LadySusan: Hoo whee, wait till they find out about craigslist. Does craigslist still exist?
pedobearapproved: LadySusan: Hoo whee, wait till they find out about craigslist. Does craigslist still exist?After Craigslist got rid of the "erotic services" section some invaded the good ole causal encounters section, and a bunch moved over to backpage. And the personals there are pretty clear that it's a sex for money situation. Frankly I'm shocked that they don't just have vice division set up to arrest hookers from craigslist and backpageprotip if you're looking to meet a "casual encounter" tineye or google image search the pictures before writing. You'll save the trouble of a bunch of hookers telling you that you're "wasting their time."double protip: if their phone number is in the post 100% of the time the person on the other end of the phone will be asking for money for sex.
otto the bull: I got f*cked in the ass by a girl with a dick.
doofusgumby: LadySusan: Hoo whee, wait till they find out about craigslist. Does craigslist still exist?Yes, but the ladies of negotiable affection have moved well past the "roses" code.Or so I've heard.
some_beer_drinker: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]what an allentown prostitute might look like
mjjt: In NZ we have legalised prostitutionThese are the ads in the local (Auckland) paper http://www.nzherald.co.nz/classifieds/results.cfm?pillar=15&subpill ar= 119&op=all&tp=&kw1=&kw2=
Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: mjjt: In NZ we have legalised prostitutionThese are the ads in the local (Auckland) paper http://www.nzherald.co.nz/classifieds/results.cfm?pillar=15&subpill ar= 119&op=all&tp=&kw1=&kw2=The ads are useless without a picture.
bugmn99: I need a shower after reading this thread.
BSABSVR: bugmn99: I need a shower after reading this thread.I know a chick in Allentown who will pee on you for $10
mjjt: Actually there is no reason why prostitution should be so hard difficultIt's been legal here since 2003 and actually, society hasn't collapsed, there hasn't been an epidemic of drug abuse, child rape or human trafficingAll that has happened is that the grit has been taken out of the wheels of commerce - no pimps to pay, no need for cops to waste time on victimless crime, women get full protection of the law (both criminal ans employment law)Not perfect - and no business is - but a lot of the negatives have been taken out, without dong any of the damage that the moralists fretted about
redmid17: Allentown is a horrible, horrible place.
The Pope of Manwich Village: Well we're hookin' here in AllentownAnd they're hosing all the peep show rooms downOut in Bethlehem they're killing timeCruising the blockRisking a fineWell our fathers bought their porn all softcoreSpent their paychecks on barely moreMet our mothers at the titty barAsked them to danceCover their scarAnd we're hookin' here in AllentownBut the Syphyllis was handed downAnd it's getting very hard to pee-eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee.Well we're hookin' here in AllentownFor the Craig's List chick who never showedFor the promises the meth-heads gaveIf it got hardBecause they were shavedSo the misdemeanors hang on the wallAnd our lawyers never helped us at allNo they never thought that whore would squealAfter giving her cokeAnd copping a feelAnd we're hookin' here in Allentown
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