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(Uproxx)   CNN interviewed a pirate about Google exec's death at the hands of a prostitute. Surely the return of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nigh   (uproxx.com) divider line 35
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2014-07-12 10:16:11 PM
Needs a gibbon monkey, a can of Tab, and a left-handed swivel peeler to complete the Bingo card.
 
2014-07-12 10:55:39 PM
or not
 
2014-07-12 11:36:13 PM
Ah, CNN. Always go straight to the experts.

www.thegreengirls.com
 
2014-07-12 11:37:07 PM
I don't think the original story got greened:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2686826/Did-kill-Call-girl-2 6- poisoned-client-heroin-wrote-online-love-killing-sprees-investigated-d eath.html

Hard to believe a nice girl like that hangs around with pirates.
 
2014-07-12 11:38:25 PM
Commenters on the Santa Cruz Sentinel website blamed this one on the liberal city council.
 
2014-07-12 11:40:59 PM
Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.
 
2014-07-12 11:42:09 PM
Wow. If a hooker ever kills me with a hot shot, please, interview anyone - anyone - other than my pirate/bassist friend. Please.
 
2014-07-12 11:42:31 PM

BigLuca: Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.


That's not true! They also fark the American tax payer!
 
2014-07-12 11:43:16 PM
Nobody seems to focus too much on the victim, so I assume his behaviour is the norm at Google?


What did the guy do at Google anyway?
 
2014-07-12 11:43:25 PM

BigLuca: BigLuca: Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.

That's not true! They also fark the American tax payer!


That's a good point BigLuca.  You are a smart guy.
 
2014-07-12 11:45:48 PM
This is CNN?
 
2014-07-12 11:47:13 PM
She looks pretty rough and has "I'm bat-shiat crazy"  eyes.
 
2014-07-13 12:06:11 AM
Now THIS is a guy who works hard and plays harder.
 
2014-07-13 12:13:05 AM

Apos: This is CNN?


My very reaction.
 
2014-07-13 12:13:51 AM
This story needs more Charlie Sheen.

/just sayin'
 
2014-07-13 12:16:31 AM
Increasing, I am finding reality to be satire.
 
2014-07-13 12:17:29 AM
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FFS, CNN....
 
2014-07-13 12:18:14 AM

FormlessOne: Apos: This is CNN?

My very reaction.


Still a better story than what you would find on Fox.  Then again, maybe it is such a crappy story because no one really cares about it.
 
2014-07-13 12:19:18 AM

wambu: Nobody seems to focus too much on the victim, so I assume his behaviour is the norm at Google?


What did the guy do at Google anyway?


He was involved in developing Google Glass.
 
2014-07-13 12:40:52 AM
Nobody loves us pirates anymore...sniff....

Why, FSM, have you forsaken your chosen people?!  Is it because I stopped eating spaghetti on Fridays?
 
2014-07-13 12:43:56 AM
If the prostitute had overdosed on heroin we'd have never even heard about it.
 
2014-07-13 12:54:10 AM
But the FSM never abandoned us (unlike some other gods I could name)!

His noodly appendages touch us at all times or else we'd be much taller and some of us might even fly off into the void of space!

Where does pasta come from if not the FSM? It's not like you can make it yourself unless you are Italian or Chinese or some kind of Foodie. Sure, you can cook it yourself and should, but to make it is too much like work and as you know us pirates are rather work-adverse. It's much easier to find things in other people's ship holds than make them. There's always more pasta than anybody can eat somewhere.

Speaking of Foodies, we know that the FSM exists because there are photographs of him all over the web. Only the top gods have their pictures in the mass media on a regular schedule. Them and celebrities.
 
2014-07-13 01:02:02 AM

BigLuca: BigLuca: BigLuca: Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.

That's not true! They also fark the American tax payer!

That's a good point BigLuca.  You are a smart guy.


Ahahahah wtf. Did you just reply to yourself and then compliment yourself?
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2014-07-13 02:07:13 AM

Triumph: I don't think the original story got greened:

...
It did get greened, just with fairly bland headline ("Woman gave a man a shot and watched him die"), linking to a source that didn't want to violate the victim's privacy by mentioning his name or occupation:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8330193/Folsom-Woman-gave-a-man-a-shot- wa tched-him-die
 
2014-07-13 04:25:33 AM

T Baggins: Triumph: I don't think the original story got greened:
...
It did get greened, just with fairly bland headline ("Woman gave a man a shot and watched him die"), linking to a source that didn't want to violate the victim's privacy by mentioning his name or occupation:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8330193/Folsom-Woman-gave-a-man-a-shot- wa tched-him-die


Irony?
 
2014-07-13 04:50:23 AM

fark'emfeed'emfish: Irony?


If there's anybody whose privacy should be considered, it's an OD'd Google exec.
 
2014-07-13 04:53:59 AM
Perhaps the family can sue NSA for copies of transcripts of his last phone calls.
 
2014-07-13 06:44:15 AM

A Terrible Human: BigLuca: BigLuca: BigLuca: Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.

That's not true! They also fark the American tax payer!

That's a good point BigLuca.  You are a smart guy.

Ahahahah wtf. Did you just reply to yourself and then compliment yourself?
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Sometimes I get stuck with the jobs no one else will do.
 
2014-07-13 09:28:04 AM
Guy played bass in motley cure? I thought that was some other talentless hack.
 
2014-07-13 09:29:06 AM
*crue
 
2014-07-13 09:57:56 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: *crue


The Motley Cure is funnier - if you think about it.
 
2014-07-13 11:12:58 AM
I guess they had to take a whole 3 minute break from non-stop, repetitive coverage about that missing plane. What better way than to interview a gay Captain Morgan about prostitutes, heroin and driving monkeys around?
 
2014-07-13 11:27:27 AM

BigLuca: A Terrible Human: BigLuca: BigLuca: BigLuca: Prostitute can be be dangerous.  Google execs need to follow the example of Comcast execs and only sleep with the members of the FCC.

That's not true! They also fark the American tax payer!

That's a good point BigLuca.  You are a smart guy.

Ahahahah wtf. Did you just reply to yourself and then compliment yourself?
[img.fark.net image 480x1084]

Sometimes I get stuck with the jobs no one else will do.


And for that response you get favorited
 
2014-07-13 12:03:01 PM
Nothing of any value was lost.
 
2014-07-13 12:14:02 PM
bgddy24601:
And for that response you get favorited

That is awesome, thank you.  After 11 years on fark I think you are the second person to farkie me.
 
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