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2014-07-14 10:52:54 AM  
He is not kidding.
 
2014-07-14 10:55:56 AM  
It's kinda easy when you listen to the G'd up sound.
 
2014-07-14 12:46:44 PM  
Let's just refer to him as G now, he's earned it.
 
2014-07-14 03:06:17 PM  
What did Jerry have to say?
 
2014-07-14 03:07:01 PM  

give me doughnuts: What did Jerry have to say?


Splurt.
 
2014-07-14 03:18:05 PM  
Dr Dre must be proud.
 
2014-07-14 03:18:26 PM  
Hello....Jerry.
 
2014-07-14 03:19:39 PM  
I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.
 
2014-07-14 03:23:53 PM  

rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.


I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.
 
2014-07-14 03:31:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.


Search for "Excuse me, I believe that particular representation is racially insensitive towards people of Caucasian descent"
 
2014-07-14 03:31:26 PM  
Even Marquis de Sade sounds ridiculous with nuns screaming about bung holes.
 
2014-07-14 03:32:19 PM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

Oh wait, why am I supposed to care about this again? Because John Oliver fanboyism? I see. Carry on.
 
2014-07-14 03:32:29 PM  
James Joyce is the author of the letters not Henry James
 
2014-07-14 03:34:08 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.

Search for "Excuse me, I believe that particular representation is racially insensitive towards people of Caucasian descent"



First image:

latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com

A white guy playing a middle eastern dude.
 
2014-07-14 03:34:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.

Search for "Excuse me, I believe that particular representation is racially insensitive towards people of Caucasian descent"


Nah. That just gets you a pic of a black guy with a monocle.
 
2014-07-14 03:35:11 PM  

rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 03:36:31 PM  

lecgbe: James Joyce is the author of the letters not Henry James



no, i know he (Joyce) wrote about taking a shiat but i'm pretty sure it was henry james.

then again, who cares.  either way white people love smelling shiat.  farking whitey.  always gotta be smelling shiat.
 
2014-07-14 03:36:36 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

Oh wait, why am I supposed to care about this again? Because John Oliver fanboyism? I see. Carry on.



marcscottvoiceover.com
 
2014-07-14 03:40:10 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I_Am_Weasel: Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.

Search for "Excuse me, I believe that particular representation is racially insensitive towards people of Caucasian descent"


First image:

[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 200x299]

A white guy playing a middle eastern dude.



Persian dude:
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-14 03:42:29 PM  

Bane of Broone: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

[img.fark.net image 600x583]



Give me some of that doo-doo.

/wee-wee
 
2014-07-14 03:45:15 PM  

rickythepenguin: lecgbe: James Joyce is the author of the letters not Henry James


no, i know he (Joyce) wrote about taking a shiat but i'm pretty sure it was henry james.

then again, who cares.  either way white people love smelling shiat.  farking whitey.  always gotta be smelling shiat.


James Joyce's love letters:

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7 14 2d

As read by Natalie Morales:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6082ed68bf/james-joyce-s-love-lette rs -with-natalie-morales

NSFW, of course.
 
2014-07-14 03:47:42 PM  
images.fineartamerica.com

Making all the ladies a little humid in the bloomers.
 
2014-07-14 03:48:02 PM  

rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.


Dried blood stains are brown.
Just sayin'.
 
2014-07-14 03:50:51 PM  

Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:


i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.


Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.
 
2014-07-14 03:52:20 PM  

SilentStrider: He is not kidding.


Warren "G" Hardon.
 
2014-07-14 03:55:23 PM  

rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.


Have you never cut yourself or had a bloody nose before?
 
2014-07-14 04:24:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.


Source: Being female

Menstruation is a sign a woman is fertile. Genetically, some guys are going to find the smell a turn on.
 
2014-07-14 04:32:19 PM  

rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.


Excuse me sir. I am part of the "Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous" facebook page. There is some spectacular shiat on there. It's like "You might be a redneck"... just for black folks instead.
 
2014-07-14 04:32:27 PM  

lecgbe: James Joyce is the author of the letters not Henry James


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of James Taylor.
 
2014-07-14 04:37:17 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-07-14 04:40:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.


i.imgur.com

Best I could do
 
2014-07-14 04:44:18 PM  

Piizzadude: Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.

[i.imgur.com image 300x229]

Best I could do


That doesn;t even look like she's saying racist. Like at all. Gif fail.

/on their part
//not yours
///thanks for the effort
 
2014-07-14 04:45:29 PM  

beakerxf: Menstruation is a sign a woman is fertile. Genetically, some guys are going to find the smell a turn on.



only animals respond to pheromones.  and he still could have been talking about shiat, not blood.

I'm watching you, whitey.
 
2014-07-14 04:54:59 PM  

rickythepenguin: farking white people. this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about. this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.


Power, brother. Crackas be crazy.
 
2014-07-14 04:58:30 PM  

Piizzadude: Jim from Saint Paul: rickythepenguin: I think it was Henry James, not sure, but some old ass writer, his letters to his misstress or whatever, whatever slampiece, he was a freak.  one excerpt was like:


"oh my dearest ____!  the evil delight that overtakes me when i see those delightful brown stains on your petticoats!  the evidence of your bodily secretions on your undergarments send my heart racing!  I cannot wait to inhale your secretions!"


yeah.  i guess dude got off on smelling shiat.

farking white people.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  this is the exact kind of stuff i'm talking about.

I learned something new today. There are exactly ZERO gifs of a white guy yelling 'that's racist" on the internet. No one ever thought that could be worth a chuckle.

Weird.

[i.imgur.com image 300x229]

Best I could do


Or perhaps

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-14 04:59:05 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

Oh wait, why am I supposed to care about this again? Because John Oliver fanboyism? I see. Carry on.


I think it'd be a cool way to spruce up Fark if each week we got to vote one member to be banned. Like this prime candidate here with a classic case of, "I didn't read or understand the article, the thread, or anything anyone's talking about but I'm still going to pull down my pants and take a big steamy shiat in here anyway."
 
2014-07-14 05:11:05 PM  

rickythepenguin: beakerxf: Menstruation is a sign a woman is fertile. Genetically, some guys are going to find the smell a turn on.


only animals respond to pheromones.  and he still could have been talking about shiat, not blood.

I'm watching you, whitey.


Well, yeah. Humans are animals. We just have enough intelligence to overthink our basic functions and get prudish about stuff.

At any point in your life have you smelled really good food and triggering your salivary glands to make your mouth water. Congrats, you're an animal. Or a penguin.

And that's Ms. Whitey to you.
 
2014-07-14 05:13:00 PM  
Warren G. Harding either trying to conceal a Hard-on or trying to rub one out.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-14 05:14:00 PM  

rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.


Source??!!!?

lol
 
2014-07-14 05:25:32 PM  

beakerxf: At any point in your life have you smelled really good food and triggering your salivary glands to make your mouth water. Congrats, you're an animal. Or a penguin.



i was at a Dead show a few years back and some ridiculously stank-ass weed smell began wafting through the venue.  my mouth literally watered, and it was hilarious to see people's heads popping up like meerkats.  just some delicious, just DELISHUS stanky ass weed smell.

premium smoke at a dead show.  who knew?
 
2014-07-14 05:38:26 PM  
Holy shiat, do I love John Oliver.
 
2014-07-14 05:46:26 PM  
I don't know what it is about politicians and their lusty and romantic letters to mistresses. The ones I have from my ex-lover are amazing.
 
2014-07-14 05:46:28 PM  
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G
Seen a car full of girls, ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 2-1-3
 
2014-07-14 05:49:53 PM  
Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With biatches on my side, and biatches on back
So back up biatch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfarkin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nubian with the clout
Whoo!
 
2014-07-14 05:52:19 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's kinda easy when you listen to the G'd up sound.


Ha, thanks for the earworm.
 
2014-07-14 06:12:46 PM  

Valiente: SilentStrider: He is not kidding.

Warren "G" Hardon.


Well, that is pretty much the only thing the GOP would regulate, no?
 
2014-07-14 06:17:34 PM  

lindalouwho: rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.

Source??!!!?

lol



He's been here a long time, pops up now and then, when his whore lets him. He's a tough-talking, law-talking pendejo.... It's his schtick.
 
2014-07-14 06:34:40 PM  

PenguinCam: He's been here a long time, pops up now and then, when his whore lets him. He's a tough-talking, law-talking pendejo.... It's his schtick.



check
now and then?  if by "daily" now and then....
whore?  huh?
don't even know what the the "tough talking law talking" thing means.
shtick in a good way or shtick in a bad way?
 
2014-07-14 06:38:10 PM  
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
2014-07-14 06:39:34 PM  

PenguinCam: lindalouwho: rickythepenguin: Iggie: James Joyce's love letters:

i stand corrected!

Is he the shiat smeller?


lindalouwho: Dried blood stains are brown.

Ummm, source please?

and yeah, smelling dried blood on panties is way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay classier then smelling dried shiat on panties.

see you guys?  this is the kind of shiat im talking about.  smelling menstrual blood, smelling shiat.  either way.  smelling nasty shiat like animals.  animals!  freaking white people, man.  this is the kind of shiat i'm talking about.  godammit.

Source??!!!?

lol


He's been here a long time, pops up now and then, when his whore lets him. He's a tough-talking, law-talking pendejo.... It's his schtick.


Your name, with his name makes this pretty funny lol

/suspicious that it's one person with an alt
 
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