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(YouTube) Video Because your day wouldn't be complete without seeing a crab eating a bowl of noodles   (youtube.com) divider line 34
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2014-07-13 09:54:37 AM  
That crab has better table manners than most Fazoli's customers.
 
2014-07-13 10:39:38 AM  
Is it wrong that I now want a pet crab?
 
2014-07-13 10:40:35 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-07-13 10:59:00 AM  
Needs a suspenseful music score.
 
2014-07-13 11:01:43 AM  
Crab noodles are good.
 
2014-07-13 11:07:55 AM  
Well that was cute and creepy all at once
 
2014-07-13 11:40:20 AM  
My day is just fine without seeing that.
 
2014-07-13 11:54:20 AM  
Invid are so cute when they are young.
 
2014-07-13 12:51:52 PM  
Mmmmm.... noodle stuffed crab.
 
2014-07-13 01:40:35 PM  
Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.
 
2014-07-13 01:52:16 PM  
Oh come on, that thing's animatronic!
 
2014-07-13 02:09:29 PM  
crab mouth arms are going to eat me
 
2014-07-13 02:18:36 PM  
Cool but kinda creepy trick it did to its eyeballs.
 
2014-07-13 02:28:24 PM  
Look like crab talk like people.
 
2014-07-13 02:28:50 PM  
It's like watching a butthole eat.
 
2014-07-13 04:16:23 PM  
A pet is something that recognizes you and has some kind of sense that you're it's protector (or at least you feed it on a regular basis.)

This is a crab. You know the thing about a crab, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he pinches ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the bowl of soup turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
 
2014-07-13 04:31:45 PM  

Mister Peejay: Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.


And?
 
2014-07-13 04:36:38 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Cool but kinda creepy trick it did to its eyeballs.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
 
2014-07-13 04:53:32 PM  

JWMcLoud: Invid are so cute when they are young.


thanks for the reminder that I kickstarted a table top game a year and a half ago that I still haven't received.
 
2014-07-13 05:15:18 PM  
Pretty convenient for when he finally dies, you can just throw him and the noodles into a pot, add a potato, some broth.....baby you got a stew goin!
 
2014-07-13 06:30:29 PM  

Mister Peejay: Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.


So what?  This is the first time I've seen it.  It's not like everyone soaks up all the juices from the entire internet all day, every day.

/Still haven't seen Stagecoach, and that's been out for what--75 years?
 
2014-07-13 07:39:33 PM  

fickenchucker: Mister Peejay: Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.

So what?  This is the first time I've seen it.  It's not like everyone soaks up all the juices from the entire internet all day, every day.


I did a search on YouTube for the video because LiveLeak doesn't play right for me, and found that the video was pretty old.  So much for being leaked live.
 
2014-07-13 09:31:36 PM  
THIS FILLS THE CRAB.
 
2014-07-13 09:36:14 PM  
Land crabs are nasty creatures. I once had the pleasure of seeing one chowing down on human feces. Took a pass on lunch that day..
 
2014-07-13 10:21:03 PM  
My day is now complete. Thank you for completing my day!

Now to hope that poor crab didn't die from it just so some asshole could get a few video hits. Asshole.
 
2014-07-14 12:33:00 AM  

Bane of Broone: Mister Peejay: Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.

And?


Because how about crediting the original source instead of giving ad page hits to stolen content?

I guess plagiarism is now socially acceptable.
 
2014-07-14 03:06:08 AM  
Mmmmmm naengmyun.
 
2014-07-14 04:33:55 AM  
Bit of a butterface, if you ask me.
 
2014-07-14 05:44:42 AM  
CSB:

When I was 11, I smuggled a hermit crab back from St Lucia. The woman at the hotel said to take him on the plane wrapped in tin foil. So, I had him in the tin foil, but when i got to the airport, I felt bad, so I let him go outside the airport. But then.. someone came running after me with the crab and encouraged me to bring it with me. I no longer had the tinfoil though, so I don't remember what I put it in after that, but when I got on the plane, I kept it in an air sickness bag for the rest of the trip.

I ended up keeping "Grouchie" as a pet for about a year, until he died.
 
2014-07-14 10:01:38 AM  
I was waiting for the "wait for it" moment.
 
2014-07-14 11:12:36 AM  

lohphat: Bane of Broone: Mister Peejay: Posted to LiveLeak 20 hours ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAS8aW7UII

Posted to YouTube a year and two months ago.

And?

Because how about crediting the original source instead of giving ad page hits to stolen content?

I guess plagiarism is now socially acceptable.


Neither of those created the content.


This person did.
 
2014-07-14 11:56:21 AM  
The crab took two "bites" and then used the plate of noodles as a nest.

Is that what I was supposed to see?
 
2014-07-14 12:08:31 PM  
Well, at least now I can describe something as 'boring as watching a crab eat noodles'.
 
2014-07-14 12:37:22 PM  

Notabunny: Well that was cute and creepy all at once


All I can think of is crab soup. It's like my food is eating other food that i would eat all together.
 
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