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(KTVU Bay Area News)   Police believe the naked man who attacked them, jumped on cars, broke windows, tried to go in to a random house and had to be tased to be subdued might have been having a narcotic-induced reaction.That's some fine police work there   (ktvu.com) divider line 22
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2014-07-14 05:07:26 AM  
Quick, there's an obvious conclusion, let's just run with that.........
 
2014-07-14 05:56:59 AM  
Is "taser" a verb as well as a noun? And if it is, is "tased" the proper past tense?
 
2014-07-14 06:02:14 AM  
Narcotics by definition make people sleepy. I doubt this person was on narcotics.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-14 06:04:12 AM  
According to police, officers recognized this behavior as excited delirium, a disorder that is usually drug-related, and can be fatal.

Sure. After the cops shoot you.
 
2014-07-14 06:27:58 AM  
He who controls the spice......
 
2014-07-14 06:31:21 AM  

docmattic: Is "taser" a verb as well as a noun? And if it is, is "tased" the proper past tense?


I think the verb is "taze".
 
2014-07-14 06:32:09 AM  

A_Glass_Of_Pink: He who controls the spice......


Does not control the taser...
 
2014-07-14 07:04:29 AM  

docmattic: Is "taser" a verb as well as a noun? And if it is, is "tased" the proper past tense?


Je tase
Tu tases
Il tase
Nous tasons
Vous tasez
Ils tasent
 
2014-07-14 07:17:09 AM  
Every time I view porn, I have excited delirium.
 
2014-07-14 08:26:29 AM  
I taser
You taser
We taser
I hath tasered
You hath tasered
We hath tasered
You pric taser
 
2014-07-14 08:34:40 AM  

fusillade762: Narcotics by definition make people sleepy. I doubt this person was on narcotics.

/dnrtfa


Thought the same thing.  Sounds like another bath salts episode.  That shiat is making PCP seem tame by comparison.
 
2014-07-14 09:15:56 AM  

fusillade762: Narcotics by definition make people sleepy. I doubt this person was on narcotics.

/dnrtfa


Could've been a really frightened guy on Ambien.
 
2014-07-14 09:39:52 AM  
This Random House, were there penguins there?
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2014-07-14 10:00:12 AM  
Narcotics makes people sleepy.
 
2014-07-14 10:39:35 AM  
Or, conversely, he might have simultaneously received his first ObamaCare premium which was so much higher than quoted that it's the last straw to losing his house  and and an ObamaCare Denial of Service Notice that he's not eligible for a tumor removal.

/inquiring minds want to know
 
2014-07-14 11:00:23 AM  
Tasō.
Tasis.
Tasit.
Tasimus.
Tasitis.
Tasunt.

/Romanes eunt domus.
 
2014-07-14 11:02:54 AM  

skinink: Every time I view porn, I have excited delirium.


Well, that WOULD explain the naked part...

But, if his masturbation has gotten that elaborate, he might want to try meeting a real girl.

(or boy, NTTAWTT)
 
2014-07-14 11:25:48 AM  
After the naked man murdered some punks for their clothes and punched through a car window, police determined he was probably on PCP.
 
2014-07-14 11:55:14 AM  
Naked trifecta in play.
 
2014-07-14 12:09:04 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Or, conversely, he might have simultaneously received his first ObamaCare premium which was so much higher than quoted that it's the last straw to losing his house  and and an ObamaCare Denial of Service Notice that he's not eligible for a tumor removal.

/inquiring minds want to know


Professor Science: Tasō.
Tasis.
Tasit.
Tasimus.
Tasitis.
Tasunt.

/Romanes eunt domus.


The Romans are in the 'ouse?
 
2014-07-14 12:09:09 PM  

rkiller1: Naked trifecta in play.


Now I just need to find a way to get myself on the news.
 
2014-07-14 12:47:29 PM  
I'd have excited delerium if a lovely Farkette would send BIE. EIP!
 
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