Benevolent Misanthrope: It shouldn't be too hard to spot the vehicles, as all of them are custom-painted orange with the "Tillamook" logo emblazoned on the sides.Because thieves never cut vehicles up or re-paint them.
if I looking for vanhim name is tillamook minibusI lost my vanlove, TerryP.S. I'll find my vanwho took my vanwho found my van
Forbidden Doughnut: ....It probably wasn't anyone under 30, since those older VW's have manual transmissions...
Fermented Yak Juice: I jusr cheddar to think about the ramifications of this they. If the police catch the perpetrators, it will be a gouda arrest. If the perps try to sell the vehicles abroad, I think the Swiss should be contacted first.
whatsupchuck: What kind of a muenster would do this??
Apos: I'm supposed to give edam about this, subby?
Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: My point is that the Tillamook Cheese company is nothing but a bunch of lying whores. They deserve whatever they get, the assholes.
Swampmaster: Manteca is kind of shiat hole of a town any hows... gateway to Yosemite, but a dried up ole bag of termite shacks, just waiting for the next big forest fire to sweep threw it and turn it all to ash...
Bonanza Jellybean: if I looking for vanhim name is tillamook minibusI lost my vanlove, TerryP.S. I'll find my vanwho took my vanwho found my van
phaseolus: Nice little video on their website -- LinkLooking at the cut-and-wrap room toward the end, I see they're wasting a lot of cheese with that offcut from the top of the 40 lb block after it's pushed through the harp. Company I work for sells production lines that eliminate most of the waste. I'll have to have a talk with our salesman... not sure how the economics works out with 40 lb blocks, usually cheesemakers start with 640 lb blocks with these lines.
MechaPyx: Their vans are missing? Have they checked down by the river
Medic Zero: Swampmaster: Manteca is kind of shiat hole of a town any hows... gateway to Yosemite, but a dried up ole bag of termite shacks, just waiting for the next big forest fire to sweep threw it and turn it all to ash...How can you say that? They have waterslides!/ Mannnnnnnteca!
Stone Meadow: Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: My point is that the Tillamook Cheese company is nothing but a bunch of lying whores. They deserve whatever they get, the assholes.So now we know which farker committed this heinous deed. Return the vans in good order with a written apology and we'll let you off lightly.Fail to do so and we feed you into the Velveeta processor.
rohar: That "waste" goes into the shredder, then little packages at 30% higher price per pound.
wildcardjack: Bass Pro Drive... The redneck equivalent of Malcolm X boulevard. One tells you there are meth dealers and Republicans in the area, the other that there are crack dealers and sketchy whores.
Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: Good. Tillamook doesn't make cheese in Tillamook anymore but still pretend they do. The first step you see of the actual cheese in the Tillamook factory is it wrapped before it is boxed for shipping. The actual cheese gets made in eastern Oregon then some of it is shipped over to Tillamook. When Tillamook bought the Bandon Cheese company, a great little cheese maker in Bandon, Oregon, Tillamook promised they would let Bandon keep doing their thing with no interference because Bandon Cheese Company was a beloved little local company. First Tillamook cheese started making its way onto the shelves then it replace Bandon ice cream with Tillamook's crappy ice cream. Next, Bandon cheese stopped getting made in Bandon. After that Bandon cheese stopped getting made at all except for the crappy 1-pound brick that was just repackaged Tillamook cheese. Finally, the Bandon Cheese Company factory got shut down. Today, the site is just a dirt parking lot.My point is that the Tillamook Cheese company is nothing but a bunch of lying whores. They deserve whatever they get, the assholes.
They nodded and abruptly tookThe cheese vans of fair Tillamook.Eyes rapidly blinking,Chief Brie stood there, thinking:"Now THIS is the worst kinda crook."
Rindred: And no one bothers to expound on the reference to "Who Moved My Cheese?," the awful, terrible book handed out by companies who are laying you off because they're greedy assholes? Who took my Fark?
phaseolus: rohar: That "waste" goes into the shredder, then little packages at 30% higher price per pound.Yes, almost all of it gets shredded, but I'm kinda doubting that the economics of shredding the offcuts works out in the company's favor on a profitability basis. For one thing It's kind of a pain to deal with the scraps -- shredded products have certain specifications that need to be met, and this week's orders for shreds need to match up with this week's orders for blocks, and sometimes some shredded products preclude the use of offcuts from the chunk lines. Also our lines save labor costs due to automation, and I'm pretty sure that the portions are closer to the exact weight listed on the package, which can be a really big deal.
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