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(My Fox Philly)   Winds from New Jersey prompt evacuations in Pennsylvania   (myfoxphilly.com) divider line 43
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2014-07-14 11:27:44 AM  
Wind from New Jersey? What's Chris Christie spouting about this time?
 
2014-07-14 11:35:23 AM  

gweilo8888: Wind from New Jersey? What's Chris Christie spouting about this time?


I think he had lunch at a taco stand or something.
 
2014-07-14 11:38:46 AM  
When asked, a guy from PA said "It'd be ok if Jersey knew HOW to blow. This was just irritating."
 
2014-07-14 01:32:27 PM  
"High readings of an unknown gas"? Do they sell unknown gas detectors now, or is that just the fire chief walking in and saying "Yep, that smells bad" and pretending like they're taking readings?
 
2014-07-14 01:33:04 PM  

YixilTesiphon: "High readings of an unknown gas"? Do they sell unknown gas detectors now, or is that just the fire chief walking in and saying "Yep, that smells bad" and pretending like they're taking readings?


This is why you read all the way to the bottom, VOC detection is a real thing:

Officials now say several homes were found to have high readings of a "volatile organic compound" in the basements. They're still working to identify exactly what it is.
 
2014-07-14 01:35:12 PM  
Frack attack?
 
2014-07-14 01:36:57 PM  
Was it Mr Methane??

http://www.mrmethane.com/
 
2014-07-14 01:37:16 PM  
The humidity here is out of control too... it's like stepping outside to rinse down in Tony Soprano's used bath water : (
 
2014-07-14 01:38:59 PM  
It's not from New Jersey. It's from subby's mom. She needs to close her legs, subby.
 
2014-07-14 01:40:59 PM  
Montco is west of Philadelphia. And, more importantly, west of West Philadelphia. That place has been collecting wino piss and junkie feces since the mid-seventies.
 
2014-07-14 01:42:50 PM  
Somebody spilled their thioacetone?
 
2014-07-14 01:44:01 PM  

perigee: Montco is west of Philadelphia. And, more importantly, west of West Philadelphia. That place has been collecting wino piss and junkie feces since the mid-seventies.

Sort of, but much more north, especially since we're talking about Skippack here.

Wrath of Heaven: The humidity here is out of control too... it's like stepping outside to rinse down in Tony Soprano's used bath water : (


I grew up in Texas, this is excellent weather as far as I'm concerned.
 
2014-07-14 01:53:22 PM  
"volatile organic compound"

Excuse me.
 
2014-07-14 02:02:24 PM  
*Reads article, notes conspicuous absence of the mention of New Jersey*
 
2014-07-14 02:02:27 PM  

YixilTesiphon: perigee: Montco is west of Philadelphia. And, more importantly, west of West Philadelphia. That place has been collecting wino piss and junkie feces since the mid-seventies.

Sort of, but much more north, especially since we're talking about Skippack here.

Wrath of Heaven: The humidity here is out of control too... it's like stepping outside to rinse down in Tony Soprano's used bath water : (

I grew up in Texas, this is excellent weather as far as I'm concerned.



I was down in the DFW metroplex (Irving) for 10 weeks on internship... fierce thunder storms every night like clockwork, loved it!
 
2014-07-14 02:10:32 PM  
But back in the dirt McGirk NE, the air quality gets uh- even more so shiatty and choking when humidity levels rise... you can feel this film of scum on your skin after about 5-10 mins outside downtown.

I'll just wash up... f'gettaboud' it
 
2014-07-14 02:12:25 PM  
Probably just Snookie spreading her legs and squirting out another piece of crotch fruit.
 
2014-07-14 02:12:29 PM  
This is what happens when you build over a Mafia graveyard.
 
2014-07-14 02:17:45 PM  
TFA: The situation is unfolding on the 4200 block of North Gorski Lane, just off Route 113, in Skippack Township.


Good luck.
 
2014-07-14 02:18:31 PM  
Aunt and uncle live right near there, on the other side of the park, not sure if they were evacuated.
 
2014-07-14 02:20:19 PM  

CheekyMonkey: *Reads article, notes conspicuous absence of the mention of New Jersey*


That's the joke.jpg
 
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2014-07-14 02:26:34 PM  
.insert "Chris_Christise_fart_jokes.txt"
 
2014-07-14 02:34:23 PM  

ChipNASA: Was it Mr Methane??

http://www.mrmethane.com/


"The Art of Controlled Anal Voicing?

I would have gone with the Art of Natural Anal Locution.
 
2014-07-14 02:34:48 PM  
I wonder what the frack is going on.
 
2014-07-14 02:45:16 PM  

perigee: Montco is west of Philadelphia. And, more importantly, west of West Philadelphia. That place has been collecting wino piss and junkie feces since the mid-seventies.


I wish there was somebody born and raised in West Philadelphia who could speak to this issue.
 
2014-07-14 02:49:24 PM  
Smells like Camden.
 
2014-07-14 03:01:05 PM  

ChipNASA: Was it Mr Methane??

http://www.mrmethane.com/


Methane has no odor, but you can check by lighting a match.
 
2014-07-14 03:02:59 PM  
How is it a mysterious cloud of noxious gas never drifts from PA into NJ?
 
2014-07-14 03:04:32 PM  
sounds like they left the bodies when they moved the cemetery so they could build those mini-mcmansions
 
2014-07-14 03:15:52 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: How is it a mysterious cloud of noxious gas never drifts from PA into NJ?


Our gas has standards.
 
2014-07-14 03:19:29 PM  

Cold_Sassy: CheekyMonkey: *Reads article, notes conspicuous absence of the mention of New Jersey*

That's the joke.jpg


I'm not really sure that you understand the definition of the word 'joke', 'cause that ain't one...
 
2014-07-14 03:36:30 PM  

ArkPanda: perigee: Montco is west of Philadelphia. And, more importantly, west of West Philadelphia. That place has been collecting wino piss and junkie feces since the mid-seventies.

I wish there was somebody born and raised in West Philadelphia who could speak to this issue.


Check the playgrounds, that's where he spent most of his days... He's probably chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and all, shootin some b-ball outside of the school...
 
2014-07-14 03:37:03 PM  
People taking the whole "smelling farts is good for your health" thing a bit to seriously
 
2014-07-14 03:43:40 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: How is it a mysterious cloud of noxious gas never drifts from PA into NJ?


Are you saying that you DO need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows?

/mr.zimmerman is disappoint
 
2014-07-14 04:33:19 PM  
just like everybody else mother nature has to fart
it goes unnoticed in new jersey but this time one was let go in pa
 
2014-07-14 04:40:49 PM  
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Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shiat-cloud coming!
 
2014-07-14 05:40:48 PM  

gunsmack: Cdr.Murdock: How is it a mysterious cloud of noxious gas never drifts from PA into NJ?

Our gas has standards.


All of them very, very low.
 
2014-07-14 05:44:10 PM  

WTP 2: just like everybody else mother nature has to fart
it goes unnoticed in new jersey but this time one was let go in pa


Somehow, it's just much worse in Florida, where all the weirdness seems to proliferate; Mother Nature's farts over Florida create mutants and mutant behavior, it seems.
 
2014-07-14 07:46:33 PM  

gunsmack: Cdr.Murdock: How is it a mysterious cloud of noxious gas never drifts from PA into NJ?

Our gas has standards.


meat0918: I wonder what the frack is going on.



Pennsylvania's gas is in the west and therefore farts on Ohio.
 
2014-07-14 08:04:56 PM  
I think Chris Christie needs some Beano....about ten gallons of it.
 
2014-07-14 08:21:08 PM  
Sounds awfully easy to get large swathes of people evacuated with the bubblewrap bogeyman paranoid mentality of America.

If only there was some way for somebody to exploit this...

Well time to brag on social media where I'm going for vacation and how long I'll be gone.
 
2014-07-14 10:42:14 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: WTP 2: just like everybody else mother nature has to fart
it goes unnoticed in new jersey but this time one was let go in pa

Somehow, it's just much worse in Florida, where all the weirdness seems to proliferate; Mother Nature's farts over Florida create mutants and mutant behavior, it seems.

down here it must be the water....
 
2014-07-15 02:46:05 PM  
The legend lives on from the turnpike on down of the big stink  hole they call New Jersey.

New Jersey it's said never gives up her dead when the winds of Chris Christie come early!
 
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