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2014-07-13 06:57:32 AM
FTFA: "It started with a tractor-trailer hauling a Hyundai and a Ford 350. Witnesses said the whole convoy was carjacked"

I must have missed that particular mission.
 
2014-07-13 06:57:58 AM
Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...
 
2014-07-13 07:00:07 AM

Pribar: Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...


My brother's dog's cousin's sister-mother makes 14098734 dollars a month off of Obama's illegal ISIS daughters.
 
2014-07-13 07:07:12 AM
Gated residents, who were too scared to show their faces on camera, said armed officers were then scouring their streets, stopping traffic in and checking every car on the way out.


This sentence makes me sad for some vague reason.
 
2014-07-13 07:19:17 AM
You'd have to be a crazy....


highdefdiscnews.com

....to even contemplate the commission of this crime.
 
2014-07-13 07:19:48 AM

gggoddammitt: FTFA: "It started with a tractor-trailer hauling a Hyundai and a Ford 350. Witnesses said the whole convoy was carjacked"

I must have missed that particular mission.


How is a single truck hauling two vehicles a convoy?
 
2014-07-13 07:20:59 AM

fusillade762: Gated residents, who were too scared to show their faces on camera, said armed officers were then scouring their streets, stopping traffic in and checking every car on the way out.


This sentence makes me sad for some vague reason.


Because apparently those gates don't work.
 
2014-07-13 07:31:15 AM

Pribar: Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...


I didn't listen. Whyyyyy didn't I listen!?
 
2014-07-13 07:33:58 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: gggoddammitt: FTFA: "It started with a tractor-trailer hauling a Hyundai and a Ford 350. Witnesses said the whole convoy was carjacked"

I must have missed that particular mission.

How is a single truck hauling two vehicles a convoy?


Ask the idiot who wrote the article. Or maybe he was quoting the idiot witnesses who were too afraid to show their faces. Either way, somebody is an idiot, other than just the carjacker.
 
2014-07-13 07:35:10 AM

Pribar: Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...


I couldn't help myself. And now the stupid burns. But if you think those five comments are bad, for the love of god don't try reading anything else on that godawful website. The comments on other stories are somehow worse.

On a story about some poor sod getting his arm caught in a wood chipper, one of the comments may as well be "That ni***r deserved it, thinking he was human." No matter what race the actual bloke was.
 
2014-07-13 07:35:37 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: gggoddammitt: FTFA: "It started with a tractor-trailer hauling a Hyundai and a Ford 350. Witnesses said the whole convoy was carjacked"

I must have missed that particular mission.

How is a single truck hauling two vehicles a convoy?


Mercy snakes alive looks like we got us a CONVOY!
 
2014-07-13 07:59:05 AM
Why did they offload the car and truck?
Do they have to find their own rides now?
 
2014-07-13 08:03:11 AM
The style of the report and especially the advertisement that I got was 100% the style of GTA VC radio stations.
 
2014-07-13 09:23:04 AM
Florida: Nothing that can't be fixed by burning it all to the ground followed by a tsunami across the whole state and then letting the ocean put it 50 feet below the surface for a couple centuries.

Because Florida.
 
2014-07-13 09:30:30 AM

Abaddon The Despoiler: Florida: Nothing that can't be fixed by burning it all to the ground followed by a tsunami across the whole state and then letting the ocean put it 50 feet below the surface for a couple centuries.

Because Florida.


Thanks Mr. Gore.
 
2014-07-13 09:35:53 AM
'Gated residents, who were too scared to show their faces on camera, said armed officers were then scouring their streets, stopping traffic in and checking every car on the way out.'

What Florida gated residents may look like...

i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-13 09:55:55 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Abaddon The Despoiler: Florida: Nothing that can't be fixed by burning it all to the ground followed by a tsunami across the whole state and then letting the ocean put it 50 feet below the surface for a couple centuries.

Because Florida.

Thanks Mr. Gore.


It's what I do, when I'm not inventing the Internet and fighting Man-Bear-Pig. I'm totally serial.
 
2014-07-13 11:33:12 AM

Pribar: Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...


It's funny if you think they're all just better at trolling and haven't discovered Fark yet.
 
2014-07-13 12:05:13 PM
If your going to steel a car hauler steel a full one.
 
2014-07-13 12:17:14 PM
GTA Cooper City
 
2014-07-13 12:20:19 PM
Three Greater Toronto Areas?!

Sounds wonderful!
 
2014-07-13 12:35:28 PM
Back in middle school, GTA was installed on one of the computers. Here in Miami, there is a low-income, high crime neighborhood called Liberty City, which is the nam of one of maps for GTA. I had earned an A for the last semester due to a perfect score on a state test so I got to sit in the back of the classroom and play games all day. One day we had a substitute and I was with a friend putting in cheat codes. My friend said the cheat code Suckmyrocket a little too loudly and the sub came over to him. He tried to explain that it was a cheat code and we were going to play on the Liberty City map. The sub got angry yelled at him about how people were dying in liberty city. And that was the end of his time on the computer with me. In conclusion, Miami is Vice City, but actually contains Liberty City.

/csb
//cop now
///only respond if you have 3 or more stars
 
2014-07-13 12:39:43 PM
With all the stories about how car jackings were thwarted because of a simple manual transmission, I am impressed with this car jackers ability to drive a semi truck.
 
2014-07-14 08:25:15 AM

Pribar: Don't read the comments in TFA, Just....don't...


But that stuff is gold, Jerry, gold! Whoever that TheFallOfAmerica guy is, we need to contact him and have him join Fark's Politics threads. That kind of paranoid delusions mixed with failed trolling insight would be perfect for the topics at hand. Trolling local news is bush-league; he really needs to go pro!
 
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