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(Wonkette)   Turns out the Ya'll Qaeda won't be defending our border against those little kids after all. But they're all in for the post-game ribs, potato salad, beer, burgers, pudding, beer, mac & cheese and beer   (wonkette.com) divider line 118
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2014-07-14 04:23:47 AM
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2014-07-14 06:48:59 AM
Harry Link, host of the conspiracy-theory show that Davis cancelled on, was not pleased, and thinks that Davis is probably doing a false-flag "psyops" campaign to maybe make the anti-government movement look silly or something, asking, "Have you seen a single photograph of the militias on the borders? Because I have not."

Hopefully the day will come when every last one of them finally concludes that every last one of them besides themself is a government plant on a mission to make them all look stupid, and the entire American right wing turns into a giant mexican standoff.

carlcymru.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-14 07:12:12 AM
Hey, if they like beer that much, they can't be ALL bad...
 
2014-07-14 07:36:09 AM
The guy in the middle shouldn't have gotten down on one knee, he's going to need some help getting up.

I certainly hope that is a stock photo or something, because the guys in the middle aren't going to run anyone down, they'll have to shoot them just to be able to catch them.  And two guns at the same time aren't going to help your aim, no matter what the TV says.
 
2014-07-14 07:41:24 AM
The leader of a band of militia, standing against children, bravely ran away because of threats?

Well done, sir!
 
2014-07-14 08:06:39 AM

EvilEgg: The guy in the middle shouldn't have gotten down on one knee, he's going to need some help getting up.

I certainly hope that is a stock photo or something, because the guys in the middle aren't going to run anyone down, they'll have to shoot them just to be able to catch them.  And two guns at the same time aren't going to help your aim, no matter what the TV says.


His John Goodman cosplay is second to none though.
 
2014-07-14 08:07:26 AM
Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.
 
2014-07-14 08:07:38 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if the words "outstanding warrant" provided some motivation for him to go into hiding.
 
2014-07-14 08:07:43 AM
FTFA:"The commander (Davis) has gone black because of security threats," said Barbie Rogers, founder of the Patriots Information Hotline, which offers 24-hour service and is helping the group organize.

Hopefully what they say is true.

That being "Once you go black, you never go back."
 
2014-07-14 08:07:59 AM

xanadian: Hey, if they like beer that much, they can't be ALL bad...


Yeah, but it's Coors Light, so...
 
2014-07-14 08:10:32 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.


Ooooo. Edgy!
 
2014-07-14 08:11:44 AM
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Worst Village People tribute band ever
 
2014-07-14 08:11:53 AM
Oh, they have a 24 hour hotline?

Someone should tell 4chan
 
2014-07-14 08:16:50 AM
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2014-07-14 08:19:00 AM
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2014-07-14 08:19:40 AM
The article read like it was written by a drunk high school girl.
 
2014-07-14 08:20:46 AM
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                                                   " Whar Chocalut at?!"
 
2014-07-14 08:22:49 AM

LewDux: [img.wonkette.com image 494x361]

Worst Village People tribute band ever


I was going to say their Charlie's Angels cosplay needed work. Nice tits, though
 
2014-07-14 08:25:28 AM

dookdookdook: Harry Link, host of the conspiracy-theory show that Davis cancelled on, was not pleased, and thinks that Davis is probably doing a false-flag "psyops" campaign to maybe make the anti-government movement look silly or something, asking, "Have you seen a single photograph of the militias on the borders? Because I have not."

Hopefully the day will come when every last one of them finally concludes that every last one of them besides themself is a government plant on a mission to make them all look stupid, and the entire American right wing turns into a giant mexican standoff.

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The best thing is when two different "flavors" of conspiracy theory nuts come into contact with each other (ex. "The hijackers were actually working for the US government" vs. "every victim/victim's family is an actor and they fired missiles into the buildings before setting off the demolition charges" Truthers).

They both usually become convinced that the other side is either working for the conspirators or are their willful idiots who are out there misleading the public about what the problems with the official story are to undermine the movement and make then look crazy.
 
2014-07-14 08:27:52 AM
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The tree of liberty must be sprinkled from time to time with the Colonel's secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.

To arms! To arms! ( also two legs, two wings, two breasts, two thighs and a large side of mashed po'taters)
 
2014-07-14 08:30:04 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.


Oh, it will end all right. It will end the day a few of the fat wastes of blubber encounter some of the serious folk who do business on the border. Then, of course, their asshole supporters will demand that the government waste a bunch of time and money attempting to avenge their extermination, or catch whoever does us the favor of disposing of them.
 
2014-07-14 08:31:54 AM
You farkers are wonked.

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Hail Chicago Jesus.
 
2014-07-14 08:32:10 AM

mrinfoguy: The article read like it was written by a drunk high school girl.


The truth butthurts, don't it?
 
2014-07-14 08:33:07 AM
I really loathe Wonkette. As in, almost stopped reading, right there.

But that picture is hilarious. It looks like an old, fat redneck attempt to recreate the Charlie's Angels poster.

And the mouseover text is full of WIN:

"A well-regulated clusterfark being necessary to a good militia story"?

Genius.
 
2014-07-14 08:33:46 AM
No Machete reference yet?
 
2014-07-14 08:34:23 AM
What happens if a false flag is a false flag?
 
2014-07-14 08:34:33 AM

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No shiat. I tried to read that "article", got a paragraph in, and was forced to conclude that everyone involved, including the author, was a farking moron.
 
2014-07-14 08:34:54 AM
Damyankees don't know how to spell "y'all."
 
2014-07-14 08:35:25 AM

whistleridge: I really loathe Wonkette. As in, almost stopped reading, right there.

But that picture is hilarious. It looks like an old, fat redneck attempt to recreate the Charlie's Angels poster.

And the mouseover text is full of WIN:

"A well-regulated clusterfark being necessary to a good militia story"?

Genius.


This - Wonkette sucks, but this particular article  (and it's subjects) are comedy gold.
 
2014-07-14 08:38:05 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Damyankees don't know how to spell "y'all."


came to say this; glad to see it's been covered.

/still better than my friend who likes to lead off group emails "what up you'll"
 
2014-07-14 08:38:35 AM
I'm going to have to try to work Y'all Queda into conversation now. That's golden
 
2014-07-14 08:39:42 AM
Y'all Qaeda? I love it, and I will steal it.
 
2014-07-14 08:40:26 AM
You guys ever look at that and wonder "What if I could get them to actually follow me?"

I mean, one decently intelligent leader and you could end up with a small army at your disposal.  A little PR spin work and you could have a good old fashioned commune running with biatches and parties and whatnot.  Maybe a little mercenary work for the US just to keep the tensions low.

/Pardon me, I need to delete my cookies now.
//Never clicking a Wonkette article again, 3 autoplay video ads
 
2014-07-14 08:43:11 AM

bighairyguy: I wouldn't be surprised if the words "outstanding warrant" provided some motivation for him to go into hiding.


probably
 
2014-07-14 08:45:41 AM
I did laugh at "Y'all Qaeda,"  subby. Even though Wonkette sucks as a lefty blog (And I say that as a lefty)
 
2014-07-14 08:48:37 AM
Unlike "fetch," "Y'all Qaeda" really needs to happen.
 
2014-07-14 08:49:25 AM

FlyinS: jehovahs witness protection: Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.

Ooooo. Edgy!


He has previously stated that he supports executing transgender people, so it's not so much edgy as sociopathy.
 
2014-07-14 08:49:45 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.


Now, don't say that! Some of those God Fearing Americanstm are probably from the local area.
 
2014-07-14 08:50:38 AM
"Y'all Qaeda." I'll have to remember that one, it will eventually become as popular as "Talibubba."

/and just as appropriately deployed
//Richard Jewell died of Type 2 Diabetes
///that proves he was guilty all along
 
2014-07-14 08:53:35 AM

LewDux: [img.wonkette.com image 494x361]

Worst Village People tribute band ever


The one on the right watched a lot of Charlie's Angels.
 
2014-07-14 08:54:17 AM

DjangoStonereaver:


You know what those boys said after they lost their virginity dont you? Get off my back you're crushing my smokes dad!
 
2014-07-14 08:56:22 AM
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2014-07-14 08:56:51 AM

jso2897: mrinfoguy: The article read like it was written by a drunk high school girl.

The truth butthurts, don't it?


An article written by a semi-literate twit, containing true statements, is still an article written by a semi-literate twit.
 
2014-07-14 08:57:18 AM
You know when you read something that starts out as sort of ridiculous sounding, so you chuckle a little bit, but it keeps building and building because the more you think about it the funnier it gets? That's what happened when I read "Y'all Qaeda".
 
2014-07-14 08:59:32 AM
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-- This is Bob. Bob had biatch tits.

-- This was a support group for men with testicular inadequacy. The big moosie in the middle eying me... that was Bob.

"We're still men"

"Yes, we're men. Men is what we are."

-- Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were lost. Then Fox News therapy. He developed biatch tits because his carb intake was too high and his body upped his insulin resistance. And that was where his gun fit...

"They're gonna have to open my knee again to drain the fluid."

Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big...
 
2014-07-14 09:01:06 AM
They look like a Redneck A-TEAM...
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2014-07-14 09:01:55 AM
A little bit better Raw Story link here -- more details, less snark.
 
2014-07-14 09:02:57 AM

FlyinS: jehovahs witness protection: Shoot a few of the invaders and this will end.

Ooooo. Edgy!


That's about as edgy as a Saturn full of Creed fans.
 
2014-07-14 09:04:50 AM
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The fatties are lulzy enough, but it's the guy on the right making an "anime girl with a handgun" pose that really gets me laughing.
 
2014-07-14 09:06:00 AM
Besides, if you want to patrol the border,
just ground mount these....img.fark.net
 
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