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(CNN)   Well, we've survived another Super Moon. Tell us your stories. Mercury's retrograde just recently finished, too -- were there any noticeable, lingering effects?   (cnn.com) divider line 83
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2014-07-13 03:42:43 PM  

neongoats: Cybernetic: I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?

Not as good as a baby arm between the legs. But decent.


Was it holding an apple?
 
2014-07-13 03:52:23 PM  

FrancoFile: Well, the idiot redneck neighbor decided to have a couple of friends try to fix something on her car last night.  At midnight.  Right outside my bedroom window.  Complete with swearing, whooping, revving, and spewing gravel.

So the lingering effect would be how sleepy and pissed-off am I today.

/moving in 2 weeks
//never been so glad
///drowsy slashies.


I have neighbors like that but different. They would hold long loud parties past curfew. I inquired at the local constable and was informed I could file a complaint after curfew anonymously but before they could find out who I was. That would not be a good thing for me. The neighbors told me it never did any good anyway. Supposedly one of the guys used to be in Three Dog Night and was sort of immune to this sort of thing.

The worst was the chick screaming. I kept hoping she would take on the dick of every one there just to shut her up.

My solution? TV in the bedroom then if needed ear plugs. No one else was interested in the problem so I dealt with it myself. Somewhere along the line it fixed itself. Maybe he died.
 
2014-07-13 03:53:00 PM  
Did we survive the July 12 earthquake in California?
http://www.fark.com/comments/8331808/So-does-anybody-have-plans-for- Ju ly-12-Los-Angeles-earthquake

Oh right, it accidentally hit Japan instead.
 
2014-07-13 04:05:43 PM  
Now that these astrological anomalies have ended, the hippies in my office are on the hunt for a different excuse to try and explain why they are insufferably rude and bad at their jobs.
 
2014-07-13 04:17:29 PM  

dukeblue219: I agree with Geoff Chester's comments -- I work for NASA (no, I don't do anything super cool that you've ever heard of) and every time we have a story about a super moon or whatever I get people asking me "When is the super moon? Did you hear the moon is going to be huge tonight?" Then, about a week later when I run into that same person I get "How come the moon didn't look any different?"

Wish they would stop making this into a big deal. It's interesting from an astronomical standpoint but that's about it. You won't notice any difference.


Well, brace yourself, we have two more "super moon" events coming, on consecutive full moons no less. I expect the derp to be at full strength by the third one. Or, the whole thing could blow itself out, that'd be nice. But I'm expecting the derp. Lots and lots of derp.

/derp
 
2014-07-13 05:18:05 PM  
Cattle Mutilations are up.
 
2014-07-13 05:18:19 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: It took me 16 minutes to save 15% on my car insurance.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-13 05:22:53 PM  
... and there was a great unexplained undersea sponge migration.
 
2014-07-13 05:39:11 PM  
Moon, no Mercury Retrograde, yes.  Shiat always happens during Mercury Retrograde.
 
2014-07-13 05:43:40 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... and there was a great unexplained undersea sponge migration.


This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head...
 
2014-07-13 05:57:21 PM  
Well, this Mercury Retrograde my wife came back, my truck started running again, my dog got better, and I sobered up.
 
2014-07-13 06:20:35 PM  
Idiots did dumb stuff because idiots thought they should do dumb stuff, and all their idiot friends were doing dumb stuff.
 
2014-07-13 06:24:18 PM  
It hit my eye like a big pizza pie.
 
2014-07-13 06:42:29 PM  
We survived in the past but only because we didn't know it was a sper moon, as opposed to a fat ass.
 
2014-07-13 06:50:56 PM  

mojo wire: It hit my eye like a big pizza pie.


a-z-animals.com


or

holocenter.org

???
 
2014-07-13 07:30:33 PM  

neongoats: Astrology is bullshiat.
Astrology is bullshiat.
Astrology is bullshiat.

/Astrology is bullshiat.
//Astrology is bullshiat.


Capricorns always say that.
 
2014-07-13 08:18:45 PM  

Taima: Well, brace yourself, we have two more "super moon" events coming, on consecutive full moons no less. I expect the derp to be at full strength by the third one. Or, the whole thing could blow itself out, that'd be nice. But I'm expecting the derp. Lots and lots of derp.

/derp



Time to start a rumor at work about the Moon breaking up and showing the Earth with meteors, I think...

/maybe tie that to the "End Times" derp for the lulz
// yes, i work with a few Evangelical 'Fundies ...
 
2014-07-13 08:30:16 PM  

FrancoFile: Well, the idiot redneck neighbor decided to have a couple of friends try to fix something on her car last night.  At midnight.  Right outside my bedroom window.  Complete with swearing, whooping, revving, and spewing gravel.

So the lingering effect would be how sleepy and pissed-off am I today.

/moving in 2 weeks
//never been so glad
///drowsy slashies.


Well at least they didn't have to use flashights .
 
2014-07-13 08:54:49 PM  
*flashlights*
 
2014-07-13 08:57:09 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... and there was a great unexplained undersea sponge migration.


Well, that sucked.
 
2014-07-13 09:01:26 PM  
Well, as I was driving home from evening cocktails, I was suddenly struck through the windshield by the rays of the full supermoon.  And I grew body hair. And pointy ears. And cloven hooves. And a tail.
And I thought to myself, "At last! It's the real me!". And with a fear secretly mingled with delight, I arrived home. Where my wife said, "Your dinner's cold. And stop looking at me in that accusing way." And my son said, "All the other daddys on the block are good at fixing things, but you've got fingers like claws!". And my little girl said, "Why do I have to have the only daddy on the block who's different?".
So I ate them all up. Werewolves really shouldn't marry.
 
2014-07-13 09:56:20 PM  

FrancoFile: mojo wire: It hit my eye like a big pizza pie.

[a-z-animals.com image 700x550]


or

[holocenter.org image 850x577]

???


That's a Moray.
 
2014-07-14 12:42:46 AM  
Destructor: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... and there was a great unexplained undersea sponge migration.

This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head...


That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me...

Oh - by the way:

Ahem.  "Gozer the Destructor: By the power vested in me by the City, County, and State of New York, you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your dimension of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel plane."
 
2014-07-14 01:22:59 AM  
We were absolutely slammed at the ER that I work at.  Non-stop rediculousness
 
2014-07-14 03:00:01 AM  

Fish_Fight!: We were absolutely slammed at the ER that I work at. Non-stop rediculousness


You should see Planet Terror, the 1st of that double-feature (along with Deathproof) that came out a few years ago. "Grindhouse,' that's what it was called.

/can you say a prayer for daddy?
//no dead bodies tonight, amen
 
2014-07-14 09:31:53 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Ahem. "Gozer the Destructor: By the power vested in me by the City, County, and State of New York, you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your dimension of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel plane."


Are you a God?
 
2014-07-14 11:01:32 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-07-14 11:47:59 AM  
Destructor: Nicholas D. Wolfwood:Ahem. "Gozer the Destructor: By the power vested in me by the City, County, and State of New York, you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your dimension of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel plane."

Are you a God?


Actually, Yes.  (My Momma didn't raise no fools!)

/around here, I am the God of the Server Room.
 
2014-07-14 11:57:55 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Are you a God?

Actually, Yes. (My Momma didn't raise no fools!)

/around here, I am the God of the Server Room.


Oh.

I wasn't expecting that. Ok, Well, closest parallel plane, you said? Hmm. Gotham isn't in this space/time, right? Yeah. Okay, later New York!

*poof*
 
2014-07-14 01:03:18 PM  

Destructor: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Are you a God?

Actually, Yes. (My Momma didn't raise no fools!)

/around here, I am the God of the Server Room.

Oh.

I wasn't expecting that. Ok, Well, closest parallel plane, you said? Hmm. Gotham isn't in this space/time, right? Yeah. Okay, later New York!

*poof*


League of problems await.
 
2014-07-14 02:34:48 PM  
Reminds me of this really bad sci-fi movie I saw a couple of years ago. Something hits the moon and it starts to fall apart, and pieces of it are hitting the earth within hours. Yeah... it doesn't work that way. It had the scientific plausibility of a Roadrunner cartoon.
 
2014-07-14 05:35:29 PM  
Destructor:  Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Destructor: Are you a God?

Actually, Yes. (My Momma didn't raise no fools!)
/around here, I am the God of the Server Room.

Oh.

I wasn't expecting that. Ok, Well, closest parallel plane, you said? Hmm. Gotham isn't in this space/time, right? Yeah. Okay, later New York!

*poof*


Well played, Sir, and thank you for helping bring a bit of cheer to an otherwise Monday-ish Monday.
Have fun terrorizing your new digs!
 
2014-07-14 08:06:06 PM  
I choked down a handful of 'shrooms, drank a half bottle of Sailor Jerry's and then stole a windsurfing board that didn't have a sail. Big deal though, those things paddle like a hot damn so I was making ten knots out of the channel with the nose aimed towards Hawaii.

The next morning I woke up in a dumpster in Hoboken with a woman named Steve and a tattoo of an iguana on my left thigh.

THANKS SUPERMOON
 
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