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(CrushPlate)   Contrary to popular belief, smoking heroin in the bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant does not make the Chuck E. Cheese experience any less terrifying   (crushplate.com) divider line 54
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2014-07-13 06:26:19 PM
"I once smoked smack in a Chuck E Cheese Baffroom."

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Really, ever been to a Chuck E Cheese? Can't blame them.
 
2014-07-13 07:48:15 PM
Chuck E. Cheese on acid sounds horrific.

/wonder if the Rockafire Explosion sound awesome on shrooms
 
2014-07-13 07:48:50 PM
The Surprisingly Dark Origin Story of Chuck E. Cheese


Chuck E. Cheese, the iconic mascot of the world's most famous kid's birthday party destination, is getting a makeover. In an effort to boost lagging sales, the famous pizza chain/corporate baby sitter is ditching Chuck's current look, which could best be described as "Who the hell knows? A mouse in a hat or some shiat?" in favor of a more modern getup. In this case, "modern" of course means "The video game version of Kurt Cobain."
Apparently, early '90s nostalgia is huge with the grade school set. Either that, or some dipshiat "marketing professional" graduated from college in 1992, settled into an entry level job at Chuck E. Cheese's, promptly stopped giving a shiat about what people care about (even though it's an essential function of a marketing job) and has been climbing the corporate ladder through sheer corporate politics and seniority ever since. In turn, Chuck E. Cheese's has been coasting by on this person's blatant lack of talent for all these years and as a result now finds itself pulling this desperate bullshiat to get kids interested in its pizza rat again.
The saddest part of it all is that this mysterious marketing slacker who we've invented for the purpose of this argument is about to fark Chuck all over again. Why, you ask? Because this sad attempt at a return to relevance is aimed squarely at the wrong target.
The Chuck E. Cheese problem isn't one of not resonating with children. They'll take any singing rodent you put in front of their indiscriminate faces. But the kids who first fell in love with Chuck E. Cheese are adults with kids of their own now. If you want to give sales a shot in the arm, you get those people interested again. And there's no more surefire way to do that than with a gritty reboot. Hollywood figured that out a long time ago. If you want to get adults in the mood to revisit something from their childhood, make that shiat look dangerous.


Read more:  http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-surprisingly-dark-origin-story - chuck-e.-cheese/#ixzz37OaB7Z6G
 
2014-07-13 07:50:07 PM
I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.
 
2014-07-13 07:51:42 PM
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2014-07-13 07:59:14 PM
Chuck E. Cheese: Where a junkie can be a junkie.
 
2014-07-13 07:59:24 PM
I thought opiates were an appetite suppressant. Wouldn't that help considerably?
 
2014-07-13 08:01:45 PM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.


Maybe it was opium?
 
2014-07-13 08:01:46 PM
I don't know who appointed subby arbitter here, but based on Fark threads my experience, yes, it damn well does.
 
2014-07-13 08:02:48 PM
Now I'm imagining the old Chinese man from Gremlins smoking opium between sets for gizmo.
 
2014-07-13 08:07:22 PM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.


Its called Chasing the Dragon. You place the opiate (heroin) on a metal surface and heat it. The smoke is then inhaled by the user.
 
2014-07-13 08:08:46 PM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.


You can smoke it, snort it or inject it.
 
2014-07-13 08:12:29 PM

fusillade762: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.

You can smoke it, snort it or inject it.


It's the WD-40 of opiates, really
 
2014-07-13 08:14:50 PM
I dunno about heroin, but if you drop acid the Chuck E Cheese band becomes MUCH more interactive.
 
2014-07-13 08:17:35 PM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.


You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it
 
2014-07-13 08:18:44 PM
Nine out of ten heroin addicts claim that a Chuck E. Cheese is the last place on earth that they would seen in.
 
2014-07-13 08:23:59 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.

You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it


You can take that heroin and shove it right up your ass.

No, seriously, you can.
 
2014-07-13 08:26:59 PM

BigLuca: drjekel_mrhyde: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.

You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it

You can take that heroin and shove it right up your ass.

No, seriously, you can.


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2014-07-13 08:27:31 PM

BigLuca: drjekel_mrhyde: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.

You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it

You can take that heroin and shove it right up your ass.

No, seriously, you can.


Stevie Nicks approves.

/Yes I know it was actually coke.
 
2014-07-13 08:34:57 PM
The possibility of scoring some smack might actually make that place interesting.
 
2014-07-13 08:43:17 PM
I never even knew that Chuck E Cheese could be defined as a restaurant, there's nothing edible in that place!
 
2014-07-13 08:49:13 PM
Chuck E. Cheese, the Florida of restaurants.
 
2014-07-13 08:51:46 PM

Dadoody: Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-surprisingly-dark-origin-story - chuck-e.-cheese/#ixzz37OaB7Z6G



Where are facts number 2,3,4,and 5?
 
2014-07-13 09:05:01 PM

Mugato: Really, ever been to a Chuck E Cheese? Can't blame them.


yes.
 
2014-07-13 09:09:08 PM

studebaker hoch: The possibility of scoring some smack might actually make that place interesting.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Do they have Smack-a-Mole?
 
2014-07-13 09:11:56 PM
SUBBY, everyone knows that!
 
2014-07-13 09:15:42 PM
Wow, a lot of interesting hatred here. All I know is Chuck E. Cheese was a blast when I was little. It's not intended for childless 30-something hipster douchebags who couldn't look at a blue sky without complaining about the UV rays...
 
2014-07-13 09:21:31 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Wow, a lot of interesting hatred here. All I know is Chuck E. Cheese was a blast when I was little. It's not intended for childless 30-something hipster douchebags who couldn't look at a blue sky without complaining about the UV rays...


I never had much of an opinion about Chuck E. Cheese...until I joined Fark. Every single article I've ever seen about it is something negative. Fights, horrible experiences, germs galore, and now smack.

I have a two year old, and she will never see the inside of a Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2014-07-13 09:26:57 PM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.


Go look up "chasing the dragon."

And don't ask how I know.
 
2014-07-13 09:27:10 PM
trippin' at chuck's

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2014-07-13 09:31:20 PM
There was a casino owner named Ted Binion who smoked heroin because he was fearful of overdose, his wife killed him instead.
 
2014-07-13 09:36:00 PM

Nowhereman: There was a casino owner named Ted Binion who smoked heroin because he was fearful of overdose, his wife killed him instead.


That should be a children's book.
 
2014-07-13 09:37:15 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: BigLuca: drjekel_mrhyde: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.

You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it

You can take that heroin and shove it right up your ass.

No, seriously, you can.

Stevie Nicks approves.

/Yes I know it was actually coke.


s16.postimg.org

Yup.
 
2014-07-13 09:38:06 PM
I didn't know you could smoke heroine, unless you were talking about oxy.

\s there a crystal heroine?
 
2014-07-13 10:00:18 PM

Enemabag Jones: I didn't know you could smoke heroine, unless you were talking about oxy.

\s there a crystal heroine?


This question has already been answered. You can take it just about any way you like. Though I've never heard of anyone eating it.
 
2014-07-13 10:05:28 PM

Enemabag Jones: I didn't know you could smoke heroine, unless you were talking about oxy.

\s there a crystal heroine?


Heroin is the fruit of the poppy. You can shoot it, snort it, smoke it, vape it, or stick it up your ass
There's heroin-kabobs, heroin creole, heroin gumbo. Powdered, flaked, liquid or paste
 heroin.. There's pineapple heroin, lemon heroin, coconut heroin, pepper heroin, heroin soup, heroin stew, heroin salad, heroin and potatoes, heroin burger, heroin sandwich. That's about it.
 
2014-07-13 10:06:28 PM

brap: Nowhereman: There was a casino owner named Ted Binion who smoked heroin because he was fearful of overdose, his wife killed him instead.

That should be a children's book.


This thread needs KotC
 
2014-07-13 10:17:14 PM
Prevailing Wind:That should be a children's book.

This thread needs KotC


Indeed.

I have a feeling he will find it after he is done writing his review of Ballpit of Butthurt.
 
2014-07-13 10:35:34 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Straight Outta Wells Branch: BigLuca: drjekel_mrhyde: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.

You can snort it also. Never heard of anyone smoking it

You can take that heroin and shove it right up your ass.

No, seriously, you can.

Stevie Nicks approves.

/Yes I know it was actually coke.

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Yup.


www.verbicidemagazine.com
 
2014-07-13 10:43:06 PM
Odd that places can change so damned much... when I was a kid (OMFG CSB TIME!!!) we had a ShowBiz, which was the same thing as Chuck E. Cheese.  It was kewl as hell to work your ass off, go there and meet some friends, order up a giant pizza, play games, flirt with chicks. I got some much tang out of that place back in HS... it was like a bar for teens! (100x better payoff than the mall lol)
But, will admit.. and this is why it went out of business - no one would go there - they wound up not maintaining anything, including kitchen,  The games sucked; controls wouldn't work and they wouldn't refund on them OR even put up an 'Out Of Order' sign (got kicked out more than once for kicking the shiat out of a machine.. "banned" more than once, but when employee turnover was weekly, there was ZERO fear of being recognized).
Even the robot band kept breaking down... some didn't work or would stop working in middle of song. Hilarious when one dead one would pop back to life, for 1 to 3 seconds, like someone goosed'em!!

Only been in ONE Chuck E. Cheese and it was for about 20 seconds.  Saw the type of class of people inside and right back out we went (this was a few years ago with X and her kid).  Not really sure how they had business... even a blind person should have followed suit as soon as the smell of tomato sauce and dirty diapers hit them in the face like a Mac truck.

/End of CSB time about diapers... or maybe I'll post another, it Depends®
 
2014-07-13 10:47:03 PM
Every time I see "Chuck E. Cheese" in a fark headline, my initial assumption is the Chuck E Cheese in Oak Lawn, IL made the news again.  Stabbings, shootings, police altercations, and right next to a Big K too!
 
2014-07-13 11:03:30 PM
How many tickets for that spoon??
 
2014-07-13 11:19:10 PM

TheMega: Only been in ONE Chuck E. Cheese and it was for about 20 seconds.  Saw the type of class of people inside and right back out we went (this was a few years ago with X and her kid).  Not really sure how they had business... even a blind person should have followed suit as soon as the smell of tomato sauce and dirty diapers hit them in the face like a Mac truck.


The last time I was at a Chuck E. Cheese, was when I was about 9-10 (20 yrs ago), with my mom, drug addict dad, and it was for the daughter of my Uncle's trashy stripper g/f....

Wait, what was my point? Oh yeah, you were right to leave, we would have stolen all your stuff, maybe even the kid :D .

/not really
//stolen your stuff I mean. the rest is unfortunately true.
///didn't know they'd turn you in for smoking heroin in the bathroom of that place
 
2014-07-13 11:21:09 PM

TheMega: Odd that places can change so damned much... when I was a kid (OMFG CSB TIME!!!) we had a ShowBiz, which was the same thing as Chuck E. Cheese.


Showwwwbiiiz Pizza.....where a kid can be a kid!

I went to a rave inside a shuttered C E. C once. Dancefloor handy! They wired the sound output into the defunct robot band somehow so these semi-fur-clad armatures thrashed soundlessly to the beat. It reminded me of a wounded dying animal.
 
2014-07-13 11:31:27 PM

Enemabag Jones: I didn't know you could smoke heroine, unless you were talking about oxy.

\s there a crystal heroine?


There was a "Dark Crystal" heroine, she was called Kira. She was captured by the Skeksis and they made a movie about it.
 
2014-07-14 12:14:04 AM
Showbiz > Chuck E. Cheese

The Showbiz of my childhood was wall to wall arcade games, back when arcades were in their prime. I remember that vector graphic Star Wars game ate ALL of my tokens. Well that and skeeball.

Showbiz is also where I was introduced to crushed red pepper. I didn't know what it was, so I gave it a sniff. Went right up my nose. Burned forever, seemed like. You'd think that experience would have kept me away from the stuff. Not even close. I love it!
 
2014-07-14 03:10:47 AM

Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.


For those of us who are afraid of needles, some genius came up with smokeable Heroin.  Yes, it exists.  The more you know.
 
2014-07-14 06:45:00 AM

Gyrfalcon: Gergesa: I thought you injected heroin.  Well whatever, I'm not a drug addict.  The important thing here is that this represents a step up from the usual violence at Chuck E Cheese and not a single person was shot.

Go look up "chasing the dragon."

And don't ask how I know.


You should have some more.  All junkies should have as much as they want.
 
2014-07-14 07:17:42 AM
I hear that if you go into a Chuck E Cheese bathroom and say "nose-candy man" three times, a guy comes in to does some blow. Incidentally, it also happens if you just go in the bathroom and wait about a half-hour.
 
2014-07-14 09:20:10 AM
I still maintain that Showbiz was the better concept, had the better food, and had the better stage show.  Seriously, who doesn't like the Rock-afire Explosion?
 
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