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(Sun Sentinel)   Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer. Department spokesman Lyle Lanley insists the craft was safe, even though monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook suffered similar accidents   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 128
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2014-07-14 08:00:04 AM
Is there still a chance the track could bend?
 
2014-07-14 08:10:35 AM
The ring came off my pudding can :(
 
2014-07-14 08:37:39 AM
Were you sent here by the devil?
 
2014-07-14 08:38:08 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Is there still a chance the track could bend?


Not a chance my Hindu friend.
 
2014-07-14 08:38:46 AM

nekom: The ring came off my pudding can :(


Use my pen knife my good man.
 
2014-07-14 08:39:23 AM

texdent: Were you sent here by the devil?


No good sir, I'm on the level.
 
2014-07-14 08:51:27 AM
Heh heh heh... "mule..."
 
2014-07-14 08:52:28 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: texdent: Were you sent here by the devil?

No good sir, I'm on the level.


What about us brain-dead slobs?
 
2014-07-14 08:54:29 AM
..that's more of a EuroDisney idea...
 
2014-07-14 08:54:45 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-14 08:55:17 AM
Tell it ti Blaine
 
2014-07-14 08:55:23 AM
monorail. monorail, monorail, monorail
 
2014-07-14 08:55:32 AM
Mono
 
2014-07-14 08:55:51 AM
You guys chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
 
2014-07-14 08:56:03 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: texdent: Were you sent here by the devil?

No good sir, I'm on the level.

What about us brain-dead slobs?


You'll be given cushy jobs.
 
2014-07-14 08:56:24 AM
Took me a minute, but then I was like, bravo subby.

/golf clapping so hard right now
 
2014-07-14 08:58:46 AM

Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer


Apparently there is more than meets the eye.


Mono... D'oh!
 
2014-07-14 08:58:53 AM
Is there a better classic episode than that one?
 
2014-07-14 08:59:49 AM
Subby, there's a man here who thinks he could help you
 
2014-07-14 09:00:24 AM
I call the big one bitey.
 
2014-07-14 09:01:15 AM

TheManofPA: Subby, there's a man here who thinks he could help you


Is it Batman?
 
2014-07-14 09:01:47 AM

spcMike: monorail. monorail, monorail, monorail


Mooono...-DOH!
 
2014-07-14 09:03:13 AM
It's EPCOT, Subby.
 
2014-07-14 09:03:55 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TheManofPA: Subby, there's a man here who thinks he could help you

Is it Batman?


No, it's a scientist.
 
2014-07-14 09:04:30 AM

dualplains: No, it's a scientist.


Batman's a scientist
 
2014-07-14 09:04:46 AM
True or false? You can get mono riding the monorail.
 
2014-07-14 09:04:58 AM
Rip Phil.
 
2014-07-14 09:05:09 AM

LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?


YMMV (mine is Beer Baron) but this one is generally ranked one:
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And of course:
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-14 09:05:10 AM
Better than a collision.
 
2014-07-14 09:05:46 AM

Capo Del Bandito: dualplains: No, it's a scientist.

Batman's a scientist


It's not Batman!
 
2014-07-14 09:07:17 AM

LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?


Is "You Only Move Twice" considered a "classic" episode?
 
2014-07-14 09:07:53 AM

dualplains: Capo Del Bandito: dualplains: No, it's a scientist.

Batman's a scientist

It's not Batman!


Oh. Let him dream for awhile.
 
2014-07-14 09:09:01 AM

TheManofPA: LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?

YMMV (mine is Beer Baron) but this one is generally ranked one:
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And of course:
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Those two are classic but my favourite has always been Homer Goes to College.
 
2014-07-14 09:09:27 AM
I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.
 
2014-07-14 09:10:23 AM
My job here is done.
 
2014-07-14 09:11:26 AM

Bondith: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.


And let me say, "May the Force be with you."
 
2014-07-14 09:12:19 AM

AirForceVet: It's EPCOT, Subby.


Not anymore. Hasn't been in some years.

/Besides, it was EPCOT Center.
 
2014-07-14 09:15:19 AM
Yeah, what do you want on your hotdog, Spock?
 
2014-07-14 09:16:18 AM

tommyl66: LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?

Is "You Only Move Twice" considered a "classic" episode?


I should hope so.  It's brilliant.
 
2014-07-14 09:18:19 AM
This isn't a repeat from 1900? It took allied bombers to break this thing in the 1940s. But since then it's back in service.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-14 09:18:22 AM

tommyl66: LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?

Is "You Only Move Twice" considered a "classic" episode?


Depends, ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe before?
 
2014-07-14 09:20:05 AM
Came for Simpsons reference, leaving...overwhelmed.
 
2014-07-14 09:23:39 AM

TheManofPA: tommyl66: LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?

Is "You Only Move Twice" considered a "classic" episode?

Depends, ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe before?


Heh, yes, once.
 
2014-07-14 09:23:50 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer


Apparently there is more than meets the eye.


Mono... D'oh!


Hehe...there's a strong chance I was on the Transformers ride at Universal yesterday when this happened at Disney.
 
2014-07-14 09:24:15 AM

akula: AirForceVet: It's EPCOT, Subby.

Not anymore. Hasn't been in some years.

/Besides, it was EPCOT Center.


It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
 
2014-07-14 09:27:41 AM

tommyl66: TheManofPA: tommyl66: LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?

Is "You Only Move Twice" considered a "classic" episode?

Depends, ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe before?

Heh, yes, once.


Sugar?  Sure.  Sorry it's not in packages.
 
2014-07-14 09:28:11 AM
Finger said that guests were transported to their final destinations after reaching the ground.

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
"OK.  Throw her in the hole."
 
2014-07-14 09:28:16 AM

nekom: Bondith: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.

And let me say, "May the Force be with you."


Do you even know who I am?
 
2014-07-14 09:33:29 AM

LucklessWonder: Is there a better classic episode than that one?


It's my favourite Simpsons episode. So much is good about it. But politically it says a lot about how people get excited about big, sexy projects when often there's a much cheaper, more practical solution. Marge is the voice of sanity suggesting spending the money on filling in the potholes.
 
2014-07-14 09:34:15 AM
Really, what could happen on a monorail?
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