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(The State)   Admit it. Swiping these two things and making a run for it would have been a perfect caper on a hot summer day. When you were about 13   (thestate.com) divider line 20
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2014-07-13 11:04:12 AM
Actually she's an ice cream truck driving underwear thief.

Where has she been all my life?
 
2014-07-13 12:41:28 PM
My ex's underwear used to remind me of Neapolitan ice cream.
 
2014-07-13 01:41:43 PM
Police say the 34-year-old shoplifting suspect put the undergarments in her purse Thursday afternoon and then walked out of the store without paying, according to a Rock Hill police report.

She then fled in a white ice cream truck.

An officer was familiar with a woman matching the suspect's description who operated an ice cream truck.


I don't understand what went wrong! The plan was airtight!
 
2014-07-13 02:41:15 PM
She probably sells them used on craigslist to old perverts. Just spend the DOLLAR!~@#
 
2014-07-13 02:42:42 PM

bearded clamorer: My ex's underwear used to remind me of Neapolitan ice cream.


Ugh, I hope they were colored that way and not that he/ she made them that way with a combo of poop, blood and other
 
2014-07-13 02:43:12 PM
Hmmm, Dollar Genital now sells Le Perla?
 
2014-07-13 02:43:18 PM
I hate to sound insensitive but people are using this PTSD to get away with doing far too much. I grew up believing service dogs were there to help blind people get around. A blind person can't get around town without the dog. A PTSD person? Just get a stuffed animal and carry it around.
 
2014-07-13 02:44:36 PM

waybackfark: I hate to sound insensitive but people are using this PTSD to get away with doing far too much. I grew up believing service dogs were there to help blind people get around. A blind person can't get around town without the dog. A PTSD person? Just get a stuffed animal and carry it around.


Are you using PTSD as an excuse to post in the wrong thread?
 
2014-07-13 02:47:14 PM
The Lessa of two evils.
 
2014-07-13 02:47:44 PM
Kleptomania and women... What a weird species we are.
 
2014-07-13 02:49:43 PM
Honestly if I saw some woman steal just 2 pair of underwear from Dollar General, she likely needed them, let the poor woman have some underwear
 
2014-07-13 02:51:05 PM

fatkidinabeenie: Honestly if I saw some woman steal just 2 pair of underwear from Dollar General, she likely needed them, let the poor woman have some underwear


Criminal records FOR EVERYONE!!!1
 
2014-07-13 02:59:06 PM
If she had worn them on her head she might have gotten away.
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2014-07-13 03:13:59 PM
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2014-07-13 03:35:02 PM

Mark Ratner:


Thread ovah!
 
2014-07-13 03:37:40 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Actually she's an ice cream truck driving underwear thief.

Where has she been all my life?


This sounds like a ready made country song.
 
2014-07-13 03:54:17 PM

bearded clamorer: My ex's underwear used to remind me of Neapolitan ice cream.


So, available?
 
2014-07-13 09:10:53 PM
www.pumpkin-machine.ru
 
2014-07-13 09:32:10 PM

bearded clamorer: My ex's underwear used to remind me of Neapolitan ice cream.


Let me guess. She wore white granny panties (vanilla). I'll leave it to a farker's imagination what parts of them represented strawberry and chocolate.

/sick farks
 
2014-07-14 06:07:23 AM
I had lunch once in Rock Hill
 
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