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(Yahoo)   The only person hotter than German World Cup hero Mario Goetze right now is his girlfriend. Wow   (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-07-14 01:57:54 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-14 02:15:25 PM  
s.yimg.com

i2.photobucket.com  i539.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-14 02:30:45 PM  
i thought that word was persona non grata around these parts
 
2014-07-14 02:31:55 PM  
She needs a sammich.
 
2014-07-14 02:37:45 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She needs a sammich.


She'd be expensive to keep. All the savings on food would be spent on eyebrow pencils.
 
2014-07-14 02:38:35 PM  
That Hansel Goetze is so hot right now.
 
2014-07-14 02:39:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She needs a sammich.


And you bang fat chicks, it's fine
 
2014-07-14 02:42:24 PM  
Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks
 
2014-07-14 02:48:18 PM  
How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?
 
2014-07-14 02:50:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She needs a sammich.


How about a cream pie?
 
2014-07-14 02:50:19 PM  

Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks


Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?
 
2014-07-14 02:51:59 PM  
Wow, headline was not kidding. She's smokin'. Good job, Mario.
 
2014-07-14 02:53:32 PM  
Holy frijoles, a professional athlete has a hot girlfriend. I've never seen that before! WOW!


/not sports
 
2014-07-14 02:59:17 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Lt. Cheese Weasel: She needs a sammich.

How about a cream pie?



She looks like more of a Strawberry Shortcake-kinda broad.
 
2014-07-14 03:02:50 PM  

smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?


sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-07-14 03:03:12 PM  
I'd let her usurp me.
 
2014-07-14 03:03:57 PM  

Di Atribe: Holy frijoles, a professional athlete has a hot girlfriend. I've never seen that before! WOW!



In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.
 
2014-07-14 03:04:45 PM  
on CBS this morning Gayle King said "his lingerie model g/f, it's never his librarian g/f"
/rich guys have hot g/fs?
//film at 11....
///nothing wrong with a naughty librarian though.......
 
2014-07-14 03:08:25 PM  
wait?  you're telling me professional athletes have hot girlfriends?  i was not aware...
 
2014-07-14 03:11:36 PM  
i noticed how all the girlfriends (all hot btw)..  were all up in their boyfriend's faces interfering with their enjoyment of their victory.


/ "get outta my face for 5 farking minute will ya?  i just won the world cup!!  it's not about you honey.  it's not about you."
 
2014-07-14 03:11:47 PM  

LemSkroob: How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?


The original trophy was a cup, but was given to Brazil and replaced in 1970 with the current trophy.

Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.


It's not just Goetze that has done well for himself, lots of the German players have ridiculously good looking  girldfriends/wives
 
2014-07-14 03:12:36 PM  

Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.


No debate there, but that doesn't make this a sports story. This is tangential at best & probably belongs in the entertainment tab under "Holy shiat, a beautiful woman! I can't believe it!"
 
2014-07-14 03:16:22 PM  

Di Atribe: Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

No debate there, but that doesn't make this a sports story. This is tangential at best & probably belongs in the entertainment tab under "Holy shiat, a beautiful woman! I can't believe it!"


under "young, rich, fit, and famous men can attract beautiful women somehow..."
 
2014-07-14 03:16:48 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-14 03:21:35 PM  

smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?


My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.
 
2014-07-14 03:30:03 PM  

organizmx: smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?

My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-14 03:33:21 PM  

Piizzadude: (assorted drivel)

 
2014-07-14 03:33:58 PM  
hmmm, picture failed.

stop-liking-what-I-don't-like.jpg.

/fark it
 
2014-07-14 03:35:53 PM  

Piizzadude: organizmx: smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?

My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 226x223]


Threw away my picture but whatever....

turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-14 03:37:53 PM  
I'd let her kick my balls around. Wait, that doesnt sound right.
 
2014-07-14 03:39:16 PM  

Norfolking Chance: LemSkroob: How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?

The original trophy was a cup, but was given to Brazil and replaced in 1970 with the current trophy.


So they couldn't have (a) changed the name or (b) designed a new trophy with a cup component? Its still stupidity to call that foil-wrapped Golden Globe a "cup"


Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

It's not just Goetze that has done well for himself, lots of the German players have ridiculously good looking  girldfriends/wives


Breaking news: rich and famous men attract whores. Film at 11.
 
2014-07-14 03:46:25 PM  

Norfolking Chance: LemSkroob: How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?

The original trophy was a cup, but was given to Brazil and replaced in 1970 with the current trophy.

Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

It's not just Goetze that has done well for himself, lots of the German players have ridiculously good looking  girldfriends/wives


If you (or anyone else in this thread) haven't been to Germany, do yourself a favor.  It's not just the WAGs.
 
2014-07-14 03:46:29 PM  

Piizzadude: Piizzadude: organizmx: smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?

My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 226x223]

Threw away my picture but whatever....

[turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com image 548x401]


Yes, I prefer sports where freakishly large men run very hard at each other for 4-6 seconds, then spend the next 45-120 seconds standing around talking.

MUCH more exciting.
 
2014-07-14 03:52:32 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Norfolking Chance: LemSkroob: How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?

The original trophy was a cup, but was given to Brazil and replaced in 1970 with the current trophy.

Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

It's not just Goetze that has done well for himself, lots of the German players have ridiculously good looking  girldfriends/wives

If you (or anyone else in this thread) haven't been to Germany, do yourself a favor.  It's not just the WAGs.


came here to mention that......
/carry on
 
2014-07-14 04:07:21 PM  

Alphakronik: Piizzadude: Piizzadude: organizmx: smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?

My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 226x223]

Threw away my picture but whatever....

[turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com image 548x401]

Yes, I prefer sports where freakishly large men run very hard at each other for 4-6 seconds, then spend the next 45-120 seconds standing around talking.

MUCH more exciting.


cdn.fansided.com

Fine if football is not your sport but let me introduce you to a real cup in a real sport.
 
2014-07-14 04:37:21 PM  
attractive yes but needs sandwiches
 
2014-07-14 04:53:51 PM  
Her boyfriend clearly likes her. (PNSFW
 
2014-07-14 04:56:31 PM  
Lived in Germany for four years. The women there are no hotter than anywhere else. Czech on the other hand....WOW. Every woman there looked beautiful, and could be had for the promise of a green card. I keed.

/Hot Czechs.
 
2014-07-14 05:04:31 PM  
yes please......img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 06:14:10 PM  
WTF? Her suit and tattoo are PS'd on. She probably had a few different pics made to jump on the bandwagon of whichever team won.


pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-07-14 06:19:21 PM  
1 incorrect keystroke when you gis his name and youre going to have problems.
 
2014-07-14 06:22:18 PM  

Norfolking Chance: LemSkroob: How can it be a "cup" when the trophy is in no what shaped like a cup?

The original trophy was a cup, but was given to Brazil and replaced in 1970 with the current trophy.

Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

It's not just Goetze that has done well for himself, lots of the German players have ridiculously good looking  girldfriends/wives


Yeah the surprise was one player who had a rather average looking girlfriend.
 
2014-07-14 07:54:50 PM  

Piizzadude: Threw away my picture but whatever....

turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com


I'm wondering where on the exciting scale "trolling about something you don't like". I feel like that would rank pretty far down the list, but then again I'm not a total asshat, so you might have a different opinion.
 
2014-07-14 08:21:34 PM  

NYRBill: yes please......[img.fark.net image 630x628]


Absolutely. Paulaner on tap is amazing.
 
2014-07-14 08:29:38 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-14 09:17:27 PM  

caddisfly: NYRBill: yes please......[img.fark.net image 630x628]

Absolutely. Paulaner on tap is amazing.


yes, and her serving it is a bonus.....
 
2014-07-15 03:24:44 AM  

Di Atribe: Mateorocks: In all fairness, the World Cup does bring us some unbelievable international arm candy.

No debate there, but that doesn't make this a sports story. This is tangential at best & probably belongs in the entertainment tab under "Holy shiat, a beautiful woman! I can't believe it!"


...Says the Tony Romo jock gobbler without any sense of irony.

/ Cute Romo: OMG he's mine let me say that all season
// Cute Women: OMG not a sports story
 
2014-07-15 08:19:36 AM  

Piizzadude: Alphakronik: Piizzadude: Piizzadude: organizmx: smurfco: Piizzadude: Yes because it is so worth putting up with a month long crapfest to see a few hot chicks

Every World Cup thread, eh?  Slow day at Papa John's?

My guess is that he's overweight, incredibly insecure with his own body, and is threatened by these athletic soccer players.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 226x223]

Threw away my picture but whatever....

[turtleboysports.files.wordpress.com image 548x401]

Yes, I prefer sports where freakishly large men run very hard at each other for 4-6 seconds, then spend the next 45-120 seconds standing around talking.

MUCH more exciting.

[cdn.fansided.com image 656x560]

Fine if football is not your sport but let me introduce you to a real cup in a real sport.


*stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg*
 
2014-07-15 08:19:52 AM  

Wizzywig: Lived in Germany for four years. The women there are no hotter than anywhere else. Czech on the other hand....WOW. Every woman there looked beautiful, and could be had for the promise of a green card. I keed.

/Hot Czechs.


I second this statement, and add Romania as a close second.
 
2014-07-15 12:40:53 PM  
um ...

www.football.co.uk
 
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