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(CNN)   Well, we've survived another Super Moon. Tell us your stories. Mercury's retrograde just recently finished, too -- were there any noticeable, lingering effects?   (cnn.com) divider line 83
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2014-07-13 11:14:27 AM  
I shot a scientist for calling a full moon a supermoon... that's an astrological term.
 
2014-07-13 11:16:28 AM  
Just an odd urge to listen to Bohemian Rhapsody.
 
2014-07-13 11:31:14 AM  
The only ill effect seemed to be a flood of "OMG SUPERMOON WHAT DOES IT MEAN" posts to my Facebook wall.
 
2014-07-13 11:31:59 AM  
Tide goes in, stains come out.  You can't explain that.
 
2014-07-13 11:47:17 AM  
your mom is a noticeable, lingering effect.
 
2014-07-13 11:50:18 AM  
Came here for a your mom joke, leaving happy.
 
2014-07-13 12:11:32 PM  
I didn't survive.  I am now nosferatu, cursed to walk the earth hungering for blood. Dammit!
 
2014-07-13 12:20:19 PM  
Talk about extreme viral marketing for Sailor Moon Crystal
 
2014-07-13 12:26:58 PM  
Super moon got my sister - she wound up having her baby.  I have a new niece!
 
2014-07-13 12:29:04 PM  
Yes. I'm even worse at dealing with superstitious idiots.
 
2014-07-13 12:30:07 PM  
My wife's time of the month was extra special crazy/irritable, with an added dose of 'why are you being so obnoxious??' when I do entirely unreasonable things like being the same building, breathing, and sitting there quietly three rooms away?
 
2014-07-13 12:51:12 PM  
Nope. Still like boobs.
 
2014-07-13 12:55:03 PM  
I have a headache today, but I haven't had coffee yet, so there might be something other than super moon happening.
 
2014-07-13 01:49:32 PM  
I haven't felt this free since that time I killed those kids and ate their young corpses.
 
2014-07-13 01:55:09 PM  
Thunderstorms last night in Northern Illinois... So, homicides will be down in Chicago instead of up because of the supermoon.
 
2014-07-13 01:56:50 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I haven't felt this free since that time I killed those kids and ate their young corpses.


Gross.

You didn't wait for them to get ripe. That'll give you the shiats.
 
2014-07-13 02:11:21 PM  
I had a two-flusher.
 
2014-07-13 02:12:07 PM  
Dat biatch be bright as fark, yo!
 
2014-07-13 02:12:13 PM  
No.
 
2014-07-13 02:12:15 PM  
Astrology is bullshiat.
Astrology is bullshiat.
Astrology is bullshiat.

/Astrology is bullshiat.
//Astrology is bullshiat.
 
2014-07-13 02:12:46 PM  
It turned me into a newt.

/I got better
 
2014-07-13 02:15:22 PM  
That big bright bastard was shining right through my window, and I didn't get as much sleep as I would have liked.
 
2014-07-13 02:17:49 PM  
I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?
 
2014-07-13 02:18:29 PM  
Only 1 out if 5 dentists chose Trident. Pure madness.
 
2014-07-13 02:19:30 PM  
It took me 16 minutes to save 15% on my car insurance.
 
2014-07-13 02:19:49 PM  
It certainly had an effect on The Flaming Lips...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJR3RBwwHlg
 
2014-07-13 02:19:59 PM  

Cybernetic: I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?


Not as good as a baby arm between the legs. But decent.
 
2014-07-13 02:22:00 PM  
I'm extra tired today for no good reason.
 
2014-07-13 02:22:37 PM  
I are an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's yesterday. Now I know why.
 
2014-07-13 02:24:44 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I are an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's yesterday. Now I know why.


Did you melt?
 
2014-07-13 02:27:25 PM  
Well, the idiot redneck neighbor decided to have a couple of friends try to fix something on her car last night.  At midnight.  Right outside my bedroom window.  Complete with swearing, whooping, revving, and spewing gravel.

So the lingering effect would be how sleepy and pissed-off am I today.

/moving in 2 weeks
//never been so glad
///drowsy slashies.
 
2014-07-13 02:27:50 PM  

Cybernetic: I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?


Only if it reaches around and tries to shake hands with the others. I mean, it grew out of your body, same as the existing ones... so they should already be acquainted yes?
 
2014-07-13 02:29:48 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I are an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's yesterday. Now I know why.

Did you melt?


My autocorrect keeps changing "ate" to "are." It just tried to do it again. Ateateateateate

F*CKING SUPERMOON
 
2014-07-13 02:30:50 PM  

Cybernetic: I grew a third arm between my shoulder blades. Is that weird?


so, now you can give yourself a reacharound...
 
2014-07-13 02:32:55 PM  
Lingering effects? Everythintastes like lemon meringue pie...

/Except lemon meringue pie
//That tastes like barbecued chicken
 
2014-07-13 02:33:03 PM  
My left arm went kind of numb and I have really bad heartburn. I keep getting dizzy, too. Did I stare too long at the moon?
 
2014-07-13 02:33:28 PM  
One drunk chick tore down my shower curtain. Another slept with her head in a toilet while peeing on the floor rug. But i cant honestly blame the moon for that.

/Chemtrails
/Alcohol Chemtrails
 
2014-07-13 02:33:49 PM  
Lingering effects, no.
Nothing noticible.
Let's go have a howl at that moon
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-13 02:37:34 PM  

verdigris1: Lingering effects, no.
Nothing noticible.
Let's go have a howl at that moon
[img.fark.net image 351x350]


no·tice·a·ble , damn my spelling
 
2014-07-13 02:38:43 PM  
Were are doing well, thank you.

www.independentsentinel.com
 
2014-07-13 02:41:26 PM  
I agree with Geoff Chester's comments -- I work for NASA (no, I don't do anything super cool that you've ever heard of) and every time we have a story about a super moon or whatever I get people asking me "When is the super moon? Did you hear the moon is going to be huge tonight?" Then, about a week later when I run into that same person I get "How come the moon didn't look any different?"

Wish they would stop making this into a big deal. It's interesting from an astronomical standpoint but that's about it. You won't notice any difference.
 
2014-07-13 02:47:57 PM  
I made minute-rice in 42 seconds last night.
 
2014-07-13 02:52:56 PM  
www.animepowerlevel.com
 
2014-07-13 02:54:14 PM  
Super(sailor)Moon?

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
Intelligence report from Ami-chan
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
We're f*cked!
 
2014-07-13 03:12:51 PM  
img.fark.net
it's true
 
2014-07-13 03:15:34 PM  
Until the Bad Astrologer checks in to illuminate the issue (why yes...that IS a bad pun!) I'll take a stab a the question of lingering and noticeable* effects:

The earth's period of rotation slowed by a few femtoseconds, and we receded from the sun by a few millimeters.

* - "noticeable" being defined as measureable at some large number of decimal points on current state-of-the-art measuring devices
 
2014-07-13 03:16:17 PM  
I tried to photograph the Super Moon.
Super moon had other ideas.
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-13 03:27:33 PM  

Stone Meadow: The earth's period of rotation slowed by a few femtoseconds, and we receded from the sun by a few millimeters.


Reminds me of the winter solstice full lunar eclipse that was otherworldly-unreal I observed back in (when?) 2012. There were a few minutes of the moon "COMIN' RIGHT AT US!!!1" and the darkened sky showed MILLIONS of stars washing by in the background...

/pale blue dot.jpg
 
2014-07-13 03:35:28 PM  
It was like Viagra without the blue pill.
 
2014-07-13 03:38:58 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I shot a scientist for calling a full moon a supermoon... that's an astrological term.


In Reno? Did you watch him die?
 
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