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(YouTube) Video Okay, I'll see your crab eating a bowl of noodles and raise you with a crab stealing a beer   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2014-07-14 11:55:53 AM  
And I'll raise that with a crab eating a person!

/tiny, tiny crab
 
2014-07-14 01:28:13 PM  
Fark's new seaside mascot?
 
2014-07-14 01:37:28 PM  
My crabs never do anything cool

/'cept itch
 
2014-07-14 01:50:47 PM  
Give me back my beer!

The battle cry of the farker.
 
2014-07-14 02:14:17 PM  
How do you misspell "beer" farking twice?
 
2014-07-14 02:21:17 PM  

Lsherm: How do you misspell "beer" farking twice?


Writing drunk?
 
2014-07-14 02:22:54 PM  
The "crab eating noodles" video enjoys the distinction of being the first video on Fark that I haven't watched based solely on the headline.

Crabs are nasty, and watching a crab cram a noodle into its nasty craw is not something I ever want to do. Probably won't watch this one either.
 
2014-07-14 02:52:11 PM  
This was hysterical. Thanks, subby!
 
2014-07-14 03:11:38 PM  
I'd have other plans involving beer with a crab and a bunch of his friends.  A Bushel even.  Some Old bay and drawn butter would be in the equation too.   Depending on the mood, some dry mustard, paprika,  soy sauce, garlic, cayenne pepper, quart of milk, and about 3 hours later an egg wash with some hot oil on standby  .
 
2014-07-14 03:16:37 PM  
"Do you serve crabs in this bar?"

"Sir, we serve everyone."
 
2014-07-14 03:54:43 PM  
that looked like the same crab from the other video.
 
2014-07-14 04:13:23 PM  

Summoner101: My crabs never do anything cool

/'cept itch


After working on tugs offshore, I learned the sure-fire way to cure a crab lice infestation.  Learn it - know it - employ it:

1. - Shave off half of your pubic hair.

2. - Light the remaining half on fire.

3. - Grab an ice pick, and stab the shiat out of every louse that jumps out of the fire.

4. - Rinse.  Repeat.
 
2014-07-14 04:43:04 PM  

lindalouwho: And I'll raise that with a crab eating a person!

/tiny, tiny crab


Clearly you've never seen this Documentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZN-dFpTLA4
 
2014-07-14 05:10:34 PM  

Griftin Rubes: lindalouwho: And I'll raise that with a crab eating a person!

/tiny, tiny crab

Clearly you've never seen this Documentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZN-dFpTLA4


Lol and they eat BRAINS!
 
2014-07-14 05:42:52 PM  
once on the beach in Mexico a crab knocked on my tent door.......

/css
 
2014-07-14 06:02:37 PM  
The crab's preference in beer isn't too bad either.
That Sam Adams Alpine Spring is a pretty good beer for the beach.
 
2014-07-14 06:25:14 PM  
I hate when the main course takes off with my beverage.
 
2014-07-15 12:03:19 AM  
I'm so glad I have the Internet.
 
2014-07-15 12:17:54 AM  

Orion5k: Give me back my beer!

The battle cry of the farker.


I was gonna ask "what's his FARK handle?"

But then i realized people may have gotten confused as to whether I meant the crab or the guy
 
2014-07-15 05:56:40 AM  
That guy's voice is annoying.
 
2014-07-15 08:19:08 AM  
damn arthropods got no respect.
 
2014-07-15 09:33:06 AM  
When did crabs become so got-damn cute? I missed the memo.
 
2014-07-15 09:37:10 PM  

daveb0rg: That guy's voice is annoying.


No kidding.
 
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