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(CNN)   Well, we've survived another Super Moon. Tell us your stories. Mercury's retrograde just recently finished, too -- were there any noticeable, lingering effects?   ( divider line
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2014-07-13 11:31:59 AM  
7 votes:
Tide goes in, stains come out.  You can't explain that.
2014-07-13 02:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
It turned me into a newt.

/I got better
2014-07-13 05:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
Cattle Mutilations are up.
2014-07-13 02:33:49 PM  
2 votes:
Lingering effects, no.
Nothing noticible.
Let's go have a howl at that moon
2014-07-13 02:19:30 PM  
2 votes:
It took me 16 minutes to save 15% on my car insurance.
2014-07-13 02:11:21 PM  
2 votes:
I had a two-flusher.
2014-07-13 12:11:32 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't survive.  I am now nosferatu, cursed to walk the earth hungering for blood. Dammit!
2014-07-14 08:06:06 PM  
1 vote:
I choked down a handful of 'shrooms, drank a half bottle of Sailor Jerry's and then stole a windsurfing board that didn't have a sail. Big deal though, those things paddle like a hot damn so I was making ten knots out of the channel with the nose aimed towards Hawaii.

The next morning I woke up in a dumpster in Hoboken with a woman named Steve and a tattoo of an iguana on my left thigh.

2014-07-14 11:01:32 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-14 09:31:53 AM  
1 vote:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Ahem. "Gozer the Destructor: By the power vested in me by the City, County, and State of New York, you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your dimension of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel plane."

Are you a God?
2014-07-13 08:18:45 PM  
1 vote:

Taima: Well, brace yourself, we have two more "super moon" events coming, on consecutive full moons no less. I expect the derp to be at full strength by the third one. Or, the whole thing could blow itself out, that'd be nice. But I'm expecting the derp. Lots and lots of derp.


Time to start a rumor at work about the Moon breaking up and showing the Earth with meteors, I think...

/maybe tie that to the "End Times" derp for the lulz
// yes, i work with a few Evangelical 'Fundies ...
2014-07-13 06:50:56 PM  
1 vote:

mojo wire: It hit my eye like a big pizza pie.


2014-07-13 06:24:18 PM  
1 vote:
It hit my eye like a big pizza pie.
2014-07-13 05:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
Well, this Mercury Retrograde my wife came back, my truck started running again, my dog got better, and I sobered up.
2014-07-13 03:42:43 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: Cybernetic: I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?

Not as good as a baby arm between the legs. But decent.

Was it holding an apple?
2014-07-13 02:33:03 PM  
1 vote:
My left arm went kind of numb and I have really bad heartburn. I keep getting dizzy, too. Did I stare too long at the moon?
2014-07-13 02:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
Only 1 out if 5 dentists chose Trident. Pure madness.
2014-07-13 12:29:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yes. I'm even worse at dealing with superstitious idiots.
2014-07-13 12:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
Talk about extreme viral marketing for Sailor Moon Crystal
2014-07-13 11:31:14 AM  
1 vote:
The only ill effect seemed to be a flood of "OMG SUPERMOON WHAT DOES IT MEAN" posts to my Facebook wall.
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