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(Daily Mail)   Can't get by on a million dollars a year? Rich people problems   ( divider line
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2014-07-13 01:44:52 AM  
4 votes:
I inherited a hotel in Cancun and I can sympathize. Tax rate in Mexico is even worse. Our nanny rates are more reasonable though. Not that I have kids.

/Used to be liberal, now I fully support the caste by proxy system our economic society has created.

//One more Haberno margarita please, Pablo.
2014-07-13 07:02:38 AM  
2 votes:
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The millionaires are the real victims. Never forget.
2014-07-13 05:31:00 AM  
2 votes:

8 inches: Cue the "it's not FAIR someone makes a lot of money" crowd.

2014-07-13 03:04:29 AM  
2 votes:
I believe it was John Bender who said, "B-O-O, H-O-O."
2014-07-13 09:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
She needs a 2nd job, maybe on an off shift.
2014-07-13 10:37:38 AM  
1 vote:
One Million $$ would last me for the rest of my life.

Unless I stub a toe on a doorframe, break the toe and have to go the Emergency room. Then I'll be bankrupted, they'll take our ranch and because of data-mining hospital records the NSA will track my bowel movements for the rest of my life ..
2014-07-13 09:48:14 AM  
1 vote:
Oh that poor thing! There there now, it will be alright little millionaire living in gross excess. It will be alright. Just put these two barrels in your mouth and let Mr. Twelve give you a nice well earned double kiss. Everything will be fine after that, it will all go away and your big million dollars will be big to you again. Just push on that little million dollar blessing trigger there you poor thing and all your suffering goes away. All your bills and pain and missed caviar all go away forever. You will have nothing but peace and content with a powerful million dollars. Just wrap your mouth around those barrels and give the trigger a push.

End of sympathy for millionaire irresponsible fat coont.
2014-07-13 07:34:58 AM  
1 vote:
Saving up for a dental check-up.  Winning.
2014-07-13 06:26:27 AM  
1 vote:
I can totally relate to this, since I'm trying to support a family of four (one still in utero) on a salary under $50K plus odd jobs here and there.  The math is very similar, just her numbers have more zeroes on the end.
2014-07-13 05:41:27 AM  
1 vote:

some_beer_drinker: i think i saw a brown person near the gate. call 911

2014-07-13 05:32:45 AM  
1 vote:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: 8 inches: Cue the "it's not FAIR someone makes a lot of money" crowd.


Only thing worse than the 99% morons are the 1%-ers.
2014-07-13 05:30:34 AM  
1 vote:
she's a job creator.
2014-07-13 04:57:06 AM  
1 vote:
Money just brings problems.  I have enough problems being poor.
2014-07-13 04:20:57 AM  
1 vote:

8 inches: Cue the "it's not FAIR someone makes a lot of money" crowd.

Yes. They're in the thread, and they can barely survive on $1m a year. A-bloo-bloo-bloo.
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