! I KNEW IT!!!!

"You know what I hate about my cell mate? It's all those multiple cornholings throughout the entire day. And he won't even let me take my Metamucil or change my Depends after he's done"
 
2014-07-14 04:45:42 PM  
"Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-07-14 04:48:16 PM  

johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry


I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.
 
2014-07-14 05:14:51 PM  
isn't that a guy with  rope a wig on his head???


/aren't they all...
 
2014-07-14 05:16:52 PM  
If Billy Mays and Vince Offer had a child...
fc09.deviantart.net
You would get this;
www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2014-07-14 05:19:19 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry

I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.


And the bell rope!
 
2014-07-14 05:22:28 PM  
img.fark.net
I told her, "One more time, and bam!, right in the kisser."  Yes sir, I warned her.
 
2014-07-14 05:23:24 PM  
Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?
 
2014-07-14 05:24:59 PM  
♫ And that's Uncle Joe, he's a'movin' kinda slow at the Junction.... Petticoat Junction ♫
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 05:26:23 PM  
Your head, it is very very beautiful, lady...

img.fark.net

...for me to POOP ON!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 05:26:36 PM  
img.fark.net

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-14 05:26:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-14 05:26:53 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 05:28:31 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

www.survivingcollege.com
 
2014-07-14 05:30:08 PM  
Sorta threadjack.  When searching for my previous gif, I stumbled upon this beauty...

heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com

/sorta threadjack
 
2014-07-14 05:30:22 PM  

skinink: "Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 300x375]


I'm envisioning something like 'The Wiz' being done to 'Star Wars'... and I kind of like the idea... this should happen!
 
2014-07-14 05:31:57 PM  

Misconduc: Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?


All the time.  If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest
 
2014-07-14 05:35:35 PM  
Is #14 the guy that plays lafayette in true blood?
 
2014-07-14 05:37:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: All the time. If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest


Location:Boise, Idaho

www.clrsearch.com

/Tell us how it is in the 'hood Smeggy Smurf!
 
2014-07-14 05:39:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 05:39:47 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com
v.cdn.vine.co

Dagnab it!
 
2014-07-14 05:43:55 PM  

johnnygew: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x525]
[v.cdn.vine.co image 480x480]

Dagnab it!


lol...comedy gold!
 
2014-07-14 05:52:22 PM  

toraque: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x467]
Penis goes where?


[www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]
Oh yes it does!


came for this
 
2014-07-14 05:59:16 PM  
At first I read this one's charge as "Arrested for demonic assault."


www.thesmokinggun.com

I'm sure y'all see why.

And as for this one:

www.thesmokinggun.com

Finger does NOT go in wall socket!
 
2014-07-14 05:59:34 PM  

Sofa King Smart: skinink: "Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 300x375]

I'm envisioning something like 'The Wiz' being done to 'Star Wars'... and I kind of like the idea... this should happen!


Tyler Perry presents: Wayans in Space and shiat.
 
2014-07-14 06:01:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Misconduc:

Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?

All the time.  If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest


Bullshiat. As a white guy on "welfare" I can say that.
 
2014-07-14 06:03:44 PM  
So gather moments while you may, collect the dreams you dream today.
Remember, will you remember the times of your life?
 
2014-07-14 06:08:28 PM  

Orgata: Galloping Galoshes: johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry

I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.

And the bell rope!


Wrong! "Line" is rope with a purpose. If it's just a loose coil hanging around where this silly bunt can find it, it's still "rope".

/unless it's a buntline
 
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