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(New York Magazine)   Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning   (nymag.com) divider line 56
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2014-07-13 04:27:20 PM  
Unless Prince is there, he loves making pancakes.
 
2014-07-13 05:12:23 PM  
And you really don't want to be the nosiest if you're sleeping alone
 
2014-07-13 06:54:45 PM  
 
2014-07-13 07:04:20 PM  
Noisy sex is a competition?
 
2014-07-13 07:05:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And you really don't want to be the nosiest if you're sleeping alone


Mind your own business.
 
2014-07-13 07:06:08 PM  
naps are for one person

Don't you farking tell me how to nap.
 
2014-07-13 07:07:34 PM  
The article.
Is.
Stupid.
 
2014-07-13 07:10:43 PM  
I prefer to make doughnuts....
 
2014-07-13 07:11:56 PM  
Hot, sticky pancakes.
 
2014-07-13 07:12:07 PM  
They left out the directory where these houses could be found.
 
2014-07-13 07:12:34 PM  

wichitaleaf: The article.
Is.
Stupid.


Considering it has "New York" in the title, what was your first clue?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-07-13 07:12:44 PM  
Always remember to grumble (in your best hill folk accent), "Spider caught a fly," and slowly close the door behind you if you ever walk in on a couple.
 
2014-07-13 07:12:45 PM  

NutWrench: Hot, sticky, and MOIST pancakes.



FTFY.
 
2014-07-13 07:13:47 PM  
Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?
 
2014-07-13 07:15:28 PM  
1) close the door
2) put a sign up on your door with your name, don't make me guess a room is taken
 
2014-07-13 07:16:21 PM  

CruJones: Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?


Only on family vacations
 
2014-07-13 07:17:52 PM  

CruJones: Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?



Only if you're MC Hammer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRC-kLE4RY
 
2014-07-13 07:19:13 PM  
What about scrambled eggs?

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-13 07:19:45 PM  
I read the headline as "Vacation-HORSE sex"

/leaves disappointed
 
2014-07-13 07:19:52 PM  
Married couples get the shaft? Fark you author.

How bout those committed to each other get 2nd dibs (after the host couple).

Single people? You get the couch...
 
2014-07-13 07:20:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And you really don't want to be the nosiest if you're sleeping alone

Mind your own business.


Heh... yeah, bit of a vowel dysfunction there

/makes sense either way. though
//kinda
 
2014-07-13 07:22:50 PM  
I stopped reading at the first paragraph.  You know who is going to be sleeping in the bigger beds?  Couples who paid or did more to arrange the vacation.  Single friends sleeping in a bed while long term couples get the couch my farking ass!
 
2014-07-13 07:27:07 PM  

CJHardin: I stopped reading at the first paragraph.  You know who is going to be sleeping in the bigger beds?  Couples who paid or did more to arrange the vacation.  Single friends sleeping in a bed while long term couples get the couch my farking ass!



CSB:

A while back, I stayed up at Whistler at a townhouse with a bunch of friends.  The friend who set it all up had a large bed with his g/f, and a married couple had another large bed....fair enough.  IIRC, there was only one other bedroom with a bunk bed....and my friend said that whoever paid him first would get it first.

So I made sure to be the first one to pay him....and I was.

But guess what happened once I arrived?  He tried to say that things were still in work, blah blah.

F*ck that...I immediately put my stuff in that room.  Case closed.

/Got the feeling he f*cked up and guaranteed beds to too many people.
 
2014-07-13 07:27:15 PM  

The_Sponge: CruJones: Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?


Only if you're MC Hammer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRC-kLE4RY


Won't touch that....snort.
 
2014-07-13 07:27:47 PM  

bmwericus: The_Sponge: CruJones: Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?


Only if you're MC Hammer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRC-kLE4RY

Won't touch that....snort.



I LOL'd.
 
2014-07-13 07:33:18 PM  
Yeah, as someone who did that summer share gig after college I have to call bullshiat on everything in this article, unsurprising since New York mag is the pond-scum of the bottom feeders that are NYC media.

Here's the rule: The guy or gal who is on the lease makes the rules, even if someone is paying a shiatton more than they are, it's their house and they can legally kick you the fark out. Don't like that? Get better credit and get your own house next summer.
 
2014-07-13 07:37:37 PM  
tradetotravel.com

What a 'vacation-home' might look like.
 
2014-07-13 07:39:29 PM  
What the fark did I just read.

Those minutes back, please, and fark you subby.
 
2014-07-13 07:40:49 PM  
pond-scum of the bottom feeders that are NYC media

Wait...doesn't scum float...on top?
 
2014-07-13 07:42:10 PM  

The_Sponge: CJHardin: I stopped reading at the first paragraph.  You know who is going to be sleeping in the bigger beds?  Couples who paid or did more to arrange the vacation.  Single friends sleeping in a bed while long term couples get the couch my farking ass!


CSB:

A while back, I stayed up at Whistler at a townhouse with a bunch of friends.  The friend who set it all up had a large bed with his g/f, and a married couple had another large bed....fair enough.  IIRC, there was only one other bedroom with a bunk bed....and my friend said that whoever paid him first would get it first.

So I made sure to be the first one to pay him....and I was.

But guess what happened once I arrived?  He tried to say that things were still in work, blah blah.

F*ck that...I immediately put my stuff in that room.  Case closed.

/Got the feeling he f*cked up and guaranteed beds to too many people.


I would have done the exact same.

Other than who payed the most, who is couples, and who got promises for beds, it comes down to who got there first.  Normally though, my friends and I would find a rental that would accommodate the guests, but if you are single, your ass is getting a blow up or a couch if there aren't enough beds.  Wanna hook up with somebody, hit the showers, or the hot tub, or the pool.  Let me find out you banged one out on my bed while me and Ms. CJHardin is out, you are probably getting asked to GTFO.  Don't even ask to borrow the bed.
 
2014-07-13 07:44:03 PM  

TheOther: pond-scum of the bottom feeders that are NYC media

Wait...doesn't scum float...on top?


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-13 07:46:26 PM  

Truther: Married couples get the shaft? Fark you author.

How bout those committed to each other get 2nd dibs (after the host couple).

Single people? You get the couch...


This.  Obviously host couple get the best shiat.  You're there as a guest.  Everything else is fair game - and no the hostess doesn't get to pick all the other little BS that each couple and single has to do / sleep on.  Figuring it out is half the fun.
 
2014-07-13 07:49:24 PM  
done in one......
 
2014-07-13 08:12:42 PM  

TheRevHairless: I read the headline as "Vacation-HORSE sex"

/leaves disappointed


Sill doesn't change who makes breakfast
 
2014-07-13 08:18:50 PM  
Is it bad manners to wipe your junk on the drapes?
 
2014-07-13 08:29:09 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Is it bad manners to wipe your junk on the drapes?


Only if the carpet doesn't match

Wood floors? After vag yes, but never after teh buttsecks
 
2014-07-13 08:30:24 PM  
Saw the "word" sexile...

c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-13 08:32:36 PM  
Wait. Does this have anything to do with dropping your car keys in a hat at the door?
 
2014-07-13 08:50:56 PM  

lindalouwho: Unless Prince is there, he loves making pancakes.


I came for this...

/wait, that may sound wrong
 
2014-07-13 08:52:40 PM  

TheOther: pond-scum of the bottom feeders that are NYC media

Wait...doesn't scum float...on top?


So does shiat.
 
2014-07-13 09:03:21 PM  

i.r.id10t: BluVeinThrobber: Is it bad manners to wipe your junk on the drapes?

Only if the carpet doesn't match

Wood floors? After vag yes, but never after teh buttsecks


My bad
 
2014-07-13 09:27:33 PM  
How is it that people are doing vacations without enough beds? F*cking pay for 15 beds if there are 15 people going, it's not that difficult.
 
2014-07-13 09:30:07 PM  

blurr_grrl: [tradetotravel.com image 640x304]

What a 'vacation-home' might look like.


i22.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-13 09:33:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-13 09:39:37 PM  

Nick Nostril: Wait. Does this have anything to do with dropping your car keys in a hat at the door?


#2 certainly does.
 
2014-07-13 09:42:30 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: How is it that people are doing vacations without enough beds? F*cking pay for 15 beds if there are 15 people going, it's not that difficult.


The whole point of weekends like that is to force people in to bed with one another.
 
2014-07-13 09:57:46 PM  
Ahh vacation beach houses that's how I met my 1st wife. I still haven't forgiven my brother
 
2014-07-13 10:08:21 PM  

naughtyrev: cameroncrazy1984: How is it that people are doing vacations without enough beds? F*cking pay for 15 beds if there are 15 people going, it's not that difficult.

The whole point of weekends like that is to force people in to bed with one another.


Maybe if you're on a reality show.
 
2014-07-13 10:11:14 PM  

naughtyrev: cameroncrazy1984: How is it that people are doing vacations without enough beds? F*cking pay for 15 beds if there are 15 people going, it's not that difficult.

The whole point of weekends like that is to force people in to bed with one another.


Last time I tried that I ended up with a restraining order...
 
2014-07-13 10:16:15 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: CruJones: Walking around with a boner in a speedo still ok?

Only on family vacations


Depends on who your mom is.

i.imgur.com
 
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