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(Daily Mail)   Sarah Palin blasts President Obama over his frivolous photo ops, goes back to planning her next reality show   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2014-07-13 07:26:53 AM
Yesterday: How dare Obama not go to the border for a pointless photo-op?

Today: How dare Obama go to Denver for a pointless photo-op?
 
2014-07-13 08:01:29 AM
I'm a traditionalist. Presidents should be sketched or painted. None if this damnable camera wizardry, dammit.
 
2014-07-13 08:05:16 AM
What the hell is going on that the former half-term governor is in the news a lot all of the sudden? I'd like to believe this is part of some effort to make her a 2016 candidate. (oh please! oh please! oh please! oh please!) I fear it's just general media idiocy.
 
2014-07-13 08:55:14 AM
Did she spew that from her salad hole from the "family vacation" bus slathered with her face intertwined with so much patriotic iconography it makes a US Winter Olympics sweater look like Robert Mapplethorpe's "Stalin & Castro Ass-Blast"
 
2014-07-13 09:07:05 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Robert Mapplethorpe's "Stalin & Castro Ass-Blast"


Does Fark have a "Simile or Metaphor of the Year Award", because that is some vibrant imagery right there.
 
2014-07-13 09:07:33 AM

JerseyTim: What the hell is going on that the former half-term governor is in the news a lot all of the sudden? I'd like to believe this is part of some effort to make her a 2016 candidate. (oh please! oh please! oh please! oh please!) I fear it's just general media idiocy.


Nothing would make me happier than to see Palin, Bachmann, Santorum, or Cain (Herman, not Mc) throw their hat back in the ring for 2016.  Give them the microphone.  Please.
 
2014-07-13 09:10:55 AM
Is Sarah too old to get pregnant again? It would be nice to have something a little less stupid come out of her.
 
2014-07-13 09:13:00 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Did she spew that from her salad hole from the "family vacation" bus slathered with her face intertwined with so much patriotic iconography it makes a US Winter Olympics sweater look like Robert Mapplethorpe's "Stalin & Castro Ass-Blast"


My personal theory is that Rupert Murdoch and his minions have a way to make the heads of people too smart to be tea partiers (IQ above 75 or so)  explode...  For example (FTA):

"Palin, a Fox News contributor..."

See?  The word "News" used within a half mile of the word "Palin", it's brilliant!!  Oh, shiat, I hope your head didn't explode, sorry.
 
2014-07-13 09:17:58 AM
Just seeing a pic of that creature is enough to make me vomit.  Hearing her voice is like having railroad spikes hammered into my ears.

I can't wait for the day when she crashes and burns.  I'm looking forward to it.   It's going to happen, sooner rather that later.  But who or what will be the cause?
 
2014-07-13 09:24:13 AM

Jamieboy: I can't wait for the day when she crashes and burns.  I'm looking forward to it.   It's going to happen, sooner rather that later.  But who or what will be the cause?


If 'Game Change' didn't shame her into reclusiveness, I'm not sure if anything can.
 
2014-07-13 09:40:01 AM
Keep it up, Mr President, you are clearly doing something right.
 
2014-07-13 10:12:55 AM

dookdookdook: Yesterday: How dare Obama not go to the border for a pointless photo-op?

Today: How dare Obama go to Denver for a pointless photo-op?


Exactly what was predicted would happen

/this vacuous twunt needs to just STFU and go fleece her idiot followers
 
2014-07-13 10:13:02 AM
You couldn't even serve a full term as governor of Alaska. Shut the fark up.
 
2014-07-13 10:17:14 AM
Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?
 
2014-07-13 10:23:11 AM

raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?


It could have been a poll of people who could write well enough to fill out a poll so it could have been biased.
 
2014-07-13 10:24:15 AM

Jamieboy: Hearing her voice is like having railroad spikes hammered into my ears.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: this vacuous twunt needs to just STFU


Mugato: Shut the fark up


raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?


Can we get Henry Rollins to write a love letter to Sarah Palin like the one he wrote Ann Coulter?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBhlw-o9E
 
2014-07-13 10:29:48 AM
How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?
 
2014-07-13 10:32:17 AM

Mugato: raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?

It could have been a poll of people who could write well enough to fill out a poll so it could have been biased.


Yeah, come to think of it, I think I heard it on the Rachel Maddow show.
 
2014-07-13 10:42:52 AM

raerae1980: Mugato: raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?

It could have been a poll of people who could write well enough to fill out a poll so it could have been biased.

Yeah, come to think of it, I think I heard it on the Rachel Maddow show.


Unfortunately, 60% of Republicans like hearing from her so I doubt she'll go away any time soon.
 
2014-07-13 10:43:41 AM
I blame Bill Kristol..

/well, for a lot of things but for Sarah mostly

Kristol's Love Boat
 
2014-07-13 11:14:25 AM

raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-13 11:19:10 AM
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2014-07-13 11:20:03 AM
Go away Twunt.
 
2014-07-13 11:26:05 AM
There's important stuff going on in America and Fartbongo plays pool and eats BBQ!!!!   What the hell?  Doesn't he have brush to clear somewhere?
 
2014-07-13 11:26:46 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?


I think you just answered your own question. No one cares anymore except a third-rate British tabloid with a history of blatant trolling and idiocy.

Any Mail article not in the Entertainment tab should automatically get the Satire Tag out of principle.
 
2014-07-13 11:30:03 AM
PhotoOPs?! You want  some Photo Ops? Here are some stinkin Photo Ops.
Sister Sarah goin down on a "Big Gulp" in front of a bunch of drooling GOPers
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G'Blass you Sister Sarah, fer givin US  some REAL Hope
 
2014-07-13 11:30:57 AM

mutterfark: Is Sarah too old to get pregnant again? It would be nice to have something a little less stupid come out of her.


Less stupid than  Down Syndrome Trig?  Oh wait, Trig is supposed to be Bristol's bastard that Sarah just covered up.
 
2014-07-13 11:30:59 AM

mutterfark: Can we get Henry Rollins to write a love letter to Sarah Palin like the one he wrote Ann Coulter? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBhlw-o9E


Hehe, never caught that rant, before.  That's great.
 
2014-07-13 11:33:01 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?


Palin has done little to increase her image as someone who can speak deeply about national matters. She can't, but that's why she's a talking head and no longer a national candidate. That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.
 
2014-07-13 11:35:49 AM
Rome's burning?

Could have fooled me.

i457.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-13 11:37:41 AM
Who is she?
 
2014-07-13 11:39:32 AM

DrD'isInfotainment: G'Blass you Sister Sarah, fer givin US some REAL Hope


That post is so much funnier when you envision that Big Gulp as Todd Palin, and that straw is his penis.
 
2014-07-13 11:43:08 AM

raerae1980: Wasn't there just a poll released that showed majority of Americans wished she'd stfu?


Oh sure, but when you unskew the statisticals....
 
2014-07-13 11:53:22 AM

CanisNoir: Palin has done little to increase her image as someone who can speak deeply about national matters. She can't, but that's why she's a talking head and no longer a national candidate. That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.


You are just SO adorable.  Yes you are!
 
2014-07-13 11:55:31 AM
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2014-07-13 11:55:37 AM
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2014-07-13 11:55:49 AM

CanisNoir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?

Palin has done little to increase her image as someone who can speak deeply about national matters. She can't, but that's why she's a talking head and no longer a national candidate. That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.


You are misinterpreting mockery for hate.
 
2014-07-13 11:56:33 AM

meat0918: Rome's burning?

Could have fooled me.

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Stop giving Obama credit. None of that could have happened if it wasn't for Bush screwing up the economy.
 
2014-07-13 12:00:34 PM

CanisNoir: That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.


Really????

"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." --Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009

 "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
 
2014-07-13 12:01:23 PM

meat0918: Rome's burning?

Could have fooled me.

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FTFY (also Dow was at 16,943 on Friday)

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-13 12:13:36 PM

DrD'isInfotainment: PhotoOPs?! You want  some Photo Ops? Here are some stinkin Photo Ops.
Sister Sarah goin down on a "Big Gulp" in front of a bunch of drooling GOPers
<img alt="" data-cke-saved-src="<a data-cke-saved-href=" http:="" s3.amazonaws.com="" dk-production="" images="" 23733="" large="" palin_big_gulp.jpg?1363578072"="" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/23733/large/Palin_B ig_Gulp.jpg?1363578072" target="_blank"> 
 
G'Blass you Sister Sarah, fer givin US  some REAL Hope


That right there proved she never grew up out of that petty and childish high school mentality.
 
2014-07-13 12:19:44 PM
Palin squawks in ignorance based anger every day. This is not new.
 
2014-07-13 12:20:24 PM

Mantour: CanisNoir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?

Palin has done little to increase her image as someone who can speak deeply about national matters. She can't, but that's why she's a talking head and no longer a national candidate. That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.

You are misinterpreting mockery for hate.


Mockery is a form of hate. She's a talking head and a firebrand for the base, nothing more. Pont out the shalowness of the hyperbole and move on. I don't mock or wish ill on Rachel Maddow, yet they have the same effect on national politics and I dissagree with Maddow on just about everything.
 
2014-07-13 12:20:43 PM

Mantour: You are misinterpreting mockery for hate.


I hate her (as much as I can someone I've never met and who has never personally wronged me).

She creates "big lies" about current events in the United States knowing full well that her followers will lap them up.

She separates Americans into "real" and "fake" ones and then asserts that the opinion of "real" ones count more.

She's basically about as close to a fascist and real-life demagogue as you will find in modern American politics.

Luckily, she's also so stupid and incompetent that I don't actually believe she will ever gain any real political power. It would be scary to imagine someone very similar to her, but how was intelligent.
 
2014-07-13 12:21:26 PM
eiger:

Luckily, she's also so stupid and incompetent that I don't actually believe she will ever gain any real political power. It would be scary to imagine someone very similar to her, but how who was intelligent.

Apparently I need not apply.
 
2014-07-13 12:22:53 PM
She sure does enjoy being mentioned in the "lame-stream media".
 
2014-07-13 12:30:31 PM

eiger: Mantour: You are misinterpreting mockery for hate.

I hate her (as much as I can someone I've never met and who has never personally wronged me).

She creates "big lies" about current events in the United States knowing full well that her followers will lap them up.

She separates Americans into "real" and "fake" ones and then asserts that the opinion of "real" ones count more.

She's basically about as close to a fascist and real-life demagogue as you will find in modern American politics.

Luckily, she's also so stupid and incompetent that I don't actually believe she will ever gain any real political power. It would be scary to imagine someone very similar to her, but how was intelligent.


She also encourages and incites violence against all opposition.
 
2014-07-13 12:32:21 PM

CanisNoir: Mockery is a form of hate.


No, it isn't.
 
2014-07-13 12:32:28 PM

CanisNoir: Mantour: CanisNoir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: How have we made it this far into the thread without one middle-aged keyboard commando struggling to put white armor on over his chins and take one hand off his half-chub to type-bleat about how Sarah is "so accomplished and loved by millions and worth more money that you'll ever see, so you're just jealous?"

Did everytroll's Mom take a nap-inducing helping of powdered donut pancake surprise into the basement this morning?

Palin has done little to increase her image as someone who can speak deeply about national matters. She can't, but that's why she's a talking head and no longer a national candidate. That said, the amount of hate issued by those who disagree with her is rather disturbing.

You are misinterpreting mockery for hate.

Mockery is a form of hate. She's a talking head and a firebrand for the base, nothing more. Pont out the shalowness of the hyperbole and move on. I don't mock or wish ill on Rachel Maddow, yet they have the same effect on national politics and I dissagree with Maddow on just about everything.


Except Maddow supports her arguments with facts and didn't quit her job half way through because she wasn't getting her way. Sorry to pont out the obvious
 
2014-07-13 12:46:16 PM

CanisNoir: Mockery is a form of hate.


Dangnangit, that sounds like something a Librul might say before he takes away your right to Free Speech!
 
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