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(Daily Mail)   President Obama fist bumps man who says he's only gay when having sex-- which means Paul Lynde is president and KY jelly is covered by Obamacare   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-14 08:52:27 AM  
Circle gets the square, if you know what I mean...
 
2014-07-14 08:56:58 AM  
Lives at the eatery are infamously long, and have been known to stretch as long as three hours wait.

So we need a new president now?
 
2014-07-14 08:59:48 AM  
3 hours on a regular basis for barbecue? NFW!
 
2014-07-14 09:00:01 AM  
KY isn't covered by ObamaCare?
 
2014-07-14 09:05:30 AM  
Wait, Paul Lynde was gay? Next you'll be telling me that Cesar Romero was gay.
 
2014-07-14 09:11:06 AM  

AirForceVet: KY isn't covered by ObamaCare?


I blame SCOTUS.
 
2014-07-14 09:14:10 AM  

AirForceVet: KY isn't covered by ObamaCare?


I believe it's called "Kynect".
 
2014-07-14 09:18:44 AM  
The president would leave Texas with out giving in to demands from Texas lawmakers and from around the state to visit the border, where a child migrant crisis is unfolding and instead said his critics should get behind his request for $3.7 billion if they want to solve the problem.

LOL.  I hope no one tells the customer's who were pissed Obama cut where all the meat comes for that BBQ that's worth waiting 3 hours for.
 
2014-07-14 09:22:38 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I believe it's called "Kynect".


Which folks are apparently quite happy with, and glad they didn't get saddled with that filthy Obamacare.
 
2014-07-14 09:24:43 AM  

incendi: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I believe it's called "Kynect".

Which folks are apparently quite happy with, and glad they didn't get saddled with that filthy Obamacare.


I wish that was a joke, but I heard that quote too.
 
2014-07-14 09:34:02 AM  
And the video of Aaron Franklin they use is him making sauce...which he generally frowns upon.

This would have been a better choice. And this. And this.

Serious Q is serious business.
 
2014-07-14 09:44:23 AM  
Obama Fists Gay Man, White House Apparently Now Large Closet from which Obama Refuses to Emerge
 
2014-07-14 09:56:52 AM  

Diogenes: The president would leave Texas with out giving in to demands from Texas lawmakers and from around the state to visit the border, where a child migrant crisis is unfolding and instead said his critics should get behind his request for $3.7 billion if they want to solve the problem.

LOL.  I hope no one tells the customer's who were pissed Obama cut where all the meat comes for that BBQ that's worth waiting 3 hours for.


so, that's what they're doing with the children?
 
2014-07-14 09:58:34 AM  
Who serves KY as a condiment for BBQ anyway?  It's completely flavorless.

Or....so I've been told.
 
2014-07-14 10:00:05 AM  

ManateeGag: Diogenes: The president would leave Texas with out giving in to demands from Texas lawmakers and from around the state to visit the border, where a child migrant crisis is unfolding and instead said his critics should get behind his request for $3.7 billion if they want to solve the problem.

LOL.  I hope no one tells the customer's who were pissed Obama cut where all the meat comes for that BBQ that's worth waiting 3 hours for.

so, that's what they're doing with the children?


"Processing and placement" is just code for "slow smoked."
 
2014-07-14 10:01:59 AM  

Diogenes: Who serves KY as a condiment for BBQ anyway?  It's completely flavorless.

Or....so I've been told.


This is why I use habenero extract.

/Don't do this.
 
2014-07-14 10:05:04 AM  
People still use KY? Astroglide, my friends. ASTROGLIDE.
 
2014-07-14 10:17:34 AM  
I like the close-up of his credit card, there.
 
2014-07-14 10:20:57 AM  

Relatively Obscure: I like the close-up of his credit card, there.


*sigh* I saw that and said, "Well, at least it's not a Goldman Sachs card."
 
2014-07-14 10:29:49 AM  

Diogenes: ManateeGag: Diogenes: The president would leave Texas with out giving in to demands from Texas lawmakers and from around the state to visit the border, where a child migrant crisis is unfolding and instead said his critics should get behind his request for $3.7 billion if they want to solve the problem.

LOL.  I hope no one tells the customer's who were pissed Obama cut where all the meat comes for that BBQ that's worth waiting 3 hours for.

so, that's what they're doing with the children?

"Processing and placement" is just code for "slow smoked."


I prefer the free range children.
i511.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-14 10:30:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-14 10:31:36 AM  
So, the guy was a Republican?
 
2014-07-14 10:47:28 AM  

vpb: So, the guy was a Republican?


My first thought too!
 
2014-07-14 11:31:25 AM  
Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.
 
2014-07-14 11:47:43 AM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Please, there are plenty of he-man types who wear ridiculous looking "muns."
 
2014-07-14 12:01:14 PM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Health codes! How do they work? You can't explain it!
 
2014-07-14 12:02:20 PM  
And the streak of incidents causing me to suspect that Obama is actually my approaching-retirement-age father in a rubber mask continues.

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Gonna go out on a limb and say that his hair is clipped up because  he's working in a bloody restaurant.  I'm 90% sure that there's no such thing as a 'gay code', but for damn sure there's a 'health code' and it's pretty universal in the states.
 
2014-07-14 12:02:44 PM  
Daily Fail ramps up the concern trolling. Obama touched a gay man! Think of the children!
 
2014-07-14 12:02:50 PM  

Diogenes: Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.

Please, there are plenty of he-man types who wear ridiculous looking "muns."


img.fark.net

Disapproves.
 
2014-07-14 12:03:25 PM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Wait. You think the only thing that differentiates men and women is long hair?

Hmmmm....
 
2014-07-14 12:03:44 PM  
An uppity Secret Muslin being served by a Fancy Lad. What the hell has happened to Texas???

/damn...used to be Texans complained about sausage
 
2014-07-14 12:04:26 PM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy


I know and cashier at a BBQ place is someone I really need to take seriously.
 
2014-07-14 12:04:49 PM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Uh, it's probably a work requirement. Or would you rather he put on a hairnet?

Is this the same BBQ place where Obama cut in line because he was the worst person on earth? I'm so glad that the conservatives keep such a close eye on our president, always know what he's doing every minute of the day. I hope they're armed, in case he goes full rogue. You never know about--well, you know. Defective genes or something.
 
2014-07-14 12:05:17 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.

Wait. You think the only thing that differentiates men and women is long hair?

Hmmmm....


By that reasoning he himself used to bite the proverbial pillow.
 
2014-07-14 12:05:42 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Diogenes: Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.

Please, there are plenty of he-man types who wear ridiculous looking "muns."

[img.fark.net image 255x198]

Disapproves.


Oh, are we playing that game?

I can roll with that:

www.ferdyonfilms.com

Approves.
 
2014-07-14 12:06:56 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: 3 hours on a regular basis for barbecue? NFW!


It's frikkin' worth it.




And lately, the lines are 4 hours.

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2014-07-14 12:07:09 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: An uppity Secret Muslin being served by a Fancy Lad. What the hell has happened to Texas???

/damn...used to be Texans complained about sausage


chrisconnelly.com
 
2014-07-14 12:08:20 PM  

Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.


Attention straight men - gay men are under no obligation to conform to what your idea of a gay man should look like.
 
2014-07-14 12:09:37 PM  
Can anyone confirm this "3 hour wait" thing? This seems like a problem that naturally solves itself, either by the restaurant expanding/opening new locations, or people just going somewhere else.
 
2014-07-14 12:12:02 PM  

jayhawk88: Can anyone confirm this "3 hour wait" thing? This seems like a problem that naturally solves itself, either by the restaurant expanding/opening new locations, or people just going somewhere else.


The long line is the point.  It makes it really exclusive and authentic and they do it for the craft and whatever.  I'd say more but I can't type and make a jerkoff motion at the same time.
 
2014-07-14 12:13:37 PM  
Can't get an immigration bill through Congress, but these idiots never miss a beat when it comes to worrying about what Obama's doing for lunch.

The only thing conservatives are more preoccupied with than gay sex is what Obama's cramming down his throat come noontime.
 
2014-07-14 12:13:43 PM  

cryinoutloud: Is this the same BBQ place where Obama cut in line because he was the worst person on earth?


"Can you believe Obama waited in line for 3 hours for BBQ?  He's the President--doesn't he have anything BETTER to do?

A real President would have cut in line and shown them who's boss!"
 
2014-07-14 12:14:48 PM  

Jim_Callahan: UrukHaiGuyz: Diogenes: Spad31: Attention gay men. You're hard to take seriously when you put your hair up in clippy. You're not a woman. Stop trying to look like one. Be as gay as you like, but know you look farking silly when you do that.

Please, there are plenty of he-man types who wear ridiculous looking "muns."

[img.fark.net image 255x198]

Disapproves.

Oh, are we playing that game?

I can roll with that:

[www.ferdyonfilms.com image 610x458]

Approves.


Best line in the movie and perhaps in all movies, given the story.

I was once your age, you know.
Hone your skills,
then go to war
and do great things.
Then become lord
of your own castle and domain.
But as you dream those dreams,
before you know it,
your hair will turn
as gray as mine.
By that time
you've lost your parents and friends
and you're all alone.
 
2014-07-14 12:15:06 PM  

Bloody William: [i.imgur.com image 400x883]


SOON
 
2014-07-14 12:15:14 PM  
Do Texans get a 4 hour lunch time?
 
2014-07-14 12:15:39 PM  
Any time there is a Daily Fail article about a black person, do a Ctrl-F for the word "class".  It's always a given that Oprah or Beyonce Obama will be referred to by someone as having "no class".


Rather poor judgement quality from a man who leads the free world. No class too. This is the image of the America he projects to the rest of the world.
 
2014-07-14 12:15:53 PM  

jayhawk88: Can anyone confirm this "3 hour wait" thing? This seems like a problem that naturally solves itself, either by the restaurant expanding/opening new locations, or people just going somewhere else.


it is a thing. the line is a huge part of the draw - the bbq is pretty amazing but there's a lot of places you can get pretty amazing bbq within an hour and a half drive from austin without that kind of a wait

keep in mind that austin is pretty touristy and young, both of which weight the spectacle over the practical - it caters to the out of towners more than local regulars
 
2014-07-14 12:16:53 PM  

jayhawk88: Can anyone confirm this "3 hour wait" thing? This seems like a problem that naturally solves itself, either by the restaurant expanding/opening new locations, or people just going somewhere else.



4 hours is the norm these days. But Aaron recently put in an expansion, and will have a to-go window set up. He could franchise, expand, etc., but he doesn't want to dilute the brand. And, he's working his ass off as it its.
Hanging out in line is fun, though, you get to drink beer and hang out with people who love good BBQ.
I always bring a chair and a sixpack of beer.

www.fedmanwalking.com
static03.mediaite.com
 
2014-07-14 12:17:00 PM  
Plenty of first rate barbecue in the barbecue belt. Anyone waiting three hours is nuts.
 
2014-07-14 12:17:42 PM  

dryknife: Do Texans get a 4 hour lunch time?


You think they have jobs outside of crying about immigration?

/s
 
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