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(CNN)   If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split   (cnn.com) divider line 18
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2014-07-13 12:02:15 PM  
5 votes:
If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split for licking slit
2014-07-13 11:59:41 AM  
3 votes:
If you attend a Christian university of your own volition, you deserve every bad thing they do to you. I'm fairly certain that many are not accredited by any reasonable organization (some are only accredited by organizations created specifically to accredit BS schools) and a degree from such a place is worthless. We're talking people who say that Pi is equal to three because the bible says so (I Kings 7:23-26, do the math). I wouldn't walk on a bridge designed by someone using the biblical value of Pi.

If your parents force you to attend a Christian university out of some wrong-headed delusion that it will "fix" a part of you that isn't actually broken, they're sh*theads and they deserve to lose contact with you forever... at least up until the point where you put them in a retirement home and import some rats.

If you are a member of the faculty at some fake-accredited Christian university, you are part of the problem and I automatically assume your degree is equivalent to a Cracker Jack prize. I will not trust your word on anything. You could say the sun rises in the east and I'd still hit up Snopes.

If you are the class pet at some Christian university, I pity you because they probably get the crappiest pet food from some bible-thumping pet store that cares more about the appearance of being christian than poor Mittens' well being.

If you are the rich billionaire creating these whack-ass Christian universities, GO SH*T GLASS SHARDS, YOU SOCIAL SABOTEUR!

Did I leave anyone out?
2014-07-13 02:56:01 PM  
2 votes:
If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split


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2014-07-13 11:01:34 AM  
2 votes:
But now people notice her.
2014-07-14 07:31:20 AM  
1 votes:

Straight Outta Wells Branch: HMS_Blinkin: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Their university, their rules. Just like if someone makes you take a drug test to work for them, it doesn't matter if you think it's harmless, it's their rules. But that makes too much sense, so when it all goes wrong they should call CNN and complain.

Yeah.  I'm a rabid supporter of LGBT rights and equality, but it's a private university.  They can make up whatever damn rules they want.  Go to ANY public university in the country and this wouldn't be a problem (or at the very least you could sue someone's face off if it was a problem).

So if a private golf course founded by evangelicals said "No Jews because they killed our Lord" will you really just say that it's their right to do so?


I might not, but there are probably 5 Supreme Court Justices who think it's perfectly fine.
2014-07-13 11:19:42 PM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: ciberido: HMS_Blinkin: And yes, you're right that many students don't realize they're gay, of course.  But simply  being gay wasn't what got her in trouble; it appears that getting married to a woman did.

So she should have lived in sin and lied instead?  That would be more moral?

What the fark do I care about "moral?" Who cares about "living in sin?" These are artificial constructs.


Then you really have nothing to contribute to this discussion.
2014-07-13 08:33:06 PM  
1 votes:

LewDux: Link
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Are you posting that in the wrong thread, or is there some connection you'd like to explain?
2014-07-13 07:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

macross87: The bible is against homosexuality. That part is clear.


Maybe.  But it is pretty quiet about lesbians getting it on.  It only talks about men laying with men as with a woman.  Doesn't say a thing about women laying with women as with a woman (or a man for that matter).  So if we're gonna take it literally, then only male gay sex is bad.  Hot girl on girl sex, since it specifically isn't mentioned, must be okay.
2014-07-13 03:50:27 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Their university, their rules. Just like if someone makes you take a drug test to work for them, it doesn't matter if you think it's harmless, it's their rules. But that makes too much sense, so when it all goes wrong they should call CNN and complain.


Reminds me of an LBJ story:

Once Johnson landed at an Air Force base and a young officer directed the President over to a helicopter while saying, "Sir, your helicopter is over here." Johnson replied, "Son, they're all my helicopters."
2014-07-13 03:41:55 PM  
1 votes:

Saborlas: If you are the rich billionaire creating these whack-ass Christian universities, GO SH*T GLASS SHARDS, YOU SOCIAL SABOTEUR!


Holy shiat, I thought Kittypie had somehow posted outside the friendly green glow for a minute there.
2014-07-13 03:16:15 PM  
1 votes:
Step 1: Go to Christian university
Step 2: Marry lesbian partner
Step 3: Share expulsion letter with CNN
Step 4:
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2014-07-13 03:14:08 PM  
1 votes:
Was it Oral Roberts?
2014-07-13 02:57:43 PM  
1 votes:
"As an American and a Christian, I do respect your choice," the administrator wrote. "(But) I have to uphold the Lifestyle Covenant at SCU and confront you with our position.

As an judgmental moralistic finger pointer, i have to say that your lifestyle makes me want to vomit, and you are definitely going to burn in hell because God loves you. So get the fark out. Now.

//Seriously, how can you call yourself a "Christian", who is not supposed to judge, lest you be judged, and yet, you expel someone who has found love, be it a kind you don't understand or agree with? Seems like you :"Christians" like to use what parts of the bible fit your liking, and the others you just ignore. Wasn't one of "Jesus" teachings to accept and tolerate those who are different from you? Guess you kinda forgot that part in your moralistic ravings.didn't ya?

///Dumbass tag should be for the lesbian woman who was a member, and expected them to accept her and her partner. That was stupid. She should have known better.
2014-07-13 02:57:08 PM  
1 votes:
As long as her partner ain't BLACK.

Right?
2014-07-13 02:56:36 PM  
1 votes:

indylaw: If you go to an Episcopal university or a Congregationalist university or a non weird Lutheran university or a Methodist university or even a mainstream Catholic university, nah. But if you go to a university containing any permutation of Pentecost or holiness or baptist in the name and they make you sign a catch all lifestyle pledge, you might want to make sure you're not gay or that you're ok hiding it until graduation.


Whole lotta this.
2014-07-13 02:56:19 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: basemetal: Meh, you're in a christian school (not a great one at that) living in the buckle of the bible belt.  If you didn't know this would happen, that education was more worthless than I thought.

/you couldn't wait until after college to get married?

Pretty much this.  Play by their rules, graduate, get married and do a hot lesbian sex video wearing school attire...


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2014-07-13 12:40:51 PM  
1 votes:
This isn't attention whoring at all.
2014-07-13 11:22:13 AM  
1 votes:
Their university, their rules. Just like if someone makes you take a drug test to work for them, it doesn't matter if you think it's harmless, it's their rules. But that makes too much sense, so when it all goes wrong they should call CNN and complain.
 
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