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(Anchorage Daily News)   "I've never been gored at my own rodeo"   (adn.com) divider line 26
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2014-07-14 09:08:20 AM
Leave them poor animals alone, asshole.  They got enough problems without dipsh*ts like you f*cking with them...
 
2014-07-14 11:32:54 AM
I don't think the bulls (or the odds) care whose rodeo it is.

Also, I find the term "double mugging" a bit unsettling.
 
2014-07-14 12:11:58 PM
www.nickschweitzer.net
GORE THREAD!
 
2014-07-14 12:16:49 PM
I thought that was why cowboys wore those big belt buckles, to protect their stomachs.
 
2014-07-14 12:17:46 PM
 
2014-07-14 12:19:55 PM
I miss the person loosely associated with this headline who would have contributed pictures to the thread.
 
2014-07-14 12:20:18 PM
Headline a euphemism?
 
2014-07-14 12:23:03 PM
la.indymedia.org
 
2014-07-14 12:23:36 PM
Never had a the gay rodeo, I'm guessing.
 
2014-07-14 12:24:16 PM

wellreadneck: Never had a the gay rodeo, I'm guessing.


?
 
2014-07-14 12:24:56 PM

scotchcrotch: Headline a euphemism?


I think it could be.


"Two balls, one strike with Juan on."
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2014-07-14 12:26:53 PM
So horny.
 
2014-07-14 12:33:55 PM
All the great rodeo pictures out there and you guys keep posting bullfighting pictures?
 
2014-07-14 12:34:57 PM
Looks like he got a bum steer.
 
2014-07-14 12:35:33 PM
Protip: never head-butt a bull, they like it.
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-14 12:37:03 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Leave them poor animals alone, asshole.  They got enough problems without dipsh*ts like you f*cking with them...


Stay Calm
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eat vegetables
 
2014-07-14 12:42:07 PM
May be a new, reasonable substitute for "hoisted with his own petard".
 
2014-07-14 12:43:57 PM
That sounds like an amusing euphemism...

Personally I despise rodeo and bull running. It seems unnecessarily cruel, although I get that rodeo probably has roots that make a lot of sense. Doing it purely for entertainment seems barbaric to me.
 
2014-07-14 12:49:59 PM
"Sometimes the bull wins"
 
2014-07-14 12:56:21 PM
Why is this weird? Where else would you get gored?
 
2014-07-14 01:30:32 PM
Unless he said "I've never been gored at my own rodeo"  before he was, he was not telling the truth.
 
2014-07-14 02:49:54 PM

Jument: That sounds like an amusing euphemism...

Personally I despise rodeo and bull running. It seems unnecessarily cruel, although I get that rodeo probably has roots that make a lot of sense. Doing it purely for entertainment seems barbaric to me.


From what I've seen, the animals in the bull riding event look like they might actually enjoy what they're doing.

The team roping makes me a little sad though. Kinda rough on the little steers.
 
2014-07-14 02:49:59 PM
Well, he was about due then.

i.imgflip.com
 
2014-07-14 06:18:12 PM

Loaf's Tray: [www.nickschweitzer.net image 152x236]
GORE THREAD!


www.familysecuritymatters.org

/sorry
 
2014-07-14 07:53:18 PM
You know who else was never gored at his own rodeo?
 
2014-07-15 11:34:14 AM
I don't see the "harpoon" that "gored" you, but this will help with the sting.
 
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