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(ESPN)   Add Jimmy Smith to the list of Baltimore Ravens arrests this off-season   (espn.go.com) divider line 21
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2014-07-13 10:11:42 PM
And Baltimore takes the early lead in the division, usurping the long-time champion Bengals, currently mired in 3rd place. In a shocking turn of events, the Browns are in second place, their best divisional showing in a long time, thanks to the indefatigable efforts of Josh Gordon. Meanwhile, the Steelers bring up the rear with a clean slate going back 18 months, their longest drought in years. It's a long season, folks, with three teams vying for the title and one dark horse well back of the competition. It could change overnight, so stay tuned.
 
2014-07-13 11:52:19 PM
Damn it, Jimmy.
 
2014-07-14 02:30:06 AM
Police said Smith was helping an intoxicated woman in the bathroom of a Towson, Maryland bar when she because nauseated.

Well, that explains everything.

/guessing they meant became.
 
2014-07-14 02:31:03 AM
I predict the Bengals are going 10-6 this year. Ten arrests, six convictions.

/can't take credit for this, some Dallas sportswriter said it some years back
 
2014-07-14 02:50:17 AM
What the arrest looked like:

www.starwarped.net
 
2014-07-14 02:59:11 AM
What the arrest looked like:

www.starwarped.net
 
2014-07-14 06:06:04 AM
Purple is the new Orange and Black.
 
2014-07-14 07:31:29 AM
Was he playing his organ in public?
 
2014-07-14 08:01:19 AM

iron_city_ap: Police said Smith was helping an intoxicated woman in the bathroom of a Towson, Maryland bar when she because nauseated.

Well, that explains everything.

/guessing they meant became.


From the other story I've read, 911 call was made for an unconscious female in a bathroom. Appears as though she was passed out, then vomiting and he was assisting her in not vomiting WHILE passed out.
He wouldn't back off when the paramedics showed up. So he was arrested for being belligerent to cops and medics.
While being arrested he pulled the douchey 'do you know who I am?' card. After being arrested he was apparently very cooperative and was released.

It's been a bad off-season for arrests for the Ravens this year, but this one seems pretty harmless. I'd guess the charges are probably dropped, and nothing more than a stern talking to from the league.

That is unless they in any way tie the cocaine that was in the woman's purse to him.
 
2014-07-14 08:46:05 AM

Deneb81: iron_city_ap: Police said Smith was helping an intoxicated woman in the bathroom of a Towson, Maryland bar when she because nauseated.

Well, that explains everything.

/guessing they meant became.

From the other story I've read, 911 call was made for an unconscious female in a bathroom. Appears as though she was passed out, then vomiting and he was assisting her in not vomiting WHILE passed out.
He wouldn't back off when the paramedics showed up. So he was arrested for being belligerent to cops and medics.
While being arrested he pulled the douchey 'do you know who I am?' card. After being arrested he was apparently very cooperative and was released.

It's been a bad off-season for arrests for the Ravens this year, but this one seems pretty harmless. I'd guess the charges are probably dropped, and nothing more than a stern talking to from the league.

That is unless they in any way tie the cocaine that was in the woman's purse to him.


Yeah I just kinda shook my head when I heard what he got arrested for. I'm guessing he was a little inebriated himself.
 
2014-07-14 08:59:03 AM

mjones73: Deneb81: iron_city_ap: Police said Smith was helping an intoxicated woman in the bathroom of a Towson, Maryland bar when she because nauseated.

Well, that explains everything.

/guessing they meant became.

From the other story I've read, 911 call was made for an unconscious female in a bathroom. Appears as though she was passed out, then vomiting and he was assisting her in not vomiting WHILE passed out.
He wouldn't back off when the paramedics showed up. So he was arrested for being belligerent to cops and medics.
While being arrested he pulled the douchey 'do you know who I am?' card. After being arrested he was apparently very cooperative and was released.

It's been a bad off-season for arrests for the Ravens this year, but this one seems pretty harmless. I'd guess the charges are probably dropped, and nothing more than a stern talking to from the league.

That is unless they in any way tie the cocaine that was in the woman's purse to him.

Yeah I just kinda shook my head when I heard what he got arrested for. I'm guessing he was a little inebriated himself.


Agreed.

Stupid mistake, but he's 25, and we all get a little belligerent sometimes.
 
2014-07-14 10:29:21 AM
Who among us hasn't helped some coked-up chick hurl chunks in a public ladies room before?  I know I've done that at LEAST a dozen times.
 
2014-07-14 10:42:06 AM
At least he wasn't helping her out of an elevator.
 
2014-07-14 10:53:20 AM

skylabdown: Who among us hasn't helped some coked-up chick hurl chunks in a public ladies room before?  I know I've done that at LEAST a dozen times.


You joke, but I've been in multiple situations where a female friend was overly inebriated and I had to help them out.  Of course I never mouthed off to paramedics when they showed up.
 
2014-07-14 11:58:28 AM
Jimmy Smith?  Arrested?  By the Baltimore police???  SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIT?
 
2014-07-14 12:09:48 PM
Gah, sorry about the double post upthread. There was a server lag when I first hit "submit" and it looked like didn't take.

/Farka culpa, farka maxima culpa
 
2014-07-14 12:14:37 PM
A Raven getting arrested at a Green Turtle in Towson is like the most Bawlmer thing ever.
 
2014-07-14 12:34:33 PM
Maybe he did know about the coke in her purse and that's why he tried to get the paramedics/cops to go away.
 
2014-07-14 01:13:44 PM

The Singing Bush: A Raven getting arrested at a Green TurtleThe Crease in Towson is like the most Bawlmer thing ever.

 
2014-07-14 02:18:19 PM

Gecko Gingrich: The Singing Bush: A Raven getting arrested at a Green TurtleThe Crease in Towson is like the most Bawlmer thing ever.


The Crease is for picking up cheap drunk Towson U girls.  I'm pretty sure Ravens players can afford high quality tail.
 
2014-07-14 08:15:28 PM
 
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